The saga is over It’s official, Novak Djokovic will be deported from Australia after having lost his visa appeal for the second time. The Serbian tennis star has been at the centre of a media storm and much public debate after he was initially granted vaccine exemption, however, three Federal Court judges have now upheld […]

4 years ago

‘There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?’ Online shooters are rarely the most wholesome places on the internet, it must be said, but every now and again we’re reminded of the days of simpler times. When your friends were busy so you’d log on solo and […]

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More ‘everyone has the same 24 hours’ vibes to ruin your week A 10-year-old multimillionaire from Australia is set to be so rich she could potentially retire as early as 15. Just in case you need more depressing news to ruin your weekend. Pixie Curtis of Syndey, Australia is the owner of two businesses – […]

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A case that feels like it began in utero Spencer Elden, most commonly known as the ‘Nirvana baby‘, is once again attempting to sue the band, multiple record companies and Kurt Cobain‘s estate for child pornography. Elden, 30, first alleged the claims of child pornography back in September, seeking over $2.5 million in “lifelong damages” […]

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While some cheered, others started lobbing drinks Fights broke out at a Supercross event in Angel Stadium, Anaheim after sections of the crowd took issue with a woman flashing the California stadium during a race this past weekend. As the Anaheim 1 Supercross event gut underway on Saturday, the audience looked to be in good […]

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He is thought to have been strangled in his sleep TikTok star Rory Teasley died aged just 28 after his boyfriend allegedly strangled him during a fight over a video game, according to reports. As per local news outlet ClickOnDetroit, Docquen Jovo Watkins, 31, called the police after an altercation with boyfriend Teasley, with the […]

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Have you been nipping to the bog more frequently than usual? As coronavirus cases are still on the increase across the UK and Europe, information surrounding signs of infection are just as important as ever. Most poignantly, given the variant’s prevalence among the total number of cases across the globe, scientists, health experts and recent […]

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Novak could still be on his way home The Australian government is reportedly considering deporting Novak Djokovic after all following a number of other details that have come out surrounding his ongoing visa saga. With the Serbian tennis star now having admitted that he did not isolate after he returned a positive covid test, multiple […]

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Quebec has the highest covid-related death rate in Canada The city of Quebec is set to impose a health tax on unvaccinated Canadians as the country looks to battle an ongoing surge of Omicron coronavirus cases. The predominantly French-speaking province recorded 12,028 deaths on Tuesday and although only around 12.8 per cent of its population […]

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Robert Durst, 78, died in prison on Monday The internet has been wrapped up in a case of mistaken identity amid their collective mourning after they thought musician Fred Durst had died – only to find out the actual passing was that of American business magnate and convicted murderer, Robert Durst. As plenty logged onto […]

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The complaints were lodged at covid data mentioned on Lorraine Ofcom has issued a warning to broadcasters ITV after they received over 3,833 complaints following inaccurate covid data mentioned on an episode of Lorraine Kelly‘s self-titled show. The comments were made by regular guest Dr Hilary Jones who implored “Those people who haven’t been vaccinated, […]

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The stand-off has entered its third day but little progress has been made A father believed to be carrying weapons and holding his eight-year-old son is still barricaded in his house as an attempted police siege enters its third day. The armed dad has been locked inside his home in Earlsdon, Coventry ever since authorities […]

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Horrific In a horrible story from over the Christmas period, a woman has reportedly been found dead and “partially eaten” by wildlife after her car broke down on December 18. The 55-year-old is thought to have wandered from her car after it broke down on a country road near Monkton in Ayrshire, Scotland. The AA […]

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The cause of death has not yet been confirmed Former Neighbours star Miranda Fryer has sadly passed away aged just 34. Posting the tragic news to her Facebook page, brother Jeremy confirmed that Fryer died “peacefully” on Thursday, January 6, adding that while they do not currently know the cause of death, “it looks like […]

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Butcher’s sign leaves a very sour taste in the mouth A butcher’s in Edinburgh has outraged vegans with a sign suggesting they are helping end the “violence against plants”. W. M. Christie Family Butcher, located in the Bruntsfield neighbourhood of the Scottish capital, is a 133-year-old business currently run by Willie Christie, a fifth-generation member […]

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The suspect was said to be ’30 minutes away’ from where Maddie went missing A new Maddie McCann doc airing soon on UK TV is believed to reveal fresh new info on the case. Madeleine McCann: Investigating the Prime Suspect is a three-part documentary coming to Channel 5 and is thought to introduce new evidence that […]

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Absolute scenes from the sofa Rejoice, people of Britain, the dates set for this year’s four-day bank holiday weekend for the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee have been confirmed and we’re already looking forward to the biggest lie in. We reported on the announcement early last year, with a series of festivities and special events scheduled to […]

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This is all getting a bit too parody-like, isn’t it? Novak Djokovic‘s court hearing was, rather awkwardly, reportedly broken up by someone who started broadcasting porn on the live stream. The remote case was being held over Microsoft Teams and broadcast live, with more than 350 people joining the lobby. update: the official link for […]

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Do you fall under any of these categories? While the spread of Omicron continues to dominate much of everyday life across Europe, the issue of those suffering from long Covid has sat lingering in the background as people struggle to recover from first and second infections. Following a recent report by the Office for National […]

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He was the first Black actor to win a Best Actor Oscar Hollywood legend Sidney Poitier has sadly passed away at the age of 94. Born in America, the iconic actor grew up in the Bahamas and held dual citizenship, but returned to America when he was 15 before embarking on a long and decorated […]

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Contrary to previous reports, the Queen will not be bailing him out Prince Andrew is reportedly set to sell his £17 million chalet in Switzerland in an effort to cover the costs of the ongoing sexual assault case levelled at him. As per a Mirror exclusive, the Duke of York’s Swiss chalet is being put […]

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We’re back! Did you miss us? Daft question, ‘course you did x Happy New Year, everyone! We hope you all had a wonderful end to 2021 and stayed fit and healthy. We’re back with the JOE Friday Pub Quiz and the first of 2022 but we’re not buying into all that ‘new year, new me’ […]

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‘Lulu Lytle’ significantly ups the level of Thick of It parody here In yet another leaked message via WhatsApp, Prime Minister Boris Johnson‘s text to Lord Brownlow, the man responsible for funding his expensive Downing Street flat refurb, has been revealed. The texts were published on Thursday evening and have since been shared widely on […]

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Srđan Djokovic believes his son is being persecuted and ‘imprisoned’ Novak Djokovic‘s dad, Srđan, has come to his son’s defence, comparing his plight in the ongoing Australian Open saga to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. Speaking at a press conference following protests held outside Serbian parliament, where the 61-year-old claimed his son is “not in […]

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This. Is. Wild – Quite literally In a video we certainly weren’t ready for this early into 2022, a woman has gone viral on social media after footage of her carrying a lion with her bare hands was caught by an onlooker. Captured on the streets of Sabahiya, just south of Kuwait’s eponymous capital city, […]

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The legislation comes into effect next month Italy is set to make covid-19 vaccines compulsory for over 50s as of February, according to reports. As per Politico, the cabinet is said to have agreed to a mandate that requires those aged 50 or older to provide proof of vaccination or that they have recently recovered […]

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Truly horrific In a shocking turn of events, George Floyd‘s niece, Arianna Delane, was reportedly shot in the early hours of New Year’s Day and is currently recovering in hospital. Delane, who is just four years old, was hit by a bullet whilst sleeping after her Houston home was sprayed with bullets as the New […]

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‘If he wanted he would be playing here in Australia without a problem’ Rafael Nadal has come out to comment on the ongoing vaccine saga at the Australian Open as Novak Djokovic is set to be deported from the country. The 34-year-old Serbian tennis star was warned on multiple occasions that he would not be […]

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If it’s not Warzone people simply don’t care Call of Duty: Vanguard has been out for a couple of months now and while any game in the franchise is always going to have high expectations, it would seem its Twitch numbers are absolutely tanking. Since launch, CoD: Vanguard has struggled to capture its regular audience […]

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He admitted that while he checked on the dog at the time it was ‘unacceptable behavior’ Twitch streamer GsxrClyde has apologised after a clip of him shoving his dog into a fridge began circulating on social media. Clyde, who has been streaming the likes of Destiny and Rise of Kingdoms for more than six years, […]

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Don’t Look Up… the Rotten Tomatoes rating He may be one of the finest actors of his generation but thanks to Don’t Look Up, Leonardo DiCaprio‘s unbelievable acting record looks to have come to an end. It was inevitable really – not unlike the overarching theme of the movie. The Netflix original has had a […]

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Macron is boiling piss and we’re all for it French President Emmanuel Macron has said that while his current coronavirus policy is to protect the public, he intends to “piss off” unvaccinated people in the process. Juste des vibrations. Speaking to Le Parisien on Tuesday, Macron – who has served as France‘s leader since 2017 – […]

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The accusation comes from a former Israeli ambassador to the UN Emma Watson has been accused of antisemitism after she shared a post showing solidarity with the Palestinian people and their ongoing struggles on her Instagram. As you can see below, the 31-year-old actor’s post is nothing more than a repost of the phrase ‘Solidarity […]

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The first case is said to have been linked to Cameroon Another new strain of coronavirus, designated the ‘IHU’ variant, has been discovered in France and is already said to have at least 46 mutations. The new IHU variant (B.1.640.2) is thought to have infected 12 people in southeastern France; as reported in multiple outlets, […]

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Just wait for it In random a bit of trivia you absolutely didn’t ask for but will almost certainly raise an eyebrow at, did you know that the woman who holds the record for the world’s longest name has a birth certificate that is two feet long? Nope, neither did we until today. Back in […]

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Monochrome markings only until the situation is resolved Some tattoos could start to become a thing of the past as most coloured tattoo inks are set to be heavily restricted in Europe from next week. As reported by the Metro, the EU’s Registration, Evaluation, Authorisation and Restriction of Chemicals (REACH) has now outlawed around 4,000 […]

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Online donations have increased by more than 50% After more than a year of targeting from the right of the political spectrum, the RNLI (Royal National Lifeboat Institution) have now recorded their highest ever donations tally in their near-200-year history. As reported by The Guardian, the institution, founded all the way back in 1824, is […]

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That’s right, Lord Flasheart himself was in Potter and the people want to see it Comedy legend Rik Mayall was apparently in the first Harry Potter film and we, along with everyone collectively losing their minds, are now calling for it to be released. The best part is, so is the director. While it may […]

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His first cancer diagnosis was in 1999 ITV News reported Gary Burgess has sadly passed away aged just 46 after his long battle with cancer. Burgess, who lived in Jersey and often covered Channel Island news for the broadcaster, is said to have died peacefully in Jersey Hospice on New Year’s Day according to ITV’s […]

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The people have been heard Truck driver Rogel Aguilera-Mederos has finally had his 110-year prison sentence following a road traffic accident reduced following a petition for clemency that reached over five million signatures. As reported in multiple US outlets, the public outcry over the 26-year-old’s jail time has ultimately been heard as Colorado Governor Jared […]

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The behaviour has been described as ‘dreadful’ and against the ‘pro-choice’ ideals anti-vaxxers purport to champion Anti-vaxxers trashed and stole from an NHS Test and Trace site in London, abusing staff and volunteers in a protest against the coronavirus vaccine and future lockdowns on Wednesday. In footage circulated on social media, protesters can be seen infiltrating a […]

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Not quite the Mile High Club but we applaud her nonetheless A schoolteacher from Michigan self-isolated for five hours during a flight from Chicago after she tested positive for covid mid-flight. Self-isolation is tough enough in your own home let alone on the toilet of an aeroplane. Marisa Fotieo was flying to Iceland‘s capital Reykjavik […]

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‘Tom, 36, 3,338 miles away. Two truths and a lie: I voted for Biden. They stole the election. I stole a cop’s badge and buried it in my garden’ A Capitol Hill rioter who is accused of having assaulted and robbed a police officer is now asking for a judge’s permission to once again access […]

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Allegations surrounding the Prince remain rife Prince Andrew reportedly wants allegations of sexual assault levelled against him thrown out of court because his accuser lives in Australia. Virginia Giuffre (formerly Virginia Roberts) accused the 61-year-old Royal of sexually assaulting her when she was just 17 back in 2001 and while the Metropolitan Police may be […]

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Not even a foot into 2022 yet and we’re going all RoboCop dystopia Scientists in China have apparently developed an AI prosecutor that is deemed able to accurately charge people for crimes with 97 per cent precision. As per the South China Morning Post (SCMP), the project was pioneered by the Shanghai Pudong People’s Procuratorate […]

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Not all heroes wear capes A woman who breastfed her husband is providing some very much needed explanation as to why. I mean, it’s none of our business, didn’t ask and TMI but at least we have some context now we can’t un-hear it. In a series of TikToks posted to their account @twodears, mum […]

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A fitting way to protest the not-so-green electric manufacturer and its maniacal overlord A man from Finland finally had enough of Elon Musk and paying through the nose for his electric cars, so he decided to detonate his car in protest. As you do. As you can see in the clip below, Tesla owner Tuomas […]

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Eliminating distractions ahead of next year or dropping off the radar? Lewis Hamilton has seemingly unfollowed everyone on Instagram following his high-profile disappointment in this year’s Formula 1 championship. The British racing star was on the verge of winning a record-breaking eighth Driver’s Championship title, which would have taken him beyond legend Michael Schumacher, but […]

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The penultimate pub quiz of the year ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The pints were poured aplenty and with extra special care, As the punters waited to see if the JOE Friday Pub Quiz would be there.’ And how lucky were […]

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…What? In case you ever needed a reminder you are living in the 21st century, the age where technology that is created simply because it can be, a lickable TV screen has now been invented in Japan. As reported by Reuters, Homei Miyashita, a professor at Meiji University, has created a television that can literally […]

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