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  • Getting booster jab follows ‘teaching of Jesus Christ’, says Boris Johnson

    Getting booster jab follows ‘teaching of Jesus Christ’, says Boris Johnson

    Sure this won’t p*** anyone off at all As we edge ever closer to Christmas Day, Boris Johnson has invoked Jesus Christ as inspiration for why people should get booster jabs as they look to mix with family households once again. In the official Christmas message from No. 10 Downing Street, the Prime Minister spoke […]

    4 years ago

  • Tiny rice-sized microchip implant which holds your Covid passport info unveiled

    Tiny rice-sized microchip implant which holds your Covid passport info unveiled

    The tiny microchip can be scanned using a smartphone to bring up a person’s vaccine certification A tech firm claims to have developed a microchip that can be implanted in a human arm and hold your Covid passport information. Microchip technology company Dsruptive Subdermals, have created the chip using technology from one of its previous […]

    4 years ago

  • People are calling out ‘Love Actually’ for being problematic

    People are calling out ‘Love Actually’ for being problematic

    What do you reckon? Has this iconic Christmas rom-com aged well? As people are once again sitting down to roll back the years and watch classic Christmas films, many have turned to Richard Curtis’ Love Actually, arguably one of the most popular rom-coms of the 21st century. However, especially among a younger generation who may […]

    4 years ago

  • China orders city’s 13m population to stay indoors after 52 Covid cases reported

    China orders city’s 13m population to stay indoors after 52 Covid cases reported

    Local lockdown for the people of Xi’an A city in north China with a population of over 13 million people has been ordered to isolate and lockdown after an outbreak of 52 coronavirus cases was reported. According to the BBC, the city of Xi’an is now under strict containment rules, meaning that only one person […]

    4 years ago

  • The definitive list of everything The Simpsons predicted that shockingly came true

    The definitive list of everything The Simpsons predicted that shockingly came true

    ‘Simpsons did it’ Have you ever stopped and wondered how many times The Simpsons have predicted the future? Well, if you haven’t, it’s a lot. And they’ve been right about things that, at the time of airing, seemed so wrong. So wrong they were hilarious. Like, about a former reality TV star becoming the President of […]

    4 years ago

  • If Die Hard is a Christmas film, then so is Lethal Weapon

    If Die Hard is a Christmas film, then so is Lethal Weapon

    So be it It’s an age-old debate: is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Pretty strange considering the answer is, obviously, yes – it’s set at Christmas, has jingle bells in the score and Christmas music playing throughout. However, now that people are finally starting to bury that ol’ chestnut by the open fire, the decision […]

    4 years ago

  • Asylum seekers caught while crossing Channel did not break law, court finds

    Asylum seekers caught while crossing Channel did not break law, court finds

    Judges labelled their prosecution ‘legal heresy’ The UK Court of Appeal has found that a group of asylum seekers who arrived in the UK during the Channel crossings earlier this year did not break the law, setting a precedent for a number of cases. In the court papers on Tuesday, judges dismissed the charges levelled […]

    4 years ago

  • New year is ‘too late’ for extra Covid restrictions, say scientists

    New year is ‘too late’ for extra Covid restrictions, say scientists

    The ‘two-week circuit breaker’ may not be soon enough or even long enough Scientists are warning that the added Covid measures being considered by the UK government are simply not soon enough. On Monday, it was reported that Prime Minister Boris Johnson is debating bringing back lockdown restrictions and, crucially, a ban on indoor mixing […]

    4 years ago

  • Scientist explains how you can tell the difference between a cold and Omicron

    Scientist explains how you can tell the difference between a cold and Omicron

    Amidst regular cold and flu season, extra vigilance is essential An expert on viruses has given his insight on how people can hopefully tell the difference between a cold and Omicron should they start to show cold, flu or coronavirus symptoms. Tim Spector, who is the lead scientist on the ZOE Covid study – ongoing […]

    4 years ago

  • Jake Paul won ‘career-high’ prize money for Tyron Woodley KO

    Jake Paul won ‘career-high’ prize money for Tyron Woodley KO

    Both Paul and Woodley got a hefty pay packet Jake Paul‘s prize money for knocking out Tyron Woodley on Saturday night is said to be a career-high for the 24-year-old influencer turned boxer. According to the MEN, not only did Paul earn a whopping $5m by winning the rematch – with Woodley also said to […]

    4 years ago

  • The JOE 12 Days of Quizmas: Day 9

    The JOE 12 Days of Quizmas: Day 9

    DJ Khaled voice: ‘Another one’ Welcome back, folks! We really are getting towards the business end now, aren’t we? Has anyone been keeping track of their grand total thus far? Day nine of JOE’s 12 Days of Quizmas is here and we can’t think of a better way to start off the week. Today you’ve […]

    4 years ago

  • Strict Covid restrictions could begin on Boxing Day amid Omicron surge

    Strict Covid restrictions could begin on Boxing Day amid Omicron surge

    We might be clear for Christmas Day but don’t get ahead of yourselves Reports are suggesting that new stringent new Covid restrictions could come into effect as early as Boxing Day, as the number of daily coronavirus cases continues to surge. As per multiple outlets, updated Covid guidelines are being now seriously considered with the […]

    4 years ago

  • One in 30 people poo in the shower and you all need to be stopped

    One in 30 people poo in the shower and you all need to be stopped

    Respectfully, what the f*** are you lot playing at? In yet another story we never thought we’d write, apparently, one in 30 people poo in the shower. Incidentally, we have once again lost all faith in humanity. That’s right, according to a survey of more than 1,000 people carried out by Leicester-based bathroom providers QS […]

    4 years ago

  • Nadine Dorries kicked out of Tory WhatsApp group for praising PM

    Nadine Dorries kicked out of Tory WhatsApp group for praising PM

    Did somebody say civil war? Culture minister Nadine Dorries has reportedly been kicked out of a Tory WhatsApp group for praising the Prime Minister. This is all very Handforth Parish Council, isn’t it? As reported by Sky News’ Sam Coates, the 64-year-old Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport was involved in what […]

    4 years ago

  • Piers Corbyn arrested on suspicion of inciting arson and violence towards MPs

    Piers Corbyn arrested on suspicion of inciting arson and violence towards MPs

    The arrest comes after an inflammatory video was posted to social media yesterday Piers Corbyn has been arrested on suspicion of inciting arson and violence towards MPs following a video of him was shared on social media on Saturday. As reported in multiple outlets, the 74-year-old elder brother of former Labour leader Jeremey Corbyn was […]

    4 years ago

  • Paul vs Woodley scorecards show judges’ scores before brutal KO

    Paul vs Woodley scorecards show judges’ scores before brutal KO

    Some fight fans are in doubt but what did the judges think? As boxing fans continue to debate on Twitter on what exactly happened on Saturday night, the Paul vs Woodley scorecards have been shared and they’re pretty definitive. Jake Paul knocked out Tyron Woodley in the sixth round of their high-profile rematch and while […]

    4 years ago

  • Brutal new angle of Jake Paul’s KO punch emerges

    Brutal new angle of Jake Paul’s KO punch emerges

    Hollywood haymaker A new angle of Jake Paul‘s KO blow against Tyron Woodley is doing the round online and it’s blockbuster stuff, we can’t lie. The Paul defeated the MMA fighter in the rematch selected to replace the cancelled fight against Tommy Fury. In the clip secured by Showtime Boxing, the person behind the camera […]

    4 years ago

  • ‘Time traveller’ shares video ‘proof’ of him meeting future self

    ‘Time traveller’ shares video ‘proof’ of him meeting future self

    Time travellers are ten a penny at this point! That’s right, another ‘time travel‘ video is doing the rounds on TikTok, as a Swedish man claims to have met himself in the future. As you can see in the video posted to user @iimcf‘s account, a man named Håkan Nordkvist claims to not only have […]

    4 years ago

  • The JOE 12 Days of Quizmas: Day 6

    The JOE 12 Days of Quizmas: Day 6

    ‘On the sixth day of Quizmas…’ Hello again, festive friends, and welcome back to JOE’s 12 Days of Quizmas. We’re already six days in and since it’s Friday once again, you lucky sods get a double dose of quizness as this one happens to land on the same day as The JOE Friday Pub Quiz. […]

    4 years ago

  • The JOE 12 Days of Quizmas: Day 5

    The JOE 12 Days of Quizmas: Day 5

    FIVE GOOOOLD RINGS! That’s right, we’re onto our fifth day of JOE‘s 12 Days of Quizmas and we hope you’re having as much fun doing them as we are making them. You have all the favourites as per usual today, as well as a couple of festive-based novelty rounds as is to expected from a […]

    4 years ago

  • UK Supreme Court rejects gender-neutral passports

    UK Supreme Court rejects gender-neutral passports

    Such passports already exist in more than 11 countries The UK Supreme Court has rejected a proposal for gender-neutral passports after a unanimous decision. The case put forward by Christie Elan-Cane – activist and non-gendered campaigner for over 30 years – was ultimately thrown out on Wednesday after the court ruled that gender is “a […]

    4 years ago

  • Law student, 19, sues landlord and wins first ever case

    Law student, 19, sues landlord and wins first ever case

    You absolutely love to see it A law student studying at the University of East Anglia (UAE) has won his first-ever case while still on the second year of his course. He hasn’t even graduated yet. Now that is just delightful. As reported by the BBC, Jack Simm, 19, began his first year at UAE […]

    4 years ago

  • Double murderer who sexually abused over 100 corpses given whole life sentence

    Double murderer who sexually abused over 100 corpses given whole life sentence

    His crimes date back to 1987 David Fuller, the electrician who was found to have abused over 100 corpses including children, has been sentenced to life in prison. As reported by the BBC, the double murderer who was found to have abused more than 100 corpses while working in two Kent morgues over the past […]

    4 years ago

  • Twitch streamer Kristina “Kika” Dukic found dead aged 21

    Twitch streamer Kristina “Kika” Dukic found dead aged 21

    She is thought to have taken her own life Popular Twitch streamer Kristina “Kika” Dukic has been found dead at her home in Belgrade, Serbia. While the cause of death is yet to be confirmed, social media posts and local media suggests that she is thought to have died by suicide. She was just 21. […]

    4 years ago

  • Dragon Ball Z narrator and voice actor Jôji Yanami dies aged 90

    Dragon Ball Z narrator and voice actor Jôji Yanami dies aged 90

    The voiceover to so many people’s childhood Legendary voice actor and Dragon Ball Z narrator, Jôji Yanami, has sadly passed away aged 90. Yanami was perhaps best known for providing the Japanese voice-over on the original Dragon Ball Z as well as Dragon Ball Super – but he also voiced many characters within the show among […]

    4 years ago

  • Why do Covid boosters work if two vaccine doses don’t?

    Why do Covid boosters work if two vaccine doses don’t?

    Omicron is spreading, the booster campaign is important – here’s why As Covid-19 cases continue to increase across Europe and the rest of the world and the highly-transmissible Omicron variant is beginning to set down roots in the UK, the already planned Covid booster campaign is more important than ever. Whether it’s those who are […]

    4 years ago

  • Leonardo DiCaprio ‘had a problem’ with Meryl Streep’s nude scene in Don’t Look Up

    Leonardo DiCaprio ‘had a problem’ with Meryl Streep’s nude scene in Don’t Look Up

    Leo leapt to defend ‘film royalty’ but Streep didn’t seem to mind Leonardo DiCaprio reportedly “had a problem” with Meryl Streep‘s nude scene in the recent Netflix release Don’t Look Up. Speaking to The Guardian, director Adam McKay (The Big Short, Succession, Vice) said that the 47-year-old multi-award winner came to the defence of his […]

    4 years ago

  • Kentucky factory workers told they would be fired if they left as tornado hit

    Kentucky factory workers told they would be fired if they left as tornado hit

    Company officials have obviously denied the allegations Workers in a Kentucky factory where at least eight people died were told to stay in work otherwise they would be fired as tornadoes ripped through the US state this past weekend. As reported by NBC News, at least five workers from Mayfield Consumer Products said “supervisors warned […]

    4 years ago

  • Bored Ape NFT accidentally sells for $3000 rather than $300,000

    Bored Ape NFT accidentally sells for $3000 rather than $300,000

    We still don’t get NFTs but plenty of people clearly do A highly in-demand issue of the popular ‘Bored Ape’ NFT (non-fungible token) has accidentally been sold for just $3,000 (£2,270): one-hundredth of its actual market price. ‘The Bored Ape Yacht Club’ is a limited run of 10,000 pieces of digital art, each with minor […]

    4 years ago

  • First country in Europe legalises marijuana for personal use

    First country in Europe legalises marijuana for personal use

    And it’s not the Netherlands… Malta is set to become the first country in Europe to legalise marijuana for personal use as part of an overhaul of the nation’s drug laws and changing attitudes towards cannabis across the continent. While many might have assumed that first in the door would be the Netherlands or that […]

    4 years ago

  • Lewis Hamilton set to be knighted this Wednesday

    Lewis Hamilton set to be knighted this Wednesday

    SIR Lewis Hamilton F1 star and British racing legend Lewis Hamilton is set to be knighted this Wednesday. The 36-year-old missed out on a record-breaking eighth world championship this past Sunday, losing out to Max Verstappen, but he put up one of the best late charges for the title in Formula 1 history. BREAKING: Lewis […]

    4 years ago

  • Minister refuses to rule out closing schools in January

    Minister refuses to rule out closing schools in January

    The UK could very well go back to lessons over Zoom Parents across Britain are cautiously preparing for more around-the-clock remote learning as government ministers warn of schools closing in the coming weeks and refuse to guarantee they will remain open in the New Year. Speaking to the BBC‘s Andrew Marr, Education Secretary Nadhim Zahawi […]

    4 years ago

  • The 10 most bizarre festive traditions around the world

    The 10 most bizarre festive traditions around the world

    From Krampus and KFC, to faeces and fried caterpillars – feast your eyes on the 10 most bizarre festive traditions Hands up who’s feeling fatigued at the thought of another pandemic Christmas. Yep, us too. So here to take your mind off those Omicron anxieties is our virtual tour of the some of the strangest […]

    4 years ago

  • Elon Musk says he’s thinking of quitting his jobs

    Elon Musk says he’s thinking of quitting his jobs

    Please do Elon Musk says he’s thinking about quitting his jobs – as in all of them. Do it. Now. Seriously. Taking to Twitter – as he so often does when he looks to toy with share prices and the ever-volatile stock market – the 50-year-old not only tweeted that he was looking to quit […]

    4 years ago

  • Devastating solar storm ‘could send mankind back to Dark Age’, says new study

    Devastating solar storm ‘could send mankind back to Dark Age’, says new study

    Can you just not? There’s enough going on as it is Astronomers are predicting a devastating solar storm could hit our solar system, sending Earth and humankind back into a “dark age”. How very 2021 of you, universe. The prediction comes after the team behind the study conducted by the University of Colorado Boulder spotted […]

    4 years ago

  • The JOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 273

    The JOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 273

    Been a pretty quiet week, hasn’t it? Nothing major going on. Anyway, here’s the quiz… Listen, we know you’ve probably had enough of the news this week – it’s been doing our head in too – but it’s Friday and there’s no better way to take your mind off things and misdirect your anger than […]

    4 years ago

  • Jussie Smollett faces jail after guilty verdict over fake hate crime against himself

    Jussie Smollett faces jail after guilty verdict over fake hate crime against himself

    The actor was found guilty of staging his ‘homophobic and racist’ attack After nearly three years, actor Jussie Smollett has been found guilty of staging the racist and homophobic assault of which he claimed to be victim back in 2019. The 39-year-old was found guilty after undergoing his trial in Chicago this week, with the […]

    4 years ago

  • 300,000 now attending No 10 Christmas rave

    300,000 now attending No 10 Christmas rave

    Let’s hope Boris’s flat refurb was as big it was rumoured to be… We might be staring down the barrel of another lockdown as the holiday season nears and the UK government reverts to ‘Plan B’ – but someone will have to tell the 300,000+ who are attending the Christmas rave at No 10 first. […]

    4 years ago

  • Rapper Slim 400 dies aged 33 after LA shooting

    Rapper Slim 400 dies aged 33 after LA shooting

    The shooting happened on Wednesday night Rapper and musician Slim 400, real name Vincent Cohran, has died at the age of just 33. As reported by TMZ, the Compton-based rapper was shot and killed during a firefight in Inglewood, an area towards the southwest of Los Angeles, California. So far, no outlet has any further […]

    4 years ago

  • Exact date snow to hit Britain with -5C cold snap on the way

    Exact date snow to hit Britain with -5C cold snap on the way

    There’s plenty of news at the minute but here’s how its winter backdrop is looking The Met Office is predicting yet another cold snap and more wintery weather conditions as snow, ice and temperatures of -5C are set to hit the UK. Meteorologists believe that despite having already been battered by the blustery Storm Arwen, […]

    4 years ago

  • Renters won’t have to pay deposits under new tenancy scheme launched this week

    Renters won’t have to pay deposits under new tenancy scheme launched this week

    You might still be forking out hundreds every month – but this is a handy option should you choose it UK renters won’t have to pay deposits under a new housing and tenancy scheme launched by an insurance agency this week. Housing Hand is a rent guarantor service that allows students and young professionals to […]

    4 years ago

  • Ant & Dec make another dig at Boris Johnson and No 10 party cover-up

    Ant & Dec make another dig at Boris Johnson and No 10 party cover-up

    Run it back Comedy and British TV legends Ant & Dec can’t miss at the moment, especially when having a pop at Prime Minister Boris Johnson and the government is like fish in a barrel following the ongoing No 10 Christmas party scandal. On last night’s episode of I’m A Celeb, they followed up their […]

    4 years ago