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  • Police confirm Old Trafford ‘bomb’ was “incredibly lifelike” hoax

    Police confirm Old Trafford ‘bomb’ was “incredibly lifelike” hoax

    Better safe than sorry. We doubt anyone will complain about the reaction of Manchester United, the Premier League or the Greater Manchester Police, after they divulged further details of the ‘suspicious package’ that led to Sunday’s game with Bournemouth being abandoned due to serious safety concerns. Such was the concern over the discovery, that a bomb […]

    10 years ago

  • Joe Hart expresses concern about fans at Old Trafford during post-match interview

    Joe Hart expresses concern about fans at Old Trafford during post-match interview

    Some things transcend sporting rivalry and demand a bit of perspective. Manchester City may have just secured a Champions League spot after sharing the points with Swansea City at the Liberty Stadium, but that wasn’t the only thing on Joe Hart’s mind after the game. Manchester United’s Old Trafford stadium was evacuated, and their game […]

    10 years ago

  • BREAKING: Police confirm there has been a controlled explosion within Old Trafford

    BREAKING: Police confirm there has been a controlled explosion within Old Trafford

    Hopefully the situation is now under control Following the cancellation of Manchester United’s game with Bournemouth at Old Trafford on Sunday, after the discovery of a ‘suspect package’ in the NW quadrant of the ground, Greater Manchester Police have confirmed that a ‘controlled explosion’ has been carried out within the stadium. Update: Bomb disposal experts currently […]

    10 years ago

  • Army bomb disposal squad called to Old Trafford for ‘controlled explosion’

    Army bomb disposal squad called to Old Trafford for ‘controlled explosion’

    Updates seem to suggest that the security threat at Old Trafford isn’t mere precaution. Shortly after the stadium was evacuated of fans and Manchester United’s home game with Bournemouth abandoned, the staff and journalists in the vicinity of the ground were also told to leave. The latest update is that the ‘suspect package’ that was […]

    10 years ago

  • BREAKING NEWS: Man United game abandoned due to ‘suspect package’ at Old Trafford

    BREAKING NEWS: Man United game abandoned due to ‘suspect package’ at Old Trafford

    The game is off and police are on high alert. Manchester United’s game with Bournemouth has dramatically been abandoned after a ‘code red’ security alert caused Old Trafford to be evacuated twenty minutes before the game. The ground was urgently emptied of fans as tannoy announcements told those already within the stadium to vacate the area […]

    10 years ago

  • Breaking: Old Trafford stadium evacuated prior to kickoff after ‘Code Red’ alert

    Breaking: Old Trafford stadium evacuated prior to kickoff after ‘Code Red’ alert

    This is very worrying. Manchester United’s home game with Bournemouth was due to kick off at 3pm along with the rest of the Premier League’s final schedule of games, but twenty minute prior to the start of the match, the whole stadium was urgently evacuated. There is a serious security concern, and a ‘Code Red’ […]

    10 years ago

  • Everyone is losing their sh*t after Drake shaved off his famous beard

    Everyone is losing their sh*t after Drake shaved off his famous beard

    Drake is known for many things, not least his trademark look. The Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer and actor is something of a worldwide phenomenon. He has managed to cultivate such a strong personal ‘brand’ that people who haven’t even heard a note of his music would have no trouble picking him out from […]

    10 years ago

  • Real Madrid release official statement about fans murdered by ISIS

    Real Madrid release official statement about fans murdered by ISIS

    This is desperately sad. Real Madrid are one of the biggest and most widely supported clubs around the world. The passion with which fans from all corners of the globe follow the Spanish side is a testament to their broad appeal. Sadly, a number of their ardent supporters were killed in a space that they had […]

    10 years ago

  • Spanish side cause a stir with their anatomically correct ‘naked’ new kit

    Spanish side cause a stir with their anatomically correct ‘naked’ new kit

    Blimey. Talk about revealing. Football kits the world over are becoming more and more generic, with the bigger sports manufacturers choosing to work to set templates with just the smallest of alterations for each team’s uniform. So it’s always a welcome change when a major brand tries something new. That said, we’re not sure what to […]

    10 years ago

  • Turns out West Ham’s Diafra Sakho doesn’t know how selfie sticks work

    Turns out West Ham’s Diafra Sakho doesn’t know how selfie sticks work

    Maybe he’d just be better off recording it from the telly. Diafra Sakho had plenty to celebrate on Tuesday evening. Not only did West Ham beat Manchester United by three goals to two in a thrilling final game at the Boleyn Stadium, but the Senegalese forward topped off a fine display with the opening goal on […]

    10 years ago

  • This is what your choice of facial hair says about you

    This is what your choice of facial hair says about you

    Facial hair. Nearly every adult male is capable of it but so many get it so very wrong. Alas no one teaches you at puberty what your face-based follicles are saying about you; you’re taught how to shave, but not how to shave. By way of a public service, we thought we’d inform you as […]

    10 years ago

  • People are taking the p*ss out of West Ham’s #FarewellBoleyn hashtag

    People are taking the p*ss out of West Ham’s #FarewellBoleyn hashtag

    We know it matters deeply to West Ham fans. Just not everyone else. The Boleyn Ground has been home to the Hammers for 112 years, so of course it’s a wrench to leave. Their penultimate game of the season against Manchester United on Tuesday is the final match to be played at the grand old […]

    10 years ago

  • Bayern Munich swoop to sign Portuguese wonderkid from under Man United’s noses

    Bayern Munich swoop to sign Portuguese wonderkid from under Man United’s noses

    They’ll be many a Man United fan muttering ‘typical’ under the breath. The Old Trafford faithful have previous experience of exciting young targets being snaffled by other clubs at the last minute, and in particular Bayern Munich. Who can forget Thiago Alcântara joining the German club after a summer of being storied to the move to […]

    10 years ago

  • Liverpool fans react to story that West Ham want to pay £25m for Benteke

    Liverpool fans react to story that West Ham want to pay £25m for Benteke

    The phrase ‘bite their hands off’ comes to mind. West Ham are currently flush with cash. Their fans may be sad to be leaving the Boleyn Ground (did you hear about that? It’s been mentioned once or twice), but their heavily subsidised move to the Olympic Stadium will generate the club huge extra revenues each […]

    10 years ago

  • Breaking: Man stabs 4 people in fatal terror attack in Germany

    Breaking: Man stabs 4 people in fatal terror attack in Germany

    One person has been killed, whilst three are injured. In depressing news coming out of Germany, a knife-wielding man has stabbed four people at a train station. The attack happened in Grafing, 25 miles south-east of Munich in Bavaria. A police spokesman confirmed that the authorities have not ruled out a “political motive”, whilst Ebersberger newspaper […]

    10 years ago

  • BBC announce star-studded lineup for Euro 2016 coverage

    BBC announce star-studded lineup for Euro 2016 coverage

    Not long now. With the domestic season nearly over and the Premier League already decided, thoughts are now turning to the summer’s football, and more specifically the European Championships in France. The BBC and ITV will be sharing the coverage of Euro 2016, and on Monday the Beeb were proud to announce their star-studded team of […]

    10 years ago

  • Arsenal fans filmed fighting with each other during Man City game

    Arsenal fans filmed fighting with each other during Man City game

    Things are seriously toxic at Arsenal right now. A season that promised so much at the Emirates is petering out to nothing, and Sunday’s credible but largely irrelevant 2-2 draw at Manchester City did little to defuse the tensions amongst Arsenal fans. It seems there’s something of civil war taking place within the Gooner fanbase, with […]

    10 years ago

  • Anthony Joshua pays his own ‘chat sh*t, get banged’ tribute to Jamie Vardy

    Anthony Joshua pays his own ‘chat sh*t, get banged’ tribute to Jamie Vardy

    Get your own catchphrase big man! They’re both British, and now they’re both bonafide champions in their respective sports. Anthony Joshua may be the reigning IBF world heavyweight champion of the world, but even he can appreciate the remarkable achievements of Premier League medal winner Jamie Richard Vardy. The England man’s brace in Leicester City’s 3-1 […]

    10 years ago

  • Shocked Ranieri is drenched with champagne by his players during press conference

    Shocked Ranieri is drenched with champagne by his players during press conference

    That nice Italian suit is absolutely ruined. Not that we think Claudio Ranieri will be all that bothered. The affable Roman was holding court in the post-match press conference when a few of his buoyant Leicester City charges decided to give him an impromptu shower. The Foxes had just beaten Everton 3-1, and subsequently been […]

    10 years ago

  • Mido loses Leicester bet and is forced to pay a heavy price live on TV

    Mido loses Leicester bet and is forced to pay a heavy price live on TV

    A bet’s a bet. Spurs, Middlesbrough, Barnsley, West Ham and Wigan fans will remember Mido with varying levels of fondness. The mercurial Egyptian striker spent the best part of eight years in England and is something of a cult hero to some. A very small ‘some’ granted. The 33-year-old is now long retired and plies his […]

    10 years ago

  • Wes Morgan’s live Sky interview is interrupted in the most brilliant way

    Wes Morgan’s live Sky interview is interrupted in the most brilliant way

    Talk about apt. Leicester City skipper Wes Morgan was carrying out his captaincy duties when his teammate decided to have a little fun. He was appearing live on Sky Sports after receiving the Premier League trophy when he was rudely/amusingly interrupted. It may have been mere high jinx, but in a way it perfectly illustrated […]

    10 years ago

  • Incredible scenes at the King Power stadium as Leicester are crowned champions

    Incredible scenes at the King Power stadium as Leicester are crowned champions

    What a magical scene. Just when we were becoming a little desensitised to the Leicester City story with all the blanket coverage, Saturday evening brought their achievements clearly back into focus. It was hard for even the most cynical of neutrals not to be moved by the scenes at the King Power stadium as an […]

    10 years ago

  • The nation holds its breath as Jamie Vardy goes down injured after Everton victory

    The nation holds its breath as Jamie Vardy goes down injured after Everton victory

    This would be bloody typical. As England fans gear up for Euro 2016 with far more enthusiasm and hope than usual, following a Premier League season notable for the number of superb English performers, there were fears one of the potential stars of France could have picked up serious injury. A concerned Jamie Vardy went down […]

    10 years ago

  • Middlesbrough player unable to celebrate promotion due to sickeningly gory injury

    Middlesbrough player unable to celebrate promotion due to sickeningly gory injury

    If you are of a delicate disposition, you may want to look away now. Middlesbrough were involved in a vital promotion decider on Saturday as they hoped to secure an automatic route back to the Premier League against Brighton & Hove Albion. Thankfully for manager Aitor Karanka and the home fans, a 1-1 draw at the […]

    10 years ago

  • If football clubs were nations of the world, who would they be?

    If football clubs were nations of the world, who would they be?

    One is a big game, full of rival entities looking to attack and overtake each other. The other is football. The biggest and most popular football clubs in the world transcend nationality and borders in their appeal. You’re as likely to bump into a Liverpool fan in Cape Town as you are in Croxteth. Similarly, […]

    10 years ago

  • Justin Timberlake’s brand new tune is the guaranteed feel-good sound of the summer

    Justin Timberlake’s brand new tune is the guaranteed feel-good sound of the summer

    We love this already. Justin Timberlake has been on musical hiatus for far too long. It’s been three years since the excellent The 20/20 Experience LP, with possibly his finest tune in Mirrors. In the meantime we’ve had pretenders to his pop crown emerge – including namesake Justin Bieber with some surprisingly good tunes – but no one […]

    10 years ago

  • Great news for anyone booking a summer holiday – prices are set to tumble

    Great news for anyone booking a summer holiday – prices are set to tumble

    Get booking those flights. Whilst we bask in the very welcome May sunshine, it is the time of year when many of our thoughts turn to a summer break somewhere nice. The temperatures may be rising at home, but there’s nothing quite like packing your bags for a trip to somewhere more exotic. Of course, that […]

    10 years ago

  • Reports suggest Gary Neville is set to be announced as the new manager of Delhi Dynamos

    Reports suggest Gary Neville is set to be announced as the new manager of Delhi Dynamos

    If true this would be a sensational coup for Indian football. We’re highly dubious about this until anything is confirmed, but there are growing rumours that Gary Neville may be ready to try his hand at subcontinental football for his next managerial move. The revered Sky Sports pundit and former Manchester United defender was sacked […]

    10 years ago

  • Wayne Lineker reacts with surprise to news of his own death

    Wayne Lineker reacts with surprise to news of his own death

    All things considered he took it quite well. Gary Lineker may be the most well-known Leicester City fan in the world, as well as the most famous Lineker, but his younger brother Wayne has something of a cult following of his own – and is no less obsessed with the mighty Foxes. Wayne Lineker is […]

    10 years ago

  • Daniel Sturridge posts ‘distraught’ video following post-match drugs test

    Daniel Sturridge posts ‘distraught’ video following post-match drugs test

    He probably deserves more than this. Daniel Sturridge proved some of his growing critics wrong on the pitch on Thursday night by scoring the vital second goal against Villarreal, which essentially sent Liverpool through to the final of the Europa League against Sevilla in Basel. The England man has struggled to hold down a first team […]

    10 years ago

  • Ricky Gervais shares hilariously bad first ever review of The Office

    Ricky Gervais shares hilariously bad first ever review of The Office

    Needless to say, he had the last laugh. Ricky Gervais has been busy in the past week. Not only has he been promoting his new Netflix film Special Correspondents, but he has been working on the final mix of the forthcoming movie about his most iconic creation, David Brent. He tweeted about the progress on Life On The […]

    10 years ago

  • Vardy and co nutmeg clueless cameraman THREE times without him noticing

    Vardy and co nutmeg clueless cameraman THREE times without him noticing

    It’s got to the stage that they can’t help taking the p*ss. It was back to the training ground for the still jubilant Leicester City playing staff on Tuesday morning, but it wasn’t any old day at their Belvoir Drive facilities. The newly crowned Premier League champions (it still seems weird to say it) were accompanied by […]

    10 years ago

  • Diego Costa accused of biting Jan Vertonghen during Stamford Bridge bustup

    Diego Costa accused of biting Jan Vertonghen during Stamford Bridge bustup

    The fallout from the ‘Battle of the Bridge’ keeps on coming. Following Monday evening’s bruising 2-2 encounter between Chelsea and Spurs, that resulted in Leicester City being crowned Premier League champions, there have accusations and counter-accusations regarding who was to blame for two unsavoury melees on the night. Whilst Mousa Dembele has been criticised for what looked to many […]

    10 years ago

  • Jamie Redknapp’s live Sky chat is interrupted by a couple of intruders

    Jamie Redknapp’s live Sky chat is interrupted by a couple of intruders

    This certainly caused him to lose his train of thought. Former Spurs man Jamie Redknapp was on Sky Sports News on Tuesday to reflect upon Leicester City’s sensational transformation from relegation candidates to Premier League champions in less than a year. His beloved Lilywhites may have come unstuck on Monday evening at the hands of a […]

    10 years ago

  • Shameful scenes at Stamford Bridge as 69-year-old Guus Hiddink is pushed to the ground

    Shameful scenes at Stamford Bridge as 69-year-old Guus Hiddink is pushed to the ground

    Amidst all the drama, this was an unsavoury footnote. Chelsea versus Spurs was always going to be a combustable affair, especially with so much at stake, and so it proved. In the end the home side prevented Mauricio Pochettino’s men from achieving the victory they so badly needed, and the 2-2 result meant Leicester City were crowned […]

    10 years ago

  • Watch Gary Lineker react to the final whistle and talk about his underwear vow

    Watch Gary Lineker react to the final whistle and talk about his underwear vow

    We can only imagine how he’s feeling right now. Gary Lineker is probably the most high-profile Leicester City fan out there. They are the famed presenter’s local club and he’s as passionate as they come in his devotion to their cause. Match of the Day showed footage of Lineker and his sons watching Chelsea vs […]

    10 years ago