Paul Pogba could be on the brink of a return to Manchester United. But you already knew that, didn't you?
All summer long, it's been impossible to escape the steady stream of reports linking the 23-year-old with a move back to United from Juventus in exchange for a metric shitload of money.
Are we any closer to a deal being done? To be honest, who the hell knows?
Pogba is over in Miami at the minute, spending his days playing basketball with Romelu Lukaku and firing out cryptic Instagram posts in between dossing about in a pool with his agent. With his holiday showing no sign of coming to an end, it wouldn't surprise anyone if it rumbled on for another few weeks at least.
So while we wait, we've asked you lot to sum up the saga in just three words.
https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/757978369120174080
As always, you didn't let us down...
Most of you coped with the word limit. Most of you.
https://twitter.com/henryfoot2015/status/757978601560141824
Some of you used it as an opportunity to make derogatory comments about Pogba's agent, Mino Raiola...
https://twitter.com/chrissdhon/status/757983845224370176
https://twitter.com/remin47/status/757986038098825216
https://twitter.com/Sychlops/status/757978545528471556
Others used your three words to get across how utterly fed up you were with how long it was dragging on...
https://twitter.com/CheGiaevara/status/757978618597371908
https://twitter.com/Joannes_7/status/757978536854511617
https://twitter.com/GoatApocalypse/status/757984809079758848
Some concentrated on the reported transfer fee, such as this Liverpool fan...
https://twitter.com/jaymc9/status/757980425113440256
Although Tim had a slightly different way of looking at it...
https://twitter.com/CookPassTim/status/757979302424109056
Generally speaking, most were agreed that a potential deal for Pogba would see United overpaying by a considerable amount...
https://twitter.com/GaryJMatthews/status/757991768008908802
Especially when you look at this...
https://twitter.com/SJOSTROM_GEORGE/status/757985301469986816
Many were of the opinion that the player was destined not to return to Old Trafford...
https://twitter.com/SanjivT/status/757986756012548097
https://twitter.com/petegaden/status/757985084981084161
Given their past experiences with drawn-out failed player pursuits, many United fans were unsurprisingly negative...
https://twitter.com/LevelTwoRogue/status/757978658367823872
https://twitter.com/MOTTENZEDAN/status/757978759794401280
It even had some reminiscing about other world-class midfielders that had slipped from the club's grasp...
https://twitter.com/Supermomo76/status/757981534498480128
And after following every twist and turn so far, some were so dizzied by United's reported pursuit of Pogba that their responses didn't make the slightest bit of sense...
https://twitter.com/aebroadley/status/757984242550894592
https://twitter.com/ZlatOnPitch/status/757987082371555332
The wait goes on.
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