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Guy fakes his own death to get out of a tricky situation at work

Published 09:40 14 Apr 2016 BST

Updated 09:53 14 Apr 2016 BST

Carl Anka
Guy fakes his own death to get out of a tricky situation at work

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Ever found yourself in a tricky work situation and just wished you could just vanish? Well this intrepid former airline worker (sort of) pulled it off.

Last night Australian author Patrick Lenton (who you may remember from the viral Skryim dog story) told us a tale of how he faked his own death to dodge a tricky customer when he was working for Sydney airlines. https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/719711453830221824 It's a riveting tale, reminding us that once again, when things get tricky sometimes its best to hide from your responsibilities. Let's enjoy. It all starts with a simple story of a man bored at his desk. PatrickLenton1   And then, our antagonist is introduced. PatrickLenton2 PatrickLenton3   And then comes the plot twist PatrickLenton4   Where things escalate rapidly... PatrickLenton5   And Patrick hatches his ingenious escape plan. PatrickLenton6   And we get our fun conclusion. PatrickLenton7   So there's your story folks. The lesson? Don't be a wang - or customer service folks will fake their deaths to avoid you.

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Guy fakes his own death to get out of a tricky situation at work