This West Ham fan’s Mark Noble tattoo is something else

Manchester United fans are rather chill about Marcus Rashford dropping to England U21s

Former Burnley midfielder denies homophobia after ‘abusive language’ suspension

Mario Balotelli could be poised to join line-up of Premier League rejects in Switzerland

Arsenal’s search for reinforcements might be ending, but fans haven’t heard of the new players

Gary Neville joins internet in laughing at himself after attempting an Instagram selfie

Wondered why 2016’s been so shit? Blame last year’s Bake Off fiasco

Fabinho might be joining Manchester United, but it’s not because of an Instagram follow

Man United fans react to Bastian Schweinsteiger’s statement about his future

Figures from Twitter show how far UFC’s popularity has grown

West Ham have been keeping tabs on arguably the world’s worst penalty taker

Gary Neville’s attempts to start a Brexit debate gets a predictable response

Team GB captain Jack Rutter reveals how paralympic football helped him battle mental illness

It turns out Manchester United’s David De Gea is a secret poker whiz

This cringeworthy MLS chant makes us wish football was never invented

Seattle Sounders fans hold up Rick Astley lyrics in weirdest tifo ever

We didn’t think Neymar could still leave fans speechless but he managed it in the Olympic final

Andre Gray denies he is homophobic and apologises for his offensive tweets

Arsenal fans are at the end of their tether with Francis Coquelin after Leicester game

Burnley striker Andre Gray could be in trouble for some old and offensive tweets

Adam Lallana reminded Liverpool fans of Iago Aspas with a nightmare corner

Liverpool’s ‘Milner at left-back’ move is genius or terrible, depending who you ask

People want football to adopt hockey penalty shootouts after thrilling Team GB gold

Eric Bailly finds out that Paul Pogba has enough bromance to share around

Even an assist couldn’t stop the vultures circling around Wayne Rooney

Zlatan Ibrahimovic goal has Manchester United fans dreaming of a league title in August

Rachel Riley has made a good impression already on Friday Night Football

Paul Pogba’s goal isn’t even the best one in this stunning compilation of Serie A strikes

Gary Lineker’s response to Olympic athlete soiling himself is a good life lesson

At least you’re having a better day than the Olympic athlete who shat himself and collapsed mid-race

Ryan Lochte is STILL claiming he was robbed at gunpoint – even in his apology

Jay Rodriguez’s dad puts wannabe-ITK in his place with brilliant Tweet

Anthony Joshua does well not to knock out a BBC interviewer ignoring him during interview

Fan reaction shows Benteke deal is perfect for both Liverpool and Crystal Palace

We hope Christian Benteke has forgiven Crystal Palace fans for their petition to get him banned

Police officers placed under criminal investigation after death of Dalian Atkinson

Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte ‘made up’ armed robbery story, authorities claim

Brownlee brothers leave Twitter in awe after *another* triathlon medal double

Everton boss Ronald Koeman essentially tells £13.5m flop Oumar Niasse to get lost

Jose Mourinho questions Manchester United fans’ lack of noise at Old Trafford

Meet the Manchester United fan who designed a matchday programme for his wedding

Newcastle fans band together to tell Moussa Sissoko to fuck off on his birthday

15 Fantasy Football team names that are so bad they’re good

Man United fans aren’t entirely thrilled about spending £30m on Brazil’s next superstar

Pole vaulter’s dick is his worst enemy during Olympic jump

Olympic athlete does what any of us would do and dives for the line to win gold

Garth Crooks went full Garth Crooks in his assessment of Alberto Moreno’s talents

Conor McGregor says only a real man would choose to fight Nate Diaz at 170lbs

UFC confirms Michael Bisping’s first title defence will be in Manchester

Usain Bolt took time out from his victory interview to congratulate Wayde van Niekerk