Arsenal target Lacazette scored a hat-trick this weekend because of course he did

Michael Johnson’s 17-year 400m world record has finally been broken

Egyptian Olympian explains why he refused handshake with Israeli opponent

The best Arsenal Fan TV meltdowns after Liverpool score four at the Emirates

A Robot Wars contender flipped three house robots and people are loving it

Petr Cech crashes car barely an hour after Arsenal’s opening-day defeat

Watch the moment a hen party crashed the BBC’s Olympic coverage

The best Twitter reaction as Arsenal and Liverpool produce a seven-goal thriller

Gary Neville takes a cheeky dig at himself as goals fly in between Arsenal and Liverpool

Liverpool’s Alberto Moreno has certainly caught the eye with his new haircut

Bournemouth 1-3 Manchester United: One-tweet player ratings

Arsenal and Liverpool both start new signings in Premier League opener

Everyone’s making the same joke after Juan Mata scores for Jose Mourinho’s Manchester United

This epic table tennis rally shows that Olympic athletes just aren’t human

This confusing Football Manager stadium is actually based on a real-life ground

6 ways to dominate your fantasy football league this season

Arsenal fans beg Wenger to sign Lacazette after West Ham drop out of race

Jose Mourinho Q&A: Read the full transcript as the new Manchester United boss talks Zlatan, pressure and aims for his first season

Carlton Cole has joined a small American team that didn’t exist 5 years ago

Fans mock Villa owner’s ambition…but people said the same about Leicester two years ago

Here’s your first look at Paul Pogba in a Manchester United shirt on FIFA 17

Everton have killed off the ‘Announce X’ meme for good with Ashley Williams update

New West Brom owner promises every fan a free drink at first home game

Where are they now? The team from Paul Pogba’s *first* Manchester United debut

7 players who prove that Paul Pogba is actually a fantasy football bargain

John Stones’ transfer is a club record for Everton AND Barnsley

Fans cry conspiracy after John Stones transfer announcement fiasco

Here’s what Manchester United could have bought with the Paul Pogba money

The Sun’s embarrassing transfer story fail shows the perils of using Google translate

The 15 best tweets about Paul Pogba’s Manchester United return

David Villa’s Sesame Street appearance was peak MLS

This is why Olympians have those red marks on their bodies

This Juventus fan has gone through the seven stages of Pogba grief

Ashley Cole comes back from the dead to score crucial MLS goal

Nocerino “nearly killed” Clint Dempsey with an Ashley Williams style punt this weekend

Rival fans mock Joe Hart after another shaky pre-season run-out

Newcastle United have ruined a lot of people’s season-long bets already

David Moyes’ first Sunderland signing gets a mixed reaction

Watch this Fulham player somehow beat a man using his back

Swansea show fans that all you need to do to get a top Spanish striker is ask

Manchester United complete Bohui signing

José Mourinho dons Klopp mask to sell Liverpool youngsters on the sly

The season hasn’t even started and already Mourinho has had a go at Klopp, Wenger and LvG

Spurs fans are getting ridiculously excited after this Erik Lamela stunner

Nation in mourning as England favourite James Milner quits international football

Manchester United fans delighted to learn star defender is staying

Curtis Davies takes the piss out of Hull’s threadbare squad

Only a true fan could tell the Game of Thrones characters from the Olympic athletes

West Ham fans hit out after Europa League TV confusion

Sunderland’s Lamine Kone has perfect response to Newcastle fan who mocks his English