Alex Oliveira missed weight by *a lot* ahead of UFC Portland

UFC fighter actually paints himself green in bid to make nickname catch on

Police are ‘investigating’ Dejan Lovren’s Liverpool carpool karaoke video

Richard Keys hits out at “many inaccuracies” in reports of ‘affair’ with daughter’s friend

José Mourinho reportedly wants to give Alex Ferguson a bigger role at Manchester United

Our XI of Arsène Wenger’s worst Arsenal signings is truly shocking

Celtic fined for Palestine flags – but fans have already raised 20 TIMES the amount

Pablo Zabaleta’s assessment of Celtic draw sounds like he’s mocking Brendan Rodgers

Marcus Rashford joins Manchester City pair on Golden Boy shortlist

The FA have been left with thousands of Sam Allardyce t-shirts that they’ve had to bin

Watch Aleksandar Mitrović literally bear hug Rafa Benitez off the ground

Bookies predict Sam Allardyce’s next job will be overseas

Mamadou Sakho’s Liverpool U23 return shows 3am Snapchats *do* work

Association of Football Agents calls for “global” changes to licensing amid Telegraph investigation

A guy you’ve never heard of scored the best goal in the Champions League last night

Gary Lineker rules himself out of the running for the England job

Here’s why Arsenal will be wearing their away kit at home tonight

Watch Zlatan Ibrahimović use a friend as target practice in garden kickabout

Dana White announces another huge fight in the middle of UFC 205 press conference

The man behind the FIFA 17 ratings system explains how player ratings are calculated

Eight Premier League bosses took bungs, agents tell Telegraph undercover investigators

Sam Allardyce admits “embarrassment” in parting shot after losing the England job in record time

Sam Allardyce leaves role as England manager, reports claim

Former England rugby captain takes heat after blaming press for Allardyce fiasco

Senior MP on government Sport committee wades into Sam Allardyce controversy

Football agent implicated in Sam Allardyce scandal breaks his silence

Jürgen Klopp is sending birthday messages to Liverpool fans – even if it’s not their birthday

Joseph Duffy claims many UFC fighters are paid “nowhere near” what they’re worth

England manager Allardyce filmed allegedly giving advice on how to bypass FA rules

North Korea keeper loses place after howler – and replacement becomes an instant hero

Jürgen Klopp reveals how everything changed for him after he started doing TV punditry

Dan Henderson opens up about regret over never fighting Jon Jones

Here’s what they don’t tell you about being a contestant on Pointless

Jeremy Corbyn’s Arsenal transfer advice from 2000 shows he has a real eye for talent

Zlatan Ibrahimović ‘threatened to break agent’s legs’ if he didn’t bring Paul Pogba to Manchester

José Mourinho holds nothing back in Manchester United v Leicester City programme notes

Eddie Hearn teases possibility of Anthony Joshua vs Wladimir Klitschko fight this year

Mamadou Sakho has shed light on his Liverpool situation via Snapchat

Watch North Korea under-16 goalkeeper concede inexplicable goal from opposite number

Burnley’s Andre Gray banned for four matches after Twitter comments

We’ve just seen the first player born in the 21st century make his debut in a top-five league

Can you work out the football club badges from our say-what-you-see descriptions?

Rangers striker Kenny Miller arrested over incident on day of Celtic defeat

Stan Collymore wants Wayne Rooney shipped off to MLS

Eddie Alvarez calls bullshit on rumour that money demands are holding up Conor McGregor fight

People have got a weird conspiracy theory about Spurs’ spate of new contracts

Everyone’s saying the same thing about Roberto Firmino’s latest Snapchat

Euro 2020 logo launch reminds us that England is getting a major tournament final

Valencia sack Gary Neville’s replacement after even worse record than Sky’s pundit-in-chief

Gary Neville suggests someone at Manchester United is leaking stories to the press