Simon Lloyd

The man with the @JoeHart Twitter handle is having a rough time
Mistaken identity…
10 years ago

Bewildered Ian Wright likens England’s humiliating defeat to Iceland to Space Jam
There aren’t many other explanations…
10 years ago

Roy Hodgson resigns as England manager… but *praises* players after humiliating loss to Iceland
Unbelievable…
10 years ago

Gary Lineker’s tweets sum up how a nation feels on embarrassing night for English football
Never mind Joe Hart’s wrists being as solid as Easter egg chocolate, the performance of the entire team against Iceland was pretty shambolic. Passes went askew, chances were few and fair between and when they did arrive, they were weak and poor. Put simply, they deserve to go out to Iceland – a country with […]
10 years ago

Fans are stunned as *another* Joe Hart blunder sees England fall behind to Iceland
Anyone know what the French is for déjà vu? A matter of days after Joe Hart had failed to keep out a Gareth Bale free-kick against Wales, the Manchester City stopper was once again at fault as Iceland took a surprise lead in Nice. It started well enough for England. Wayne Rooney tucked away a […]
10 years ago

This Jamie Vardy flag is absolutely tremendous
It’s a new spin on ‘chat sh*t, get banged’…
10 years ago

Furious Antonio Conte boots the ball away in disgust during Italy’s 2-0 victory
Furious!
10 years ago

England’s starting lineup vs Iceland is in – Sterling, Kane and Sturridge start
England’s last 16 clash against Iceland is fast approaching and the teams are in. Having been frustrated by Slovakia in their final group match, Roy Hodgson’s side will hope to rediscover the scoring touch against an Iceland side that have been one of the tournament’s surprise packages. Earning draws with Portugal and Hungary, a stoppage […]
10 years ago

David De Gea is taking stick again for his role in Italy’s opener
Until last week, David De Gea was widely regarded as one of the finest goalkeeper’s on the planet. But having been blamed for Ivan Perisic’s late winner against Croatia last week, it seems the general consensus on the Manchester United stopper is shifting a little. Vincente Del Bosque kept faith in De Gea and gave him the […]
10 years ago

Dani Alves signs for Juventus… cue the Hector Bellerin to Barcelona rumours
Predictable…
10 years ago

Euro 2016’s Overrated XI – as chosen by the internet’s football experts
Ignore the pundits on the telly, the internet is bursting with football experts. Fortunately for us, we need look no further than Twitter to see if a player is actually any good or not. And with Euro 16 in full swing, we’ve already been able to establish that some of the continent’s most exciting names are […]
10 years ago

Schalke mock Manchester United and Arsenal over the signing of Breel Embolo
This is different…
10 years ago

Tyson Fury spends fortune on Jägerbombs for England fans and leads them through Nice streets
A pricey round
10 years ago

Now Joachim Low decides to scratch and sniff another sweaty part of his anatomy
In years to come, how will Euro 2016 be remembered? As much as the football romantics out there might want to believe it’ll be for a beautiful goal or a stunning battling performance, the chances are that Joachim Low scratching his balls will live just as long in the memory. The Germany coach publicly apologised after […]
10 years ago

The stat that shows Germany are absolutely definitely not going to win Euro 2016
No chance…
10 years ago

Joe Ledley’s post-match victory dance makes another appearance after Northern Ireland win
For a fella that broke his leg not so long ago, Joe Ledley’s had no trouble rediscovering his dance moves. He’s also done pretty well to play such a significant role in the Welsh Euro 2016 campaign too, and was a part of the side that reached the quarter finals following their 1-0 win over […]
10 years ago

Manchester United fans can strike one name off their list of potential Old Trafford arrivals
Not the Breel thing
10 years ago

This Antoine Griezmann brace breaks Irish hearts
Lethal
10 years ago

Gary Lineker asks the Paul Pogba question on many football fans’ lips
It’s that O word again
10 years ago

This Robbie Brady penalty gives Ireland the lead against France
What a start for the Irish. Not many would’ve given them much hope as they kicked off against the much-fancied French side in Lyon earlier, but after just a couple of minutes, the hosts were behind. Shane Long was on the end of a cumbersome Paul Pogba challenge with a minute played, leaving the referee […]
10 years ago

Robert Lewandowski on the wrong end of a tackle that’s straight out of Sunday League
He could’ve been killed. Being British, we can all agree that there’s nowt wrong with a good, firm tackle. Y’know, just to let your opponent know your there. Ideally though, you should try and win the ball – which isn’t what happened here. Facing arguably the world’s finest striker in Robert Lewandowski, Switzerland’s Fabian Schär nearly […]
10 years ago

Ivan Perisic’s latest hairdo leaves Paul Pogba firmly in the shade
His second of the tournament…
10 years ago

Susanna Reid hits back after being described as a ‘remain voting little rich girl’
By now, most of us have seen Nigel Farage’s appearance on Good Morning Britain. Hours after it became clear that the majority of voters had decided it was best for Britain to leave the EU, the UKIP leader told the show’s presenters, Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid, that it was a mistake for the Leave campaign […]
10 years ago

This Eric Cantona version of Will Grigg’s on Fire is the strangest yet
Utterly brilliant…
10 years ago

Some Manchester United fans are ridiculously excited at latest Paul Pogba ‘news’
Daring to dream
10 years ago

Anti-Brexit petition approaches one million signatures
The petition website has crashed
10 years ago

FIFA 17 has a new league – but it’s probably not the one you were hoping for
Another announcement…
10 years ago

Conor McGregor absolutely nailed his football commentary after Ireland’s win over Italy
“BUZZING!!!!”
10 years ago

Robbie Brady powers home one of the biggest goals in the history of Irish football
They’ve done it
10 years ago

Referee denies Ireland a stonewall penalty in must win match
How is this *not* a penalty? Seriously, how? Ireland need a win against Italy if their Euro 2016 campaign is going to continue into the knock out stages, but judging by the first half, they’re getting no favours from the referee. As you might expect, the Italian defence has been pretty hands on (literally) when […]
10 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo completely lost it when Hungary retook the lead
Hungary for success?
10 years ago

Plenty of viewers are staggered by Cristiano Ronaldo’s wayward free-kicks
What the hell is going on with Ronnie?
10 years ago

People are loving this weird Antoine Griezmann meme
Antoine doesn’t share food
10 years ago

These Irish fans don’t look at all nervous about their crucial clash with Italy
Nerves? What nerves?
10 years ago

Newcastle fans are fuming that Wigan supporters ‘stole’ their chant
Mitro caught fire long before Grigg
10 years ago

England fans aren’t happy as their route to the final becomes clearer
Wrong half
10 years ago

Vedran Corluka wears his hat again and everyone is making jokes
For one half only
10 years ago

Ivan Rakitic’s chip couldn’t have been more unlucky after David De Gea blunder
So close!
10 years ago

Furious football fans can’t believe Will Grigg *still* hasn’t played at Euro 2016
Your defence is satisfied
10 years ago

Watch this ballboy dab his way through Northern Ireland national anthem
God save the dab
10 years ago

Your heart will bleed for German football fans after listening to Jens Lehmann
Starved of success?
10 years ago

Joe Allen appreciation day is in full swing following historic Welsh win
Legendary status
10 years ago

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has announced his international retirement
The end is nigh
10 years ago

Vladimir Putin is the butt of the jokes as Wales trounce Russia
Wales Wally
10 years ago

England’s failure to score against Slovakia brought into focus by this incredible stat
Better start scoring soon, fellas.
10 years ago