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  • Peter Kenyon heads takeover consortium in talks for Newcastle United

    Peter Kenyon heads takeover consortium in talks for Newcastle United

    Yes, there’s been a few false dawns along the way, but it seems Mike Ashley might actually be ready to sell Newcastle United in the near future Ashley revealed in an interview earlier this week that talks to over a possible sale of Newcastle are “at a more progressed stage than they have ever been”. […]

    7 years ago

  • Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi to sit side by side for Libertadores final

    Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi to sit side by side for Libertadores final

    Right. So, as things stand, this Copa Libertadores final second leg is actually going ahead then… After the game between Boca Juniors and River Plate was eventually called off a couple of weeks back, there’s been plenty of speculation as to whether or not the game would happen and – just as importantly – where it […]

    7 years ago

  • WATCH: Diego Maradona ‘aims punch at journalists’ after final defeat

    WATCH: Diego Maradona ‘aims punch at journalists’ after final defeat

    Just another uneventful day in the life of El Diego… Diego Maradona’s Dorados side missed out on promotion on Sunday by losing in the second leg of their Mexican second division final. Having beaten Atletico San Luis 1-0 in the first leg, Dorados went down 4-2 – losing 4-3 on aggregate. Maradona had been sent off […]

    7 years ago

  • WATCH: Preston goalkeeper’s howler gifts Birmingham City lead

    WATCH: Preston goalkeeper’s howler gifts Birmingham City lead

    Goalkeeping is a tricky business Make a mistake, the chances are it’ll prove enormously costly. Do it at a high enough level, such errors then end up on social media, being shared high and wide. Sadly, that’s what happened to poor Declan Rudd on Saturday afternoon. Early in the second half against Birmingham City, the […]

    7 years ago

  • Broadcasting Wilder Fury fight on social media could result in huge fine

    Broadcasting Wilder Fury fight on social media could result in huge fine

    “There are laws around it and the implications can be huge, from large fines to actual jail time” Tyson Fury’s meeting with Deontay Wilder is one of the most eagerly anticipated fights of the year The bout, which will take place at Los Angeles’ Staples Center during the early hours of Sunday morning, is  expected […]

    7 years ago

  • River Plate refuse to play Copa Libertadores final at the Bernabeu

    River Plate refuse to play Copa Libertadores final at the Bernabeu

    Yet another twist… As far as solutions go, playing the postponed second leg of the Copa Libertadores final at the Bernabeu was far from perfect. Initially scheduled to be played at El Monumental last week, the game between Buenos Aires rivals Boca Juniors and River Plate was eventually called off after River supporters attacked Boca’s […]

    7 years ago

  • George Bush Senior has died at the age of 94

    George Bush Senior has died at the age of 94

    George Bush Senior, the former US President, has died aged 94 Bush Sr was the 41st US president, holding office between 1989 and 1993 – a turbulent period in global relations which saw the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait and the end of the Cold War. A spokesperson for the family confirmed he died at 22:10 […]

    7 years ago

  • QUIZ: Name every Merseyside Derby goalscorer in the Premier League era

    QUIZ: Name every Merseyside Derby goalscorer in the Premier League era

    With another Merseyside Derby looming, here’s a quiz… All you need to do is name as many players to score in league games between Liverpool and Everton since the start of the Premier League in 1992. To be clear, we’re after scorers in league meetings only. As ever, there’s no need to type in full names […]

    7 years ago

  • QUIZ: Name every North London Derby goalscorer in the Premier League era

    QUIZ: Name every North London Derby goalscorer in the Premier League era

    Another north London derby is upon us To celebrate, here is a quiz. All you need to do is name as many players to score in a north London derby since the start of the Premier League in 1992. To be clear: league meetings only. As ever, there’s no need to type in full names […]

    7 years ago

  • Nou Camp to host Wigan Warriors’ Super League game with Catalan Dragons

    Nou Camp to host Wigan Warriors’ Super League game with Catalan Dragons

    The game will take place on May 18 Barcelona’s Nou Camp will play host to its first ever rugby league game next year, when Catalan Dragons take on Wigan Warriors in Super League. Having beaten Warrington Wolves in the Challenge Cup final earlier this year, Catalans, who are based in the French city of Perpignan, […]

    7 years ago

  • Manchester United join the race for Christian Pulisic

    Manchester United join the race for Christian Pulisic

    January is nearly on the horizon How do we know this? Because Manchester United are being linked with big money moves for every footballer under the sun, that’s how. The latest name in the frame is Christian Pulisic of Borussia Dortmund, who has also been linked with transfers to Liverpool and Chelsea in the last few […]

    7 years ago

  • Robbie Keane announces retirement from football

    Robbie Keane announces retirement from football

    Robbie Keane has officially announced his retirement from football Keane started his 23-year career with Wolverhampton Wanderers, his eye for goal earning him a move to then-Premier League club Coventry City. From there he moved to Inter Milan in 2000, before returning to the Premier League with Leeds United a year later. Keane also had […]

    7 years ago

  • QUIZ: Name the 50 highest scoring Englishmen in Premier League history

    QUIZ: Name the 50 highest scoring Englishmen in Premier League history

    Straightforward enough, this one We’ve compiled a list fo the 50 highest scoring Englishmen of the Premier League era. We’d like you to have a go at naming as many of them as you can. You don’t have to type any full names – surname will get you a mark. We’ve generously given you ten […]

    8 years ago

  • Copa Libertadores final to be played outside of Argentina, CONMEBOL confirms

    Copa Libertadores final to be played outside of Argentina, CONMEBOL confirms

    Saturday’s final was postponed after Boca Juniors’ bus was attacked by River Plate fans The second leg of the Copa Libertadores final will not be played in Argentina, it has been confirmed. After Boca Juniors hosted Buenos Aires rivals River Plate in the first leg two weeks ago, the final was due to be concluded […]

    8 years ago

  • Shinji Kagawa confirms he wants to leave Borussia Dortmund for La Liga

    Shinji Kagawa confirms he wants to leave Borussia Dortmund for La Liga

    The Japanese international returned to Borussia Dortmund from Manchester United four years ago Shinji Kagawa has confirmed he is interested in leaving Borussia Dortmund for a second time and is eager to move to Spain. Kagawa first joined Borussia Dortmund from Cerezo Osaka in 2010, leaving for Manchester United two years later. Having moved back […]

    8 years ago

  • Arsenal fans fume as ‘Spurs fan’ Mike Dean takes charge of north London derby

    Arsenal fans fume as ‘Spurs fan’ Mike Dean takes charge of north London derby

    Arsenal fans, we’re sorry to say, aren’t very happy Although revitalised under Unai Emery’s management, this weekend sees their side host north London rivals Tottenham for the first time this season. With plenty of Gooners understandably nervous at the prospect of facing Spurs, they’ve now been hit with the news that Mike Dean, for the […]

    8 years ago

  • Genoa offer to host postponed Copa Libertadores final second leg

    Genoa offer to host postponed Copa Libertadores final second leg

    “Genoa would be proud to welcome you to what, in a way, is your first home“ After all the hype, the eagerly anticipated Copa Libertadores second leg between River Plate and Boca Juniors didn’t go ahead at the weekend. With the first leg finishing 2-2 at La Bombonera, the return was postponed after Boca’s bus […]

    8 years ago

  • QUIZ: Name the 50 highest scoring foreign players in Premier League history

    QUIZ: Name the 50 highest scoring foreign players in Premier League history

    Quiz time? Yeah, go on then… Today marks 26 years since Eric Cantona arrived at Manchester United. Regarded by many as one of the finest – if not the finest – overseas player to ever play in the Premier League, the Frenchman managed 64 league goals for United in that time. This tally is enough to […]

    8 years ago

  • Memphis Depay releases freestyle rap to mark Instagram milestone

    Memphis Depay releases freestyle rap to mark Instagram milestone

    “The world Messi, no Lionel” Memphis Depay had hinted at doing something a bit different to mark him reaching the 5 million followers mark on Instagram. Sure enough, he’s delivered. Reaching the milestone without the help of a single raw chicken, the former Manchester United forward is clearly pretty chuffed with himself – so much […]

    8 years ago

  • Manchester United ‘willing to cash in’ on Andreas Pereira

    Manchester United ‘willing to cash in’ on Andreas Pereira

    More bad news, Manchester United fans? Step right this way… Your team are awful, your manager doesn’t seem to know how the fix it, and David De Gea, one of few players you’d actually want to stick around, appears to be nearing an exit. And if reports are to be believed, De Gea may not […]

    8 years ago

  • Rafa Benitez to write to FA after Pep Guardiola escapes punishment

    Rafa Benitez to write to FA after Pep Guardiola escapes punishment

    Benitez was hit with a £60,000 fine a few weeks ago Rafa Benitez is said to be angry at the Football Association’s decision not to punish Pep Guardiola for his comments about referee Anthony Taylor prior to the Manchester derby earlier this month. Guardiola appeared to break FA rules by discussing the suitability of Taylor, […]

    8 years ago

  • Javier Zanetti claims he could leg press 500kg

    Javier Zanetti claims he could leg press 500kg

    “I could do 310kg with one leg.” Javier Zanetti, quite rightly, is an Inter Milan legend. Joining the club in 1995, he spent nearly 20 years as an Inter player, eventually hanging up his boots just short of his 41st birthday. Now the club’s vice-president, the Argentine has been reflecting on the secrets of his […]

    8 years ago

  • Jose Mourinho suggests Iker Casillas is behind criticism of David De Gea

    Jose Mourinho suggests Iker Casillas is behind criticism of David De Gea

    “But why criticism in Spain? Do you know? I know.” David De Gea’s performances for Manchester United in the last few years have shown that he is very obviously one of the best goalkeepers in world football. Perhaps even the best. Were it not for some of his performances for Spain, this probably wouldn’t even be […]

    8 years ago

  • WATCH: Fernando Torres goal saves Sagan Tosu from relegation

    WATCH: Fernando Torres goal saves Sagan Tosu from relegation

    There’s life in the old dog yet Fernando Torres’ spell in Japan hasn’t exactly gone to plan. The former Spanish international left boyhood club Atletico Madrid for J-League side Sagan Tosu at the end of last season, but has only managed a couple of goals in the time since. The 34-year-old did, however, manage to […]

    8 years ago

  • Patrice Evra admits he went too far when sucking chicken toes

    Patrice Evra admits he went too far when sucking chicken toes

    What a fucking headline, eh? Just look at it. Patrice Evra, in case you weren’t already aware, loves this game What exactly ‘this game’ is anymore, nobody really seems to know. In the beginning, most assumed it was a reference to football – a sport at which he competed at a very high level. Now […]

    8 years ago

  • Serie A players to play with red marks on faces to raise awareness of domestic violence

    Serie A players to play with red marks on faces to raise awareness of domestic violence

    Italy’s top flight has partnered with WeWorld Onus again Serie A’s players and match officials will have red stripes on their cheeks for this weekend’s fixtures as part of a campaign to raise awareness of domestic violence against women. The Italian top flight has partnered up with non-governmental organisation WeWorld Onlus for the campaign which will […]

    8 years ago

  • Why Richarlison does ‘the pigeon dance’ goal celebration

    Why Richarlison does ‘the pigeon dance’ goal celebration

    Scoring a goal sometimes makes people do unusual things Until Richarlison came along, however, we weren’t all too familiar with anyone getting the urge to mark their goals by imitating a pigeon. The Brazilian international, who joined Everton from Watford in the summer of 2018, has been known to do the ‘Pombo (pigeon) Dance’ after […]

    8 years ago

  • Juventus fan uses funeral notice to request goals for Cristiano Ronaldo

    Juventus fan uses funeral notice to request goals for Cristiano Ronaldo

    “In lieu of flowers, please send Cristiano Ronaldo goals” A Juventus supporter has used his funeral notice to request goals for Cristiano Ronaldo, instead of flowers. Mario Stefanini, nicknamed Il Doro, died on Thursday, aged 77, and his funeral took place on Saturday afternoon. Prior to the service, Football Italia reports that posters announcing his […]

    8 years ago

  • England cap a year to a remember with a reminder that even better times lie ahead

    England cap a year to a remember with a reminder that even better times lie ahead

    And so, four months on from that disappointing night in the Luzhniki, England exacted some form of revenge on Croatia Of course, this was not a World Cup semi-final, merely a passage to the finals of the Nations League, a new tournament nobody really appears to know how seriously to take. But it was – […]

    8 years ago

  • Sergio Ramos ‘likes’ Instagram image of Dejan Lovren crying

    Sergio Ramos ‘likes’ Instagram image of Dejan Lovren crying

    *Sighs* Dejan Lovren doesn’t like Sergio Ramos. Or at least that’s what we’re assuming, given the last couple of days. The Spain defender, who – wrongly or rightly – has earned himself a reputation for being a bit of a bastard down the years, upset Liverpool players and fans alike for the role he played […]

    8 years ago

  • Croatia boss to speak to Dejan Lovren about Sergio Ramos comments

    Croatia boss to speak to Dejan Lovren about Sergio Ramos comments

    Dejan Lovren will be spoken to by his national team coach after comments made about Sergio Ramos after Croatia’s Nations League win over Spain last week Croatia beat Spain 3-2, courtesy of a stoppage time winner from Tin Jedvan. After the win, which sets up a tantalising Uefa Nations League game with England on Sunday, […]

    8 years ago

  • WATCH: Neymar sent crashing to the deck by crunching Lucas Torreira challenge

    WATCH: Neymar sent crashing to the deck by crunching Lucas Torreira challenge

    Neymar, bless him, has been in the wars again After spending the vast majority of his time at the World Cup rolling around on the floor, and some time after the tournament considering whether he still had the strength to continue playing, the £537,000-a-week Brazilian has bravely fought on these past few months. Despite insisting […]

    8 years ago

  • Memphis Depay seals Dutch win over France with outrageous penalty

    Memphis Depay seals Dutch win over France with outrageous penalty

    Memphis Depay sealed victory for the Netherlands over France on Friday night Already leading through Gini Wijnaldum’s opener, the Dutch’s Uefa Nations League win over the world champions was capped by a stoppage time penalty from Depay. Facing Hugo Lloris in the French goal, the former Manchester United winger calmly dinked a Panenka over the Tottenham […]

    8 years ago

  • England’s Forgotten Team

    England’s Forgotten Team

    England’s amputee team were winning. Again. Only a few minutes of the World Cup quarter-final had passed, but Brazil – as with Uruguay, Ireland, Mexico and Argentina before them – had fallen behind to an early opener from a dominant England side. This might have seemed like a formality, given how those previous four games […]

    8 years ago

  • WATCH: Eden Hazard produces outrageous pass in build-up to Belgium’s opener

    WATCH: Eden Hazard produces outrageous pass in build-up to Belgium’s opener

    Take a bow, Eden Hazard The Chelsea man didn’t score Belgium’s opener against Iceland on Thursday night – he didn’t even get the assist – but without his inch-perfect pass, in the build-up, it definitely wouldn’t have happened. 25 minutes remained in the Nations League match at the Heysel Stadium, and the stubborn Icelandic defence had […]

    8 years ago

  • George Weah’s son Timothy plays for the USA against England

    George Weah’s son Timothy plays for the USA against England

    18-year-old Timothy Weah started for the United States at Wembley on Thursday night His father is (yes, you guessed it) George Weah. Once one of the most feared strikers in European football, Weah Senior was at the peak of his powers while at AC Milan. He also had spells with Monaco and Paris Saint-Germain at […]

    8 years ago

  • AS Roma and their president donate €150,000 Sean Cox fund

    AS Roma and their president donate €150,000 Sean Cox fund

    Sean Cox was attacked by a Roma fan outside Anfield last April AS Roma and their president, Jim Pallotta, will donate €150,000 to help with Liverpool fan Sean Cox’s recovery, it has been announced. Cox had been at Anfield last April for the Champions League semi-final first leg with the Italian club when he was assaulted […]

    8 years ago

  • Superclasico Quiz: Did these players play for Boca Juniors or River Plate?

    Superclasico Quiz: Did these players play for Boca Juniors or River Plate?

    For the first time ever, fierce Buenos Aires rivals Boca Juniors and River Plate will meet in the Copa Libertadores final – South America’s most prestigious club trophy Ahead of the first leg of the Superclásico final, we’ve thrown together a quiz based on some of the two clubs’ former (and in some cases current) players. We’ve […]

    8 years ago

  • Between mountains and monsters: SD Eibar’s LaLiga adventure

    Between mountains and monsters: SD Eibar’s LaLiga adventure

    They tell a great story at SD Eibar, about the first time the mighty Barcelona came to town. The game itself, played on a drizzly Saturday evening in March 2015, was settled by two goals from Lionel Messi – but this particular tale is not about the multi-Ballon d’Or-winning Argentine or any of his world-renowned […]

    8 years ago

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