Michael Owen’s joke about Ronaldo’s weight doesn’t go down very well at all…
Just look at the replies…
10 years ago
Simon Lloyd
Former Man City youngster clarifies his Rooney shirt ‘snub’
Forget what you heard…
10 years ago
Man United fans left with a strong sense of déjà vu as Marcus Rashford benefits from Al-Habsi howler
We’ve been here before…
10 years ago
Yorkshire laughs in the face of the most powerful UK earthquake in over a decade
Mother Nature was no match for the White Rose county
10 years ago
Hull press release appears to show that Mike Phelan still has 11 months in the job
Has he got another 11 months?
10 years ago
Olivier Giroud’s ’embarrassing’ celebration has disgusted football fans everywhere
‘They should have their points deducted’
10 years ago
FA ask Bacary Sagna to explain his deleted social media post
He could be in hot water for this…
10 years ago
Great news! Conspiracy theorist claims we’re all going to die later this year
Nice knowing you all
10 years ago
Man United fans will enjoy José Mourinho’s response to controversial refereeing decisions at West Ham
Quite different to how things were a few weeks ago
10 years ago
Pep Guardiola admits he is “approaching the end” of career
He’s not even been a manager for ten years…
10 years ago
Mike Dean is utterly disgusted at the sight of bubbles as he leads the teams out at the London Stadium
Never a dull a moment
10 years ago
Fantasy football managers fume as Pep Guardiola benches Sergio Agüero
‘It’s ruined my life’
10 years ago
Étienne Capoue has a ‘Steven Taylor moment’ as ball strikes his arm against Spurs
That definitely didn’t hit your face, pal…
10 years ago
Tom Hardy (and his dog) nearly saved 2016 with CBeebies appearance
The man can do anything…
10 years ago
President Obama takes a very different approach to Donald Trump when wishing America a happy 2017
Many weren’t impressed by Trump’s ‘classless’ NYE tweet
10 years ago
Watch a grimacing Robbie Williams use hand-sanitiser after touching audience at NYE gig
‘The start to 2017 we all deserve’
10 years ago
Mariah Carey’s spectacularly bad NYE performance is the most awkward thing we’ve seen all year
‘Shit happens’
10 years ago
Andy Murray and Mo Farah receive knighthoods in New Year Honours
That’s Sir Andy Murray and Sir Mo Farah to you…
10 years ago
Bob Bradley delivers another blunt assessment of his Swansea departure
Not a happy man…
10 years ago
£5 note worth up to £50,000 turns up in someone’s Christmas card
Only two remain in circulation…
10 years ago
Manchester United have sensationally not completed the signing of another Benfica player
Following in the footsteps of all the other former Benfica players who didn’t end up at Old Trafford.
10 years ago
Ander Herrera reveals he’s kept the same shinpads since he was a child
“Everyone laughs in the dressing room”.
10 years ago
José Mourinho has decided *not* to move for Victor Lindelof in January
Forget what you heard…
10 years ago
Harry Redknapp thinks Liverpool will miss out on the top four this season
Harry thinks the loss of Sadio Mané will prove costly
10 years ago
France now has a road named after Brexit
Quite literally a road to nowhere…
10 years ago
The Chinese Super League is targeting a move for Mark Clattenburg
The world’s best referee is wanted in China
10 years ago
Manchester United target Victor Lindelof set for new Benfica contract
The latest reports from Portugal claim the defender’s price has just shot up
10 years ago
Paul Gascoigne in hospital after alleged hotel altercation
The incident is said to have taken place on Tuesday evening
10 years ago
Jamie Carragher backs Joe Hart to be the man to solve Liverpool’s ‘goalkeeping problem’
It won’t be easy to get him…
10 years ago
Diego Costa has definitely not just copied and pasted John Terry’s latest Instagram post
It’s probably just a coincidence…
10 years ago
World Cup group matches could be decided by penalty shoot-outs
Bodes well for England…
10 years ago
Morgan Schneiderlin has told Jose Mourinho he wants to leave Manchester United
The Manchester United midfielder has had enough.
10 years ago
Nick Blackwell ‘out of coma’ after being injured in a sparring session
His sparring partner has since been reportedly suspended.
10 years ago
Manchester United ask fans if they’d like to see safe-standing at Old Trafford
‘A significant step’ .
10 years ago
Emmanuel Eboué discusses his daily biblical texts to Jamie Redknapp
The former Arsenal player has shed some light on the story Redknapp told on ALOTO.
10 years ago
Footballer apologises for painting himself black for Christmas party
The Tranmere striker had posted the image on his social media accounts
10 years ago
Juan Mata donates toys to Manchester charity
Good on him
10 years ago
Alan Pardew gets the sack from Crystal Palace for Christmas
So long, Pards…
10 years ago
The awkward moment Thiago Alcantara tried to pass to Santa Claus
Oops
10 years ago
The BBC paid a beautiful tribute to the sportspeople we’ve lost in 2016 at SPOTY
A rendition of David Bowie’s Heroes accompanies it
10 years ago
Luis Suarez benefits from 11 seconds of magic from Andrés Iniesta and Lionel Messi
Masterful…
10 years ago
İlkay Gündoğan confirms he’s not dead following Man City teammates’ shirt tribute
A relief to us all…
10 years ago
Helpless Joe Hart could only watch this measured-to-perfection Dries Mertens chip
What a finish
10 years ago
Man City players’ İlkay Gündoğan shirt tribute mocked by rival fans
The German is set for another lengthy spell on the sidelines
10 years ago
Jay Rodriguez puts forward his contender for goal of the weekend to seal Southampton win
Pick that one out
10 years ago
Real Madrid forced into extra time by Japanese minnows Kashima Antlers in Club World Cup final
This wasn’t in the script
10 years ago
Paul Pogba gives shirt to fan in a wheelchair following win at West Brom
A lovely touch
10 years ago
Find out how much damage a nuclear bomb would do to your city
‘Tis the season for virtually nuking a city of your choice
10 years ago
Chris Sutton was having absolutely none of Kris Boyd’s Old Firm claim
Classic Sutton
10 years ago
