Not ideal lads Chelsea’s 2019/20 home kit has done something a Chelsea home kit hasn’t done in a number of years: it has some kind of actual design element to it. For the most part, Chelsea’s past home shirts have been completely unmemorable affairs, with Nike rolling out the same identikit plain blue template without […]

7 years ago

The outdoor log burner wanter has logged on We regret to inform you that, once again, Aldi are doing Aldi things. And those things include this: selling an outdoor log burner this Thursday (May 2) because, well, who doesn’t want to sit in the garden this summer with a cold, peculiarly branded ale (also from […]

7 years ago

She posted a video to Instagram featuring Sophie Turner, AKA Sansa Starka So there we have it then, the latest episode of Game of Thrones means that after eight seasons and hours of Jon Snow’s on-screen panic, the Night King is finally dead. The long awaited events has caused tides of emotions at homes and bars across […]

7 years ago

She posted a video to Instagram featuring Sophie Turner, AKA Sansa Starka So there we have it then, the latest episode of Game of Thrones means that after eight seasons and hours of Jon Snow’s on-screen panic, the Night King is finally dead. The long awaited events has caused tides of emotions at homes and bars across […]

7 years ago

Adobe told me I was a Dreamer… and I’m not the only one Whether it’s the part of insecurity or narcism, personality quizzes remain hugely popular online. From Buzzfeed quizzes that determine what Taylor Swift album you should be listening to based on your choice of meal deal, to the psuedo-scientific Myers-Briggs tests that have […]

7 years ago

Harry Kane’s goal against Tunisia 2.0 Look, as far as I’m concerned if you click on any Game of Thrones post the day after it first airs then it’s your own fault if it gets spoiled for you. But as I’m really nice here it is. Here is your spoiler warning. So there we have it then. […]

7 years ago

Vin Diesel confirmed Cena will be starring in the movie in an Instagram video John Cena will star in the upcoming Fast & Furious 9, as confirmed by a post Vin Diesel made on social media. In an Instagram video posted to Diesel’s account – in which he is dressed in-character as Dominic Torreto – […]

7 years ago

He’s swapped crashing weddings for bashing heads.

7 years ago

You may or not be aware of the latest Avengers film. No? Not heard anything? Well, in any case, Avengers: Endgame has gone down a bit of a storm since it’s midnight release on Thursday. As a result, everyone’s favourite go-to engine – unless you’re one of those weird middle-aged men that uses Bing or Yahoo […]

7 years ago

The tragic news has been confirmed by local media Emiliano Sala’s father Horacio has died from a heart attack in Argentina, it has been confirmed. His passing comes just three months after his football player son, Emiliano, died when his plane crashed over the English Channel. “2019 doesn’t let up in shocking us with news in […]

7 years ago

A fan favourite is coming back for eight weeks only Now that the sun has ever so briefly announced its presence, why not celebrate in true British fashion: heavy, heavy sunburn on both arms up to the sleeve and a McFlurry? Sounds good, doesn’t it? Sounds irresistible. Even better is the fact that McDonald’s are […]

7 years ago

The Spanish midfielder’s contract is up this summer Manchester United’s Juan Mata is set to leave the club this summer on a free transfer with a host of top clubs reportedly interested in the former Spanish international. Whilst Barcelona have been heavily linked to the 30-year-old, it appears that their La Liga rivals, Diego Simeone’s […]

7 years ago

Brought to you by ASOS “My brother used to take me and my sister out to the park and he would clean up” On this week’s episode of Boys Don’t Cry, the panel integrates why women often melt at the knees at the sign of a dad looking after his child. “A guy who goes ‘Actually […]

7 years ago

Prize Two tickets to the UEFA Champions League Final plus accommodation with Hotels.com Terms and Conditions The promoter of this Prize Draw is JOE Media (“JOE Media”). To enter the competition on Twitter or Instagram entrants need to tag a mate who deserves to go to the event. The competition opens at 9am on 26th […]

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But there is something else at the end of the movie *spoiler warning*… After much anticipation Avengers: Endgame was finally released last night, with movie fans queuing up at cinemas for midnight screenings of the biggest superhero movie of 2019. Running at an epic 3 hours and 58 seconds in total, it is the longest movie […]

7 years ago

‘There are too many bluffers at this club to get United back to the very top’

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The seeds have already been planted Daenerys has taken quite the journey in her time on Game of Thrones with most of her story arc taking place away from the rest of the cast. Season seven was the first series of the show that viewers saw her interact with the majority of the show’s main characters, […]

7 years ago

Game of Thrones is just really, really good, isn’t it? So, after two episodes of slow build up, we’re finally going to get our first battle of Game of Thrones season eight. In the immortal words of Jeremy Corbyn’s Twitter hacker: “Here we… here we… here we fucking go!” The last episode ended with Jon, Daenerys and […]

7 years ago

Terms and Conditions: NOW TV Prize details: 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass There will be 6x winners selected. Each winner will win 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the competition tweet, posted by FootballJOE and follow the FootballJOE Twitter account. The […]

7 years ago

Sponsored by Warner Bros Horror movies are great They can thrill us, scare us, let us confront some of life’s darkest elements in a safe space, indulge our most morbid interests – and also laugh at our friends who get really freaked out when it turns out to just be a cat. From producer James Wan […]

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Watching it again isn’t allowed, test yourself Whilst you’re bored at work why not take our quiz on what happened in episode two of the final series of Game of Thrones. Most of the questions require you to simply choose the correct quote and it should be fairly obvious if you paid attention, so good […]

7 years ago

Not exactly a vote of confidence from the bookies Manchester United have been handed the longest odds in the club’s history going into Wednesday’s Manchester derby against Pep Guardiola’s City side. Coming off the back of a 4-0 hammering to Everton at Goodison Park and four defeats in five games in all competitions (as well […]

7 years ago

“The dead are already here” It appears that the army of the dead, led by the notorious Night King, has finally arrived at Winterfell according to the trailer for next week’s episode number three of the eighth and final season of Game of Thrones. The first two episodes have been something of a slow-burning affair so far, […]

7 years ago

He’s been a Manchester United player since 2017, but it was his first trip back to Goodison Park He might have made over a hundred appearances for Everton during his time there, but there was no love lost between Blues fans and Romelu Lukaku during Manchester United’s 4-0 trashing at Goodison Park on Sunday. Despite being […]

7 years ago

It’s unlikely to be the last Manchester United apology of the evening Manchester United captain David de Gea has apologised for his and his team’s performance after they were thrashed 4-0 by Everton on Sunday. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer apologised to the away fans at Goodison Park after the game and used the post-match press conference to […]

7 years ago

“I’d hope I wasn’t as bad as that in some of the games” David Moyes has offered a damning assessment of Manchester United’s performance against Everton at Goodison Park, saying he hasn’t seen a performance that bad since “my days”. Speaking as a pundit on PLTV following United 4-0 loss to the Liverpool side, Moyes said: “Well, […]

7 years ago

“The shot was low. The fight was just getting interesting” Amir Khan has posted an image of the punch that brought a bizarre end to his WBO world welterweight title fight against Terence Crawford. The picture appears to show a fresh angle on the hit that led to the end of the fight when Khan’s team […]

7 years ago

A 2-0 victory over the world’s worst team was not enough to silence the haters Scotland head coach Alex McLeish has been sacked from his job, despite his team recovering from a 3-0 defeat against Kazakhstan in March with a 2-0 win over San Marino – the world’s worst football nation, according to FIFA’s rankings. The sacking […]

7 years ago

There’s no arguing with James Milner’s Twitter game This morning Liverpool FC launched their home kit for the 19-2020 season with a glossy video posted across their social media channels. The home kit pays homage to the club’s most successful manager Bob Paisley in the year of the 100th anniversary of his birth, with each […]

7 years ago

Sponsored by Sky Bet Here we go, one final opportunity The past 18 weeks have seen us attempt to use our accumulated football knowledge to seal a successful Sky Bet Group Bet. There have been some poor weeks where none of our bets have come in, but there have also been some painfully close weeks […]

7 years ago

You’re going to be hearing about this for a long, long, loooonnnng time How’s your heart? Probably broken into thousands of tiny, tiny pieces if you’re a Manchester City supporter. If the VAR related drama that unfolded in the final seconds wasn’t already hard enough for City fans to stomach, what follows most definitely will […]

7 years ago

Butt denies any wrongdoing after being questioned on Tuesday Following his arrest over an alleged assault, Nicky Butt won’t be suspended from his job as Manchester United academy manager, it is reported. The former England international was interviewed by police on Tuesday on suspicion of assault after an incident in the Hale area of the […]

7 years ago

Terms and Conditions: NOW TV Prize details: 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass There will be 10x winners selected. Each winner will win 1x NOW TV Sky Sports Day Pass Terms and Conditions To enter the competition, entrants needs to retweet the competition tweet, posted by FootballJOE and follow the FootballJOE Twitter account. The competition […]

7 years ago

“It could be 1-0 Man United and then we go penalties” Rio Ferdinand has predicted that Manchester United will make a stunning comeback against Barcelona as they head to the Nou Camp tonight in the second leg of their Champions League quarter-final tie. Although he admitted the club could struggle to contain Lionel Messi, the […]

7 years ago

Game of Thrones fans, ‘Do you know nothing’, or are you a Maester? We’re massive Jon Snow fans. In fact, we would definitely follow him into battle against the army of the dead and the Night King. Come on, he’s King in the North. THE KING IN THE NORTH! THE KING IN THE NORTH! Given […]

7 years ago

Game of Thrones is upon up. Swords are upon us. Beards are upon us. So these old pics might surprise you… He might be a side-character when compared to some of the show’s big hitters like Jaime Lannister and Daenerys Targaryen, but it’s fair to say that Tormund has made a big impact on the fans since he […]

7 years ago

Desperate house-lives.

7 years ago

“The context that he said it was satire against the people he was saying it about” Gerard Batten, the Ukip leader, has described a candidate’s rape tweet to MP Jess Phillips as “satire” during an appearance on BBC One’s The Andrew Marr Show on Sunday morning. Carl Benjamin, who was announced as an MEP candidate for Ukip […]

7 years ago

Smith played over 600 times for Liverpool Former Liverpool captain Tommy Smith has died, aged 74. Smith, who was famously known as ‘The Anfield Iron’ throughout his playing career due to his tough and uncompromising playing style, passed away on Friday. He had been suffering with dementia. Born in Liverpool, Smith spent 18 years of […]

7 years ago

Unmissable for Game of Thrones fans Friday night in, is it? No bother. Tonight’s Graham Norton Show will see you right. Kicking off at 11.15pm on BBC One, tonight’s offering is well worth a watch – particularly if, like us, you’re like a kid on Christmas morning about the return of Game of Thrones this […]

7 years ago

“Safety is always our first priority” A passenger flight from Copenhagen to Florence accidentally landed 65 miles away in Bologna, just a month after a BA flight from Germany flew to Edinburgh rather than Düsseldorf. The Independent reports that the Scandinavian Airlines (SAS) jet set off from the Danish capital, but after discovering they did not have the […]

7 years ago

He also assisted Benfica’s only other goal 19-year-old Benfica forward Joao Felix had a night to remember for the Eagles on Thursday evening, bagging himself a hattrick and an assist in a 4-2 demolition of Bundesliga team Eintracht Frankfurt. The wonderkid has been something of a sensation in his first full season as part of […]

7 years ago

Just inject them into our veins Notorious German bargain purveyors Aldi have once again caved into this country’s relentless, insatiable demand for large quantities of Cypriot cheese and have brought back their incredibly popular halloumi fries. They started selling the golden, lightly-coated lumps of goodness almost a year ago, becoming the first supermarket in the UK […]

7 years ago

Ahead of this weekend’s cup fixtures, we’re back with our latest Group Bet selections after another disappointing midweek round

7 years ago

What could be more useful than always having a seat? Lazy louts of the world rejoice, a new invention means you may never have to stand up again: introducing the bean bag onesie. It’s being sold on ThinkGeek, and the the fleece / bean bag is perfect for anybody who gives minimum fucks about style and […]

7 years ago

Barcelona 3 – Manchester United 1 Ahead of a mouthwatering quarter-final tie between Manchester United and Barcelona at Old Trafford tonight, we’re asking you to name the starting lineups from the time the two sides met in the Champions League final back in 2011. Pep Guardiola’s Barcelona were victorious on the night, washing away Sir […]

7 years ago

Timon and Pumbaa make an appearance at the end The Lion King‘s live-action remake will be in cinemas in just a hundred days and promises to be an even better spectacle than the 1994 animated film, at least judging by a brand new trailer that just dropped. As we have reported previously, The Lion King has an all-star […]

7 years ago

Avengers: Endgame is released very soon I probably don’t need to tell you that it’s not long until the release of the next chapter in the MCU: Avengers: Endgame. As the hype builds for its release, a number of teaser clips have been released for the feature and one in particular is having a chilling effect […]

7 years ago

Salah didn’t even get a booking for this Liverpool overcame reigning Portuguese champions Porto at Anfield on Tuesday night, securing a comfortable 2-0 victory thanks to first-half goals from Naby Keita and Roberto Firmino. But just like Tottenham Hotspur versus Manchester City, the other Champions League tie on the night, the encounter wasn’t without controversy […]

7 years ago

Things don’t look good for the England captain Harry Kane hobbled off just before the hour mark with a very serious looking ankle injury during Tottenham Hotspur’s Champions League quarter-final against Manchester City in London. The England captain was on the receiving end of a nasty challenge from his international teammate Fabian Delph, who appeared […]

7 years ago