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  • Everyone had the same reaction to Fernandinho elbowing Harry Kane

    Everyone had the same reaction to Fernandinho elbowing Harry Kane

    If only they had some sort of, I don’t know, video reviewing system for incidents such as this The Champions League quarter-final match-up between Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester City sprung into life within the first 15 minutes after a controversial penalty was awarded to City because of a VAR review. After watching a video replay, […]

    7 years ago

  • Why Bernardo Silva is out of the Manchester City lineup vs Tottenham

    Why Bernardo Silva is out of the Manchester City lineup vs Tottenham

    The Portuguese international isn’t in the Manchester City squad for tonight’s game Manchester City playmaker Bernardo Silva was a shock omission from Pep Guardiola’s starting lineup when the two teams were announced for the English Champions League quarter-final clash at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium tonight. Silva has been in wonderful form this season, scoring six […]

    7 years ago

  • Sir Alex Ferguson advised Ole Gunnar Solskjaer ahead of Manchester United’s Barcelona tie

    Sir Alex Ferguson advised Ole Gunnar Solskjaer ahead of Manchester United’s Barcelona tie

    Manchester United’s former boss and their current boss came together ahead of the club’s Champions League clash with Barcelona Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has revealed he received advice from Sir Alex Ferguson ahead of Manchester United’s Champions League quarter-final tie with Barcelona on Wednesday. The game follows Ole’s side making a Ferguson-esque comeback against PSG in the Champions […]

    7 years ago

  • Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker tease Rush Hour 4, yet again

    Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker tease Rush Hour 4, yet again

    Big, big news Hopes that Rush Hour 4 will soon be made are burning a little brighter after Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker were pictured holding up four of their fingers in a recent photo. The two actors played the lead roles in all three of the previous films, none of which I have seen since childhood […]

    7 years ago

  • QUIZ: The Great Big FA Cup Semi-Final Quiz

    QUIZ: The Great Big FA Cup Semi-Final Quiz

    The FA Cup Semi-Finals take place this weekend. And then there were four. The FA Cup semi-finals take place at Wembley this weekend with Manchester City taking on Brighton and then Wolves facing Watford. It’s the round nobody wants to lose in as you are so close to the final and over the years we […]

    7 years ago

  • JOE’s top seven Grand National picks look worth a punt

    JOE’s top seven Grand National picks look worth a punt

    Sponsored by Unibet These are JOE’s 7 top Grand National picks The texts and tweets will start early. Every Grand National Saturday is the same: “Hi mate, any tips?” It is as close as we get to a race that stops a nation. It’s the biggest TV audience for ITV Racing and it’s by far […]

    7 years ago

  • Everything you need to know about the Grand National weekend

    Everything you need to know about the Grand National weekend

    Sponsored by Unibet It’s the Grand National this weekend, here’s your guide to all the festivities Aintree is all about the big one, the Grand National, four Mile and two furlongs with thirty of the world’s most unique fences to be jumped. Many jockeys and horses will be attempting history. Tiger Roll is the one […]

    7 years ago

  • Joker fans realise villain’s real name could be a sly dig at Ben Affleck’s Batman

    Joker fans realise villain’s real name could be a sly dig at Ben Affleck’s Batman

    This would be typically unsubtle of the iconic DC villain For years, fans of the comic book villain Joker have looked for clues about the true identity of Batman’s arch nemesis, and the protagonist of the upcoming feature-length film has given us an intriguing new take on that. Previously given the name Jack Napier in […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 16

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 16

    Sponsored by Sky Bet So near, yet so far last week We came within one goal of securing four out of four in last’s week group bet, and we’re back this week ready to do it all over again, except of course with a 100 percent success rate this time. We’re looking across the whole […]

    7 years ago

  • Aldi is selling an outdoor BBQ pizza oven for a bargain price

    Aldi is selling an outdoor BBQ pizza oven for a bargain price

    This is the stuff of dreams Those folks at Aldi are at it again, we’re afraid, this time in the form of a pizza oven for that great summertime tradition: beers and a barbecue. Why limit yourself to hotdogs and burgers when you cook up a tomato and mozzarella storm with this bad boy? The […]

    7 years ago

  • Jameson’s glitter-filled, whiskey thief-catching device was actually an April Fool’s joke

    Jameson’s glitter-filled, whiskey thief-catching device was actually an April Fool’s joke

    Brought to you by Jameson Irish Whiskey Yesterday, Jameson revealed an innovative new device that would spray glitter on any would-be whiskey thief who tried to tamper with their special new bottles. They called it Jameson Catchmates. Did you, however, notice what the date was yesterday? That’s right – it was 1st April. April Fool’s Day, the […]

    7 years ago

  • Aldi are selling a four-person hot tub that’s an absolute bargain

    Aldi are selling a four-person hot tub that’s an absolute bargain

    Just in time for summer Remember how sick last summer was? I mean, you probably don’t given that our brave boys were out in Russia getting ever so close to making football come home – and you resultantly were out in the pub every night. But still, a great time. Well, what if I told you […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 15

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 15

    Sponsored by Sky Bet We’ve got a good feeling about this week After a pretty routine international break, we are back with our next instalment of the JOE Weekly Group Bet, and we’re feeling positive. Having come agonisingly close in recent weeks, surely this will be our first victorious week. For Matchday 14, we are […]

    7 years ago

  • James McClean tears into Declan Rice after he decides to play for England

    James McClean tears into Declan Rice after he decides to play for England

    “If you’re not proud to be here and we’re a stepping stone then sod off and play for someone else” With the Republic of Ireland set to kick-off the home campaign of their Euro 2020 qualifying campaign against Georgia, Irish news site RTÉ caught up with James McClean ahead of the fixture. A fiercely proud Irishman […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 14

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 14

    Sponsored by Sky Bet Back to domestic action After the wildly unpredictable games in Europe in midweek, we return to the warm arms of domestic football once more. We’re now into the quarter-finals of the world’s oldest cup competition with Crystal Palace and Brighton facing the prospect of an FA Cup semi-final rivalry if they can […]

    7 years ago

  • Neymar investigated by UEFA following comments on PSG’s defeat to Manchester United

    Neymar investigated by UEFA following comments on PSG’s defeat to Manchester United

    Things have gone from bad to worse for Neymar after UEFA opened an investigation into his post-match comments from PSG’s defeat to Man United The Brazilian labelled the officials as “four people who know nothing about football”, and went on to question the control the referee had over the game after United were awarded a […]

    7 years ago

  • Cristiano Ronaldo ‘mocks Diego Simeone’ with gesture as Juventus beat Atletico

    Cristiano Ronaldo ‘mocks Diego Simeone’ with gesture as Juventus beat Atletico

    Death. Taxes. Cristiano Ronaldo scoring lots of goals in the Champions League knock-out stages. A week on from watching his former teammates at Real Madrid crash out to Ajax, Cristiano Ronaldo inspired Juventus to a miraculous turnaround in their Champions League last 16 tie against Atletico Madrid. Trailing 2-0 from the first leg in the […]

    7 years ago

  • Still M.A.Y. featuring Snoop Mogg

    Still M.A.Y. featuring Snoop Mogg

    The Chronic tonic to Brexit Prime minister Theresa May and ERG member Jacob Rees-Mogg step into the roles of Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg for a special Brexit broadcast. Accompanied, as ever, by backseat driver and DUP leader Arlene Foster, May and Snoop Mogg rap their way through the current Brexit predicament.

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 13

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 13

    Sponsored by Sky Bet We’re getting closer But for Manchester United’s defeat to Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium on Sunday evening, we could be sitting here celebrating an extremely successful JOE Weekly Group Bet. The Red Devils lost though, so after dusting ourselves off and a brief period of self-pity, we go right back at […]

    7 years ago

  • EU says Britain can leave backstop but Northern Ireland will have to stay

    EU says Britain can leave backstop but Northern Ireland will have to stay

    ‘The UK will not be forced into customs union against its will’ The European Union has turned down British demands for significant changes to the Brexit deal, returning an offer which will almost certainly be deemed unacceptable by Theresa May. Negotiators from the UK have been trying to find a legal way of getting around […]

    7 years ago

  • Hamilton to face fierce battle from Ferrari in 2019 F1 World Championship

    Hamilton to face fierce battle from Ferrari in 2019 F1 World Championship

    Lewis Hamilton is facing one of the toughest tests of his career as the new F1 season approaches. That’s according to Sky Sports F1 commentator Martin Brundle, who envisages a fierce battle for the World Championship when the season kicks off in Melbourne on March 17. Hamilton won his fifth title in 2018, becoming the […]

    7 years ago

  • The cast of Captain Marvel reveal the women who have inspired them the most

    The cast of Captain Marvel reveal the women who have inspired them the most

    Not all heroes wear capes (And yes, we know Captain Marvel doesn’t wear a cape either). Captain Marvel is the first entry in the Marvel Cinematic Universe to feature a female lead – and it has been a long time coming. Ahead of International Women’s Day, we spoke to the cast – including Carol Danvers […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The JOE Weekly Group Bet – Matchday 12

    Odds Against: The JOE Weekly Group Bet – Matchday 12

    Sponsored by Sky Bet We have quite a weekend of football ahead of us After a pulsating midweek fixture list in the Champions League, we turn our attentions back to domestic football for matchday 12 of the JOE Weekly Group Bet. We’re getting to the – cliche alert – business end of the season and […]

    7 years ago

  • One of the only female CEOs in football speaks out

    One of the only female CEOs in football speaks out

    JOE spoke to Carolyn Radford, CEO of Mansfield Town, about her efforts to turn the once-struggling club’s fortunes around As one of the few women in senior leadership positions in football, Carolyn Radford had her work cut out when she took over as CEO of Mansfield Town in 2011. The club had been facing financial […]

    7 years ago

  • Training for cold water acclimatisation in a freezing, unheated pool

    Training for cold water acclimatisation in a freezing, unheated pool

    JOE recently engaged in cold water acclimatisation training with endurance athlete Ross Edgley Edgley recently swam the entire British coastline as part of the Great British Swim. It was a brutal feat which took its toll on Edgley’s body. Now, he’s in training for Red Bull’s Neptune Steps, an event combining 400 metres of swimming […]

    7 years ago

  • QUIZ: Are you able to name all of these European flags?

    QUIZ: Are you able to name all of these European flags?

    More than 12/16 is a strong score The 2016 referendum might mean that the Tories are steering us on a chaotic course to leave the European Union, but you’d hope that everyone – from hardcore Remainers to the most ignorant Brexiters – would have a good general knowledge of our cousins on the continent. Whether […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The JOE Weekly Group Bet – Matchday 11

    Odds Against: The JOE Weekly Group Bet – Matchday 11

    Sponsored by Sky Bet Another week, another opportunity There has been an absolute deluge of matches in recent weeks and this matchday we move our sights towards the Champions League, which returns after a two-week absence. We’re treated to some tight ties this week, as well as some which look to be over already, and […]

    7 years ago

  • TalkSport reporter has ruined pancake day with a single tweet

    TalkSport reporter has ruined pancake day with a single tweet

    What is this? Today is Pancake Day. Aka, Shrove Tuesday, the day when you are supposed to use up all the eggs, milk butter and sugar before Lent, by making pancakes. In actually, what you are probably going to do is just make some pancakes from an instant batter mix, and then smother them in […]

    7 years ago

  • Tony Bellew rattled by fake Titi Camara Twitter account ahead of Merseyside Derby

    Tony Bellew rattled by fake Titi Camara Twitter account ahead of Merseyside Derby

    The staunch Evertonian took exception to a tweet sent by an account posing as the former Liverpool striker It’s derby day on Merseyside, and hours before kick-off at Goodison, Tony Bellew has become embroiled in a Twitter spat with an account pretending to be former Liverpool striker, Titi Camara. The fake account had sent a […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The JOE Weekly Group Bet – Matchday 10

    Odds Against: The JOE Weekly Group Bet – Matchday 10

    Sponsored by Sky Bet Alright folks, let’s do this Another week, another set of fixtures. Or in this week’s case, same week and another set of features. The midweek games saw us once again miss out on getting four out of four, with Chelsea vs Tottenham and Manchester City vs West Ham seeing us fall […]

    7 years ago

  • Frank Lampard appears to tell Roy Keane to “get some f***ing balls” during Forest-Derby

    Frank Lampard appears to tell Roy Keane to “get some f***ing balls” during Forest-Derby

    Keane remained characteristically calm throughout Frank Lampard and Roy Keane were involved in a touchline incident during Nottingham Forest’s 1-0 win over Derby County on Monday night at the City Ground. The match between the local rivals was settled after just 74 seconds thanks to Yohan Benalouane’s goal. The victory ended Forest’s six-game run without a […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 9

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 9

    Brought to you by Sky Bet It’s not the destination, it’s the journey We have yet to get four out of four in our Weekly JOE Group Bet, but as a group we feel like we are getting closer and closer with each passing attempt. There’s no time for dwelling on things though, as we have […]

    7 years ago

  • Fresh People’s Vote march receives £250,000 in donations in just a few days

    Fresh People’s Vote march receives £250,000 in donations in just a few days

    The anti-Brexit ‘Put It To The People March’ will be held in less than a month A march in favour of a second referendum on Britain’s withdrawal from the European Union has received over a quarter of a million pounds in donations within days of being launched. The ‘Put It To The People March’ is set […]

    7 years ago

  • The Greatest Showman director confirms he is ‘working on’ a sequel

    The Greatest Showman director confirms he is ‘working on’ a sequel

    Big news for Hugh Jackman fans Greatest Showman director Michael Gracey has confirmed that he is “working on” a sequel to the 2017 film. Hugh Jackman, Zendaya and Zac Efron were among those who starred in the film. Jackman reprised his role as Barnum for the opening of the Brit Awards earlier this week. Speaking to […]

    7 years ago

  • UKIP misspell ‘Britain’ in typo-laden campaign leaflet

    UKIP misspell ‘Britain’ in typo-laden campaign leaflet

    “Peterborough: Shaping Britians’ future” UKIP has been widely ridiculed on social media after circulating a pamphlet containing a number of typos, including spelling ‘Britain’ wrong. The leaflet was distributed around Peterborough following local MP Fiona Onasanya being imprisoned for contempt of court, with UKIP vowing to take her seat in the event of a by-election. However, the […]

    7 years ago

  • Arsenal fans left unhappy after Europa League first-leg game with Rennes is switched

    Arsenal fans left unhappy after Europa League first-leg game with Rennes is switched

    The change is the result of UEFA’s ‘city clash’ rule Arsenal have been left unhappy after the day their home-leg Europa League tie with Rennes was moved to prevent it clashing with Chelsea’s match against Dynamo Kiev. The game at the Emirates has been moved to 14 March and the home-leg played first instead. It was […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 8

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 8

    Brought to you by Sky Bet Back on home soil After our European adventures over the past two matchdays, we at the Weekly JOE Group Bet have returned to English football this weekend for our next attempt at success. Our group bets for the last two European nights have seen us enjoy mixed success, with […]

    7 years ago

  • Terms and Conditions: 32 Red

    Terms and Conditions: 32 Red

    Prize details: 1 x pair of tickets to Eubank Jr. v DeGale fight at The O2 Arena on Saturday 23rd February (6pm) Terms and Conditions To enter the competition on Twitter entrants needs to retweet the tweet. The competition opens at 5pm on Wednesday 20th February and closes at 12pm on Friday 22nd February 2019 (GMT). 1 […]

    7 years ago

  • The Apprentice’s Luisa Zissman defends ‘traditional men’ who hold doors open for women

    The Apprentice’s Luisa Zissman defends ‘traditional men’ who hold doors open for women

    She discussed the politics of holding a door open on Boys Don’t Cry With Russell Kane TV personality and retail entrepreneur Luisa Zissman has said that she thinks men should still hold open doors for women and doesn’t like the confusion over “traditional” behaviour today. Speaking on the first episode of the new season of JOE’s podcast […]

    7 years ago

  • Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 7

    Odds Against: The Weekly JOE Group Bet – Matchday 7

    Sponsored by Sky Bet THE CHAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOONNNSSSS It’s one of the best stages of the football season, the Champions League round of 16. Eight matches spread across two weeks. Beautiful. This week, we’ve been tasked with picking a four-fold group bet on the four fixtures taking place in Europe’s most prestigious club competition. Those ties include: […]

    7 years ago

  • A New York Times quiz can determine where in the UK you come from

    A New York Times quiz can determine where in the UK you come from

    The New York Times thinks it can tell you where you’re from based on how you pronounce certain words Every county in Britain has its own little bit of individual bit of slang that defines the culture of the place. Hell, every village in Britain has its own little idiosyncrasies that nowhere else does, and that’s […]

    7 years ago