
Still no Sturridge as Jurgen Klopp names unchanged Liverpool side to face Southampton
Big names on bench
11 years ago
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Still no Sturridge as Jurgen Klopp names unchanged Liverpool side to face Southampton
Big names on bench
11 years ago

Former Arsenal midfielder in ‘advanced talks’ to replace Tim Sherwood at Aston Villa
Didn’t see this coming
11 years ago

Manchester derby line-ups announced – Mata and Kompany return
These are the starting line-ups of both Manchester United and Manchester City that will contest the 170th Manchester derby. #mufc XI: De Gea; Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Rojo; Schweinsteiger, Schneiderlin, Herrera; Mata, Rooney, Martial. pic.twitter.com/PGURTTYAzc — Manchester United (@ManUtd) October 25, 2015 City XI: Hart, Sagna, Kompany (C), Otamendi, Kolarov, Fernando, Fernandinho, Toure, Sterling, De Bruyne, […]
11 years ago

French media turn on ‘disappointing’ Angel Di Maria
Fallen Angel…
11 years ago

Ronaldo produces his worst ever dives against Celta Vigo (Videos)
Roll-naldo…
11 years ago

Some very exciting details of the upcoming Harry Potter play have been confirmed…
We can’t wait
11 years ago

Utterly priceless snap of Jose Mourinho in West Ham box as Andy Carroll heads winner
Where’s Jose?
11 years ago

Cruel internet revels in Jose Mourinho’s misery after another defeat
Poor Jose…
11 years ago

Livid Mourinho tries to enter the referee’s room and is sent off
Room service…
11 years ago

Why Arsenal are pretty much guaranteed to beat Everton
Ominous…
11 years ago

The teams are in for the 3pm Premier League kick-offs
D-day for Sherwood?
11 years ago

Wayne Rooney’s son appears to have switched footballing allegiances ahead of El Clasico
It was just a few weeks ago that young Kai Rooney – Wayne Rooney’s eldest son – made a special trip to Barcelona. While in Catalunya, the youngster was pictured wearing full Barcelona kit alongside Neymar, Luis Suarez, Gerard Pique and Lionel Messi. Brilliant weekend in Barcelona!! Thanks @3gerardpique , Kai had the best time ever and […]
11 years ago

English football is ready to welcome gay players, according to campaigners
Hitzlsperger still out on his own
11 years ago

McDonald’s are ringing the changes, and sales are going through the roof
McDonald’s Egg McMuffin has been in demand in recent months, with sales going through the roof. And it’s now been revealed that the soaring sales are down to one simple change. According to a report in The Mirror, the fast-food giants have stopped using margarine on the breakfast favourite, and have started to use butter instead. […]
11 years ago

Rory MacDonald drops major hint that another P4P great is returning to the UFC
Reeling back
11 years ago

Noel Gallagher slags Guardians of the Galaxy star over Tottenham allegiance (Video)
1-0 to the City fan
11 years ago

Wayne Rooney birthday celebration pics reveal the present that everyone knew he was getting (Pics)
Wayne Rooney turns 30 years of age today, and wife Coleen has taken to social media to share an insight into the England captain’s big day. Happy 30th Birthday. We love you xx pic.twitter.com/Pi0AybVE7q — Coleen Rooney (@ColeenRoo) October 24, 2015 She followed the above tweet with one which showing Rooney opening his presents alongside […]
11 years ago

Loyal dog found lying in the road where owner was killed (Pics)
Heartbreaking
11 years ago

Mario Balotelli denies claims that he posted naked pictures of ex-partner
Mario Balotelli has been accused of posting naked pictures of an ex-partner online. The Italian striker has already been in the spotlight this week after a light-hearted post about the Manchester derby, but has now been forced to deny the claims. “My client has been left severely traumatised,” the woman’s representative is quoted as saying. “She […]
11 years ago

Once-top-secret letter warns of Russia’s plot to nuke London
A once-top secret letter released by National Archives outlines a plan by Russia to drop nuclear bombs on London. Don’t panic too much though, this isn’t recent news. As revealed by a report in The Mirror, the letter was penned by a British atomic bomb expert named William Penney in 1954 and warned Edwin Plowden, chairman […]
11 years ago

HBO confirm the fate of a certain Game of Thrones character
Spoiler alert
11 years ago

Carlos Tevez sent into orbit by crunching challenge (Video)
Ball-winner
11 years ago

England player and other Premier League star set to come out as gay
Two Premier League footballers – one an England international – are set to become the first top flight players to publicly come out as gay, according to a report in The Mirror. The two players, unnamed at this point, have reportedly told friends and family of their decision and are receiving support from their clubs and the Football […]
11 years ago

Lionel Richie holds brief telephone conversation with Adele in the most predictable video mashup of the year
There was never any doubt that this would happen. As Adele released new single, Hello, plenty of people spotted the similarity between its opening and a Lionel Richie classic of the same name. Within hours, the most predictable but childishly amusing music mash up of the year had been created, making it look as if […]
11 years ago

Victor Valdes would like to leave Manchester United for a rival Premier League club, claims representative
Incredibly, Victor Valdes is still officially a Manchester United player. Despite a high-profile falling out with manager Louis van Gaal over the summer, the former Barcelona goalkeeper remains at Old Trafford where he is said to be training alone and away from the rest of the first team squad. With Valdes keen to (finally) leave […]
11 years ago

Liverpool fans beginning to realise poor results not all because of Brendan Rodgers
Liverpool players need to start taking responsibility
11 years ago

Arguably the greatest UFC fighter ever is back
He’s back
11 years ago

Samir Nasri Q&A session takes weird turn as he tries to lick his elbow (Video)
Some will have you believe that as a general rule, footballers aren’t the brightest. Of course, that’s certainly not the case with all of them, but incidents like this from Samir Nasri don’t help the stereotype. In a bizarre questions and answers session on Manchester City’s YouTube channel, the Frenchman is asked a string of […]
11 years ago

TalkTalk CEO ponders how company got hacked while posing in front of VCR machine
The news that Talk Talk has been hacked has spawned plenty of headlines in the last few days. There are genuine concerns that the personal information of the telecommunications company’s customers could have been stolen amid the cyber attack, prompting people to question how the incident could have taken place in the first place. With […]
11 years ago

David Beckham has been watching the rugby World Cup judging by his new tattoo…
It appears David Beckham has been inspired by England’s ‘Wear The Rose’ rugby World Cup campaign for his latest tattoo. The former footballer, 40, has a new inking of an English rose on the rose on his neck, which his designer wife Victoria revealed in a snap on Instagram. The tattoo takes position just above his […]
11 years ago

Watch Michael Fassbender, Danny Boyle, Seth Rogen and the cast of Steve Jobs in an intimate round table
Danny Boyle’s new film Steve Jobs has had a few vocal critics. The Apple co-founder’s widow, Laurene Powell Jobs, longtime Apple board member, Bill Campbell, and current Apple CEO, Tim Cook, have all aired their discontent about the movie, in UK cinemas November, 13. But the director and his cast aren’t shying away from the criticism. In an […]
11 years ago

Ed Sheeran says he’s planning to disappear for a while
Ciao for now
11 years ago

Sergio Aguero blanks David Cameron in Presidential selfie
Here’s a picture of Sergio Aguero posing for a photo with President Xi and an unidentified fan. The Chinese President visited Manchester City as part of his visit to the UK, with Prime Minister David Cameron in tow. And he clearly knows his football better than the PM, as he knew to make a beeline […]
11 years ago

This Champions League stat makes worrying reading for English fans
Read ’em and weep
11 years ago

UFC Dublin star Reza Madadi recounts how he saved a drowning child
Heart of gold…
11 years ago

New signing Carlton Cole reveals the secret to Celtic’s success (Video)
Stomach for battle
11 years ago

Wrestling legend points out embarrassing tweet that will amuse British fans
It has been said that the United Kingdom and the United States are two countries separated by a common language. This has never been more true than this week, when wrestler Mick Foley pointed out a comment from the WWE that could be easily misconstrued. The organisation held a nostalgia-heavy Twitter competition, and Foley being […]
11 years ago

It might not be out until December, but Star Wars: The Force Awakens is already breaking records…
The Force is strong…
11 years ago

Survey reveals the type of porn most popular with female viewers
So this is ow the other half eh, lives. Let’s face it, porn can be a difficult topic to bring up in general conversation but we all know that it exists and we all know that an awful lot of people watch it on a regular basis – especially yer da. Talking about in an […]
11 years ago

Rubbing salt in the wounds – Ireland’s Rugby World Cup elimination hits home for Brian O’Driscoll (Pic)
We hope the Irish rugby team didn’t see this when they landed in Dublin on Monday. Our Irish brothers at JOE.ie are still coming to terms with the crushing defeat to Argentina last weekend, and getting their hands on some heavily-reduced rugby paraphernalia would be the last thing on their mind at the moment. But Brian O’Driscoll has […]
11 years ago

#VanGaalOut became an actual hashtag after Man United could only draw against CSKA Moscow
Jumping the gun?
11 years ago

Man United player-by-player tweets
Strangers in Moscow…
11 years ago

Anthony Martial’s goalscoring record is frightening when compared to that of a young Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo’s time at Manchester United is the stuff of legend at Old Trafford. With Anthony Martial making an explosive life to his United career, perhaps the comparisons with Ronaldo were inevitable. And while that might be flattering for the young Frenchman, it’s worth noting that the 18-year-old has a scoring record that is greatly […]
11 years ago

CSKA player becomes candidate for the dive of the season (Video)
European football always throws up its fair share of embarrassing dives, but this takes some beating. With Marouane Fellaini relatively near to the his opponent, Pontus Wernbloom, the CSKA player, theatrically throws himself to the ground in one of the most shocking examples of play-acting we’ve ever seen. Thankfully, this sort of things is still […]
11 years ago

Angel Di Maria fooled by lovely piece of skill from Marcelo (Video)
There’s a wealth of talent on show in Real Madrid’s clash with Paris Saint-Germain. One of PSG’s latest stars, Angel Di Maria, was facing former his former club for the first time since he departed for Manchester United. Despite putting in a man of the match performance in Real’s Champions League Final triumph in 2014, the […]
11 years ago

Natalie Sawyer’s reaction to more Back to the Future news says it all (Video)
‘Back to the Future Day’… sick of hearing about it yet? There’s been plenty made of Wednesday being the precise date that Marty McFly travelled to in the popular 1980s film and Sky Sports News joined in with the fun by presenting their own special feature on the event. Enough of us had grown tired […]
11 years ago

David de Gea unlucky as CSKA take the lead against Man United (Video)
He might have made a promising start to his Manchester United career, but Anthony Martial hasn’t made life easy for his team mates in Moscow. His handball was enough to give CSKA a penalty – a penalty which was struck against a post. Unfortunately for David de Gea, the ball rebounded on to him and […]
11 years ago

Klopp-mania appears to have reached Barack Obama levels of crazy at Anfield
Not so subtle
11 years ago