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Bad news for Garys…
11 years ago
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Report lists ten names on the brink of extinction in England and Wales
Bad news for Garys…
11 years ago

Man City and Sevilla fans clash in ugly scenes ahead of Champions League game (Video)
Ugly scenes…
11 years ago

Jose Mourinho accuses Scotland of “crying” after Craig Joubert’s error
He’s tougher on football refs
11 years ago

Doc Brown delivers a special message from the DeLorean
The Doc hath spoken…
11 years ago

The very worst bits of Back To The Future Day…
Enough already!
11 years ago

Syrian refugee tripped by camerawoman is now being sued by her
We didn’t think she could sink any lower…
11 years ago

Liverpool get all creative with matchday programme for Jurgen Klopp’s first home game…
Liverpool may be lacking some much-needed creativity on the pitch at the moment, but the club’s graphics department aren’t struggling with the same problem. With Jurgen Klopp set to take charge of his first match at Anfield on Thursday, the Reds have chosen a programme design reminiscent of Barack Obama’s 2008 presidential election campaign… ‘Hope’ is […]
11 years ago

Watch Jose Mourinho appear to lose his cool and shove a 14-year-old fan (Video)
Jose Mourinho reportedly shoved a young fan who was filming the Chelsea manager on his phone as he walked past him in the street. Blues supporter Otto Nahmmacher spotted Mourinho in Knightsbridge on Sunday and quickly whipped out his phone to take a video. But when Mourinho approaches, he apparently pushes the 14-year-old, almost causing him […]
11 years ago

Mourinho has a sly dig and Wenger and the FA following Dynamo Kiev draw…
Jose Mourinho has courted controversy yet again with his comments about the referee following Chelsea’s 0-0 draw with Dynamo Kiev. “The referee was weak and naive,” Mourinho told BT Sport. “(He missed) a big penalty.” Mourinho pointedly chose the words Arsene Wenger used to describe Mike Dean following Chelsea’s 2-0 victory over Arsenal in September. […]
11 years ago

Manchester United legend Edwin van der Sar loses this record to Iker Casillas
Incredible stat…
11 years ago

Arsenal lay claim to a very impressive stat after their victory over Bayern Munich
Arsenal had to win against Bayern, but after their recent Champions League form, few would have expected them to see off a formidable Pep Guardiola side. Yet after having just 27% of the possession in the entire game, Arsenal somehow came away with the valuable three points they needed to kick start their European campaign. Arsenal […]
11 years ago

We’ve got great news for fans of Subway sandwiches
Proper order
11 years ago

Mesut Ozil adds a second as Arsenal beat Bayern (Video)
Was it over the line? Not many Arsenal fans will care. Deep into stoppage time, hanging on to a slender 1-0 lead, Arsenal weren’t interested in holding the ball up in the corner. Mesut Ozil’s effort appeared to have been saved by Manuel Neuer, only for the goal to be awarded. Arsenal’s Champions League campaign is finally up […]
11 years ago

Hulk’s stunner for Zenit is the goal of the night (Video)
Having been pegged back by Lyon, Hulk produced an emphatic response for his Zenit St. Petersburg. A smart turn on halfway was enough to lose a couple of markers. He then drove towards the Lyon goal before letting fly from well outside the area. There was only one place this one was going. https://twitter.com/Footysays/status/656565885725986816
11 years ago

Manuel Neuer mistake lets Olivier Giroud open the scoring for Arsenal
He’d only been on the field a matter of minutes, yet Olivier Giroud opened the scoring for Arsenal against Bayern Munich. Having earlier made a stunning save to deny Theo Walcott, Manuel Neuer completely misjudged a ball into the Bayern area, with the ball striking the Feenchman before making its way into the empty goal. They […]
11 years ago

Ivan Rakitic opens scoring for Barcelona in style (Video)
Plenty of us would have fancied Barcelona to breeze through their tie with BATE Borisov. As it was, the European champions finished the first half without scoring. But thanks to this strike from Ivan Rakitic, Barca were soon ahead in the second half. https://twitter.com/futmais/status/656560686923927553
11 years ago

The best reactions to Douglas Costa’s stunning piece of skill against Arsenal (Video)
We bet Arsenal wish Douglas Costa hadn’t been passed fit to play against them tonight. The Brazilian winger started for Bayern Munich after coming through a late fitness test, and dazzled with a subline piece of skill that left Hector Bellerin beaten all ends up. It was one of those moments that brings football fans […]
11 years ago

Manuel Neuer save reminds us all why he’s the best goalkeeper around (Video)
There’s plenty been said about how tonight’s match with Bayern Munich is a ‘must-win’ for Arsenal. When Theo Walcott’s head met a cross within the six-yard-box, Arsenal fans must have thought their side were on the brink of taking the lead. That was until Manuel Neuer intervened, throwing himself back across goal to pull off […]
11 years ago

Liverpool target claims impressive Champions League record
Ruben Neves has drawn plenty of favourable reviews this season. His performances for Porto have already seen him linked with a move to the Premier League, with Liverpool said to be front runners. For now though, he remains with Porto, who clearly value him highly. Despite being just 18 years of age, Neves was given […]
11 years ago

FC United provide angry response after request to reschedule Cup game for TV
FC United, the side formed by disgruntled Manchester United supporters in the aftermath of the Glazer family takeover, have rejected a BBC request to rearrange on of their upcoming fixtures. The BBC intend to launch a ‘brand new BBC Mobile Match of the Day Live Experience’ in coming weeks, an idea which will see presenters […]
11 years ago

Bayern Munich bus crashes ahead of Arsenal game (Pics)
They’re the least likely team to be accused of parking the bus in a big game, but it seems life is imitating art for Bayern Munich. The Germans’ team coach appeared to crash in London ahead of the club’s Champions League match against Arsenal. It’s just the latest thing to go wrong for the Bundesliga […]
11 years ago

The new Star Wars trailer has awakened reaction from man, woman and beast
Chances are you’ve taken time out of your day to watch the new Star Wars trailer, maybe even more than once. Even those who aren’t part of the Force have taken a look to see what all the fuss is about. Scattered among the thousands of genuinely excited, blindingly obvious like, ‘THIS IS AMAZING’, ‘WOW’, and […]
11 years ago

Apple has banned these apps after iPhone security breach
Not ‘appy
11 years ago

Learner driver crashes into driving school at the end of her ‘great’ test
Crash course
11 years ago

Is this the reason David Beckham bought his new Cotswolds home?
Is this what swung the deal for David and Victoria Beckham when deciding on their new Cotswolds mansion? The 40-year-old retired footballer – who is nicknamed ‘Goldenballs’ by those close to him – is believed to have been won over by the name of this local boozer… The Golden Ball Inn is a few minutes […]
11 years ago

Forget Messi and Ronaldo – who’s the next best player on the planet?
We all know that Lionel Messi will pick up this year’s Ballon d’Or with Ronaldo repressing a scowl in second place. It’s pretty much the same every year. The Argentine and Portuguese put everyone else in the shade. Robert Lewandowski said this week that he can’t be compared to the all-conquering duo, despite his phenomenal purple […]
11 years ago

Sergio Aguero set to miss another month for Man City…
Manuel Pellegrini has confirmed that Sergio Aguero faces another month on the sidelines as he recovers from a hamstring injury sustained on international duty with Argentina. The striker, who has been named on the Ballon d’Or short list, was in blistering from before his injury, scoring five goals in Manchester City’s 6-1 thrashing of Newcastle […]
11 years ago

The hardest working players of the season so far have been revealed
Workers not shirkers…
11 years ago

Idris Elba, Tom Hardy – take note. This is what it takes to be James Bond, says Daniel Craig…
Idris Elba, Tom Hardy, Michael Fassbender, Damian Lewis, are you listening? Because this is what it takes to be James Bond. Daniel Craig has said he ‘doesn’t give a f*ck’ who becomes the next 007 agent, but has shared a few key things his successor should be aware of. Playing James Bond, you have to […]
11 years ago

Raheem Sterling’s agent lays all the blame for Anfield exit at the feet of Brendan Rodgers
And then he hops on Klopp bandwagon
11 years ago

80-year-old pulls off two-wheel stunt with all the composure of Vin Diesel (Video)
Have you ever been accused of driving like an OAP? If this video is anything to go by it should be taken as a compliment. The clip shows a two-wheeling granny swerving out of a petrol station in Wales with all the composure of a stunt driver. Sian Jones, who uploaded the video to Facebook, commented: […]
11 years ago

Carragher and Neville at their brilliant best discussing Jurgen Klopp’s Liverpool tactics (Video)
“Very rarely do you see a manager stamp his authority on a team on day one. And that’s what he did.” Jamie Carragher liked what he saw. Jurgen Norbert Klopp rode into Liverpool on a white horse last week and, despite seeing out a goalless draw in his first game, the new manager impressed certain […]
11 years ago

Exciting news for Liverpool fans – another Lovren could be joining the club (Video)
Double trouble…
11 years ago

Donald Trump reaches ‘peak Donald’ with this idiotic tweet about the weather
Trumped himself
11 years ago

Paul Merson makes a bizarre claim about Tottenham’s start to the season…
Paul Merson believes Tottenham are in a “false position” in the Premier League and should be top of the pile instead of trying to make up ground in seventh. Spurs are unbeaten since an opening day defeat to Manchester United, but have drawn five of their nine matches so far. “They should be top of […]
11 years ago

Arsenal handed potential boost as Bayern star faces late fitness test…
Arsenal may be set to benefit from Bayern Munich’s misfortune as Douglas Costa faces a late fitness test before Tuesday’s Champions League clash at the Emirates. The Brazilian winger, who joined Bayern from Shakhtar Donetsk in the summer, was left on the bench for Saturday’s trip to Werder Bremen, and Pep Guardiola confirmed on Monday […]
11 years ago

Noel Gallagher on Q Awards: “Sort this f***ing sh*t out, they are bobbins”
He loves it really…
11 years ago

Text messages between a man and his cheating fiancée over five years are priceless (pics)
When this gentleman’s fiancée cheated on him, he kicked her to the curb and never looked back. Unfortunately for him, she was desperate to win back his trust and was still badgering him with text messages five years later, as this series of screengrabs from Uproxx shows. When her calls to get back together were […]
11 years ago

It looks like the UK could have a White Christmas this year
The bookies are slashing odds…
11 years ago

This is how you can store Snapchat videos secretly on your phone forever
There is a glitch in the matrix…
11 years ago

Watch Snoop Dogg’s birthday party go up in flames
Drop it like it’s hot
11 years ago

Take our amazing Leeds United manager picture quiz
Quick, before Evans is fired!
11 years ago

Colin Farrell has had the worst on screen hairdos ever, proves Graham Norton
Chris O’Dowd might be happily married but is still lusted after women everywhere it seems. Although nowhere near as much as Colin Farrell, as fellow Irishman Graham Norton was quick to point out. Host Norton announces; “Chris O’Dowd, you’re a very handsome man, but Colin Farrell, beautiful! You’re a beautiful man.” Colin replies: “Thanks for […]
11 years ago

Trainspotting 2 is making Danny Boyle nervous
Danny Boyle is one of the greatest directors but he knows what an almighty job he has on his hands with Trainspotting 2. It’s been almost 20 years since the cult original was released, and the filmmaker is nervous. Feeling the pressure, Boyle admitted: “Obviously it’s worrying because people will kill us if we made […]
11 years ago

Another French star could be questioned in the Mathieu Valbuena sextape case
French international striker Karim Benzema is prepared to respond to any court summons over the on-running Mathieu Valbuena sex tape case, according to his lawyer. Benzema could follow former Les Bleus frontman Djibril Cisse in speaking to authorities, though he has not yet been requested to do so. According to French publication Journal du Dimanche, Benzema’s […]
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp wants his Liverpool team to be “a little bit wild”…
Jurgen Klopp is encouraged by the reaction of the Liverpool squad following his appointment, despite the Reds’ uninspiring 0-0 draw at Tottenham. Liverpool worked hard for a valuable point in a tough away fixture, but Klopp sees plenty of potential for the team to push on in the coming months. “I’m not sure how many […]
11 years ago

Former Leeds United striker scores the fastest goal in MLS history – in just 7 seconds!
Similar to a number of players in recent seasons, former Leeds, Bury and Brentford striker Mike Grella has turned an undistinguished career in England into an MLS success story. The 28-year-old, who also enjoyed a brief spell at Scunthorpe, is now plying his trade for the New York Red Bulls alongside Shaun and Bradley Wright-Phillips. And […]
11 years ago

Bastian Schweinsteiger thanks Man United fans and shares supporter’s video on Twitter…
Bastian Schweinsteiger appears to be enjoying himself at Manchester United. After 17 years at Bayern Munich, the 31-year-old has embraced a change of scenery and is clearly impressed with the support he’s received so far. Following United’s emphatic 3-0 win at Everton – with Schweinsteiger playing 74 minutes – the German tweeted his gratitude and […]
11 years ago