We need to have a quick chat about the Squatty Potty, if that’s alright
Basically, it helps you shit
8 years ago
Ciara Knight
Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.
Five deeply uncomfortable moments from last night’s Survival of the Fittest
David was stitched up by the face paint department
8 years ago
Winter Olympic curling but with Beatles instead of stones
Now there’s a sport worth watching
8 years ago
Ranking the best reactions to Fergie’s national anthem performance at the NBA All-Star game
Similar to Ashley Peacock with a piece of meat, she butchered it
8 years ago
Five uncomfortable moments from last night’s Survival of the Fittest
Everyone started arguing and Whitmore couldn’t mask her discomfort
8 years ago
8 foolproof excuses for when you’re not arsed going on a night out
Sometimes you make plans, then the day arrives and you simply CBA
8 years ago
Five gravely important moments from last night’s Survival of the Fittest
Lottie’s bandages are a dead giveaway that she’s been praying too much
8 years ago
An idiot’s guide to Olympic Curling
The centre target has unexpected powers that are WILD
8 years ago
Jeremy Corbyn wants to investigate whether there’s been “excessive profit-making” on Freddos
Finally, someone that’s prepared to tackle the real issues of this nation
8 years ago
Five uncomfortable moments from last night’s Survival of the Fittest
Tristan demonstrated his kissing technique and it was disturbing
8 years ago
QUIZ: Can you remember the exact names of these 90s toys?
Well, can you? Everyone knows that the 90s were a banging era for toys. Everything was on the cusp of becoming more technologically advanced, but hadn’t quite reached the dizzying heights of an iPod Nano just yet. Things like Rubik’s Cubes and Etch A Sketches were still floating around from the 90s, but we also […]
8 years ago
Five deeply uncomfortable moments from last night’s Survival of the Fittest
Heavens above, James’ loafers were left positively soiled after he ate an unruly burger
8 years ago
Help yourself to our Anti-Valentine’s Day cards for the unloved ones in your life
Spread the hate on this special day
8 years ago
Personality Quiz: Which Winter Olympic sport should you compete in?
Are you a luge legend or a bobsleigh bellend?
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Five deeply cringe moments from last night’s Survival of the Fittest
Lottie believes that the plural of rhino is rhinoceros
8 years ago
The Winter Olympics are more impressive if you add Dementors chasing the competitors
Pyeongchang has never seen such terror
8 years ago
Eight deeply cringe moments from last night’s Survival of the Fittest
One guy said “Oi oi, get your whisk out boys” when he saw a whisk
8 years ago
Goosebumps books, except they tackle the horrifying stress of being an adult
There is nothing more terrifying than an unexpected rent day
8 years ago
Ranking this year’s celebrity GBBO contestants based on their likelihood of winning
Martin Kemp’s performance will surely be gold
8 years ago
Quiz: Can you guess these cats’ names just by looking at them?
Catalie Imbruglia? Sepp Catter? Cattersea Power Station?
8 years ago
Hopeful on ‘My Millionaire Migrant Boss’ showed us what not to wear to a job interview
You’ll be my teddy bear? Fantastic! You’re hired
8 years ago
Remembering the single greatest TV advert of our time: The Ped Egg
There’s got to be a better way
8 years ago
This year’s Valentine’s Day Twitter predictions are in
The undisputed king of Twitter will surely deliver on this special day
8 years ago
The Super Bowl, but with Bishop Brennan instead of a football
Drink! Feck! Superb Owls!
8 years ago
Eight of the cringest moments from Justin Timberlake’s halftime Super Bowl performance
He was reading the lyrics off a teleprompter. The man is a fraud
8 years ago
Here’s what the Harry Potter cast would look like as Mii characters
Hermiione Granger
8 years ago
Five important things we learned from the penultimate episode of CBB 2018
Ann Widdecombe does not respect the art form of stripping
8 years ago
Personality Quiz: Which CBB finalist are you?
Please not Ann, please not Ann, please not Ann
8 years ago
Somebody on CBB doesn’t know how to start a PowerPoint presentation
…and other things we learned from last night’s show
8 years ago
Never suffer a 9-6 workday again thanks to our bunking off work excuse generator
I can’t come to work today. I am *insert excuse here*
8 years ago
Nine Best Picture nominees overlooked at this year’s Oscars
Dunkirk isn’t even a picture, it’s a MOVIE
8 years ago
Five deeply important things we learned from last night’s CBB
Shane from Boyzone collects potato peelers in his spare time
8 years ago
PERSONALITY TEST: Which Stranger Things character are you?
Which one are you?
8 years ago
21 things your Mum always says when you’re ill
“I’m not putting the heating on unless you’re paying for it”
8 years ago
Jaden Smith’s most inspiring tweets as motivational posters
He’s a modern-day Shakespeare
8 years ago
CBB’s Jonny legitimately believes that Andrew is an ‘Aerosmith engineer’
He’s an aerospace engineer, Jonny mate
8 years ago
How to nail your Royal Household Communications Assistant application form
Show them you’re serious with something like “I would die for the Royal family”
8 years ago
Shane J heroically plucked Amanda’s chin hair on last night’s CBB
Finally, his bucket list is complete
8 years ago
Excuse me, there is a water-skiing squirrel in Toronto and her name is Twiggy
She is both adorable and majestic
8 years ago
Which show should you binge-watch on Netflix this weekend?
Answer eight simple questions and your fate will be revealed
8 years ago
Five gravely important things we learned from last night’s CBB
Dapper Laughs was pantsed by a selection of tinnies
8 years ago
Exclusive interview with Alexis Sánchez’s dogs, Atom and Humber
They’ve got mixed feelings about the move to United and aren’t afraid to share them
8 years ago
Ann disrespected Rihanna on last night’s CBB and should therefore be evicted immediately
Nobody comes after Riri and lives to tell the tale
8 years ago
Notable characters in the Bayeux Tapestry that deserve recognition
The performative centaur is an absolute banter merchant
8 years ago
Andrew pulled a mooney and left skid marks behind on last night’s CBB
We have reached peak CBB and it is truly disturbing
8 years ago
What life would be like for Pinocchio if he was still around in 2018
Geppetto’s intentions with a wooden doll would surely get called into question
8 years ago
Absolute legend tweets ‘Snow joke out there’ in response to cold weather
This is a breaking news story
8 years ago
The housemates worshipped a glass of juice on last night’s Celebrity Big Brother
Very little happened, basically
8 years ago
We gave Oscar-tipped movies more accurate names because somebody had to
The Florida Project? I don’t think so, pal
8 years ago
Wayne Sleep carried more alcohol than is physically possible on last night’s CBB
TEN cans and a bottle of wine without assistance. Bravo.
8 years ago