"They don't think like I think, they don't hop like I hop," Conor McGregor... didn't say.
Footage of a grown man punching a kangaroo in the face in a bid to free his dog from its clutches has been everywhere this week. If (somehow) you've managed to miss it, here it is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw
Now though, there's a new version of the video - featuring UFC superstar Conor McGregor.
Unlike the Australian man who simply bops the kangaroo on the nose before fleeing the scene like a chazzwazzer in a malonga gilderchuck, the Notorious finishes Kangaroo Jack with the same slick combination he used to dispatch of Eddie Alvarez and win that big-boy belt at UFC 205 - what a coincidence.
Hats off to whoever created this.
https://twitter.com/rayrod747/status/807016800819023874
And remember - it's only pretend.
