Now hang on, we know what you're thinking.
This doesn't really amount to news. And while we completely understand this, the fact that Adam Lallana has finally parted with his Jesusy, Joe Alleny locks clearly means something to a lot of people.
Don't believe us? Ask Twitter. The Liverpool midfielder's name was soaring high on its trending tables on Friday afternoon, purely because he'd shown off his new do on his Instagram account.
And so here we are, writing a story about it. Hello, Pulitzer Prize.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfiY0qlADEo/?hl=en&taken-by=officiallallana
Lovely stuff, we're sure you'll agree.
Clearly, Liverpool fans - or at least the lot tweeting below - were very excited about it. Many of them linked his new look to a return to form after the an injury-plagued season so far for the England midfielder.
https://twitter.com/AnfieldNation/status/967014823660806144
https://twitter.com/asxlfc/status/966998366084390912
https://twitter.com/OxiIiary/status/967006167821058048
https://twitter.com/SimplyKingMo/status/967010933523574784
https://twitter.com/Fucking_Ben/status/967010360900358145
https://twitter.com/OxChxmberlain/status/967008017005686784
https://twitter.com/FirminoToSalah/status/967002625014198272
You get the gist.