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Published 18:24 10 Sept 2018 BST

"You want to boo? You're sitting up here drinking your beer and eating your popcorn. Get in there with Tyron Woodley."Then Woodley had another boring defence against Brazillian jiu-jitsu black belt Demian Maia at UFC 214. The UFC president was a little less forgiving of this performance despite the fact that the champion had a torn labrum for most of the bout.
“You ask fans if they want to see Woodley fight again, I think that’ll be a flat-out ‘no’. Who wants to pay to see Tyron Woodley fight again? “What did you think about watching the Woodley fight? Listen, when you break a record for the least punches ever thrown in a five-round title fight, and it was about 130 and these guys threw 60 or something like that, I think that sums it up.”
"Every time Tyron Woodley opens his mouth he shoots himself in the foot. He's a very unlikable guy to fight fans and Till is the exact opposite."So no wonder why White had a face like stirred porridge when Woodley was pounding the Liverpudlian into oblivion in the second round.
He stared at the ground.
He went back to staring at the car crash with a big sour puss.
Then he looked away again.
'Hello darkness my old friend' started playing in his head.
'Hey look, a distraction!'
Cue the 'stop it, he's already dead' Simpsons meme.
Then when it came to wrap the belt around the champion's waist, White looked like he was attending a funeral.
Did he enjoy that one?
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