Thanks Paddy
Prime minister Theresa May announced her
resignation today. On June 7, she will step down and pave the way for a different useless Tory to become PM, probably Boris Johnson. Lord have mercy.
While she will still work as Maidenhead's MP, the 62-year-old will now have a lot more spare time on her hands. Bookmakers Paddy Power have therefore listed her as a potential candidate to become Manchester United's Director of Football at odds of 500/1 - odds ten times shorter than Leicester winning the league at the start of the 2015/16 season.
One punter decided to chuck a fiver on May getting the job at Old Trafford because, well, I don't know. But it has paid off, as Paddy Power announced that they would pay him his winnings, apparently for just having the courage to bet on something so ridiculous.
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1131924283981291520
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1131926094645481473
And here's the proof. Although the screenshot reveals they placed £2.50 on it, not the fiver as tweeted by Paddy Power.
https://twitter.com/benkingsnorth/status/1131931248769851392
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