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JOE’s 5-Word News: Pornography, McMarriage, Mario, Sex, Lashes

Published 09:39 26 Mar 2015 GMT

Updated 09:46 26 Mar 2015 GMT

Ben Kenyon
JOE’s 5-Word News: Pornography, McMarriage, Mario, Sex, Lashes

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Pornography

China bans pornography, erotic animations and tales of wife-swapping from a social media app.

McMarriage

It was a Happy Meal ever after story for one couple who got hitched in their local McDonald's.

Mario

Supercar owners have recreated Mario Kart in their big flashy vehicles - and it's awesome. mario

Sex

If this really is a couple having sex on a moving motorbike in India then they deserve a medal.

Lashes

Islamic state banned people from watching Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo in El Clasico on Sunday.

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JOE's 5-Word News: Pornography, McMarriage, Mario, Sex, Lashes