23 utterly ridiculous things that could only happen in Liverpool

1. Ladies having a classy day out at the races

Photo: @davidhoyland

 

2. Signs actually written in the Scouse tongue

Photo: @elishiaahaydn

 

3. Street performers doing headstands in buckets

Photo: @adamleighton97

Apparently his name is Andy.  

4. Ladies going to the football with their rollers in

Photo: @elkenzo1980 

 

5. Dogs riding in prams while kids get shoved underneath

Photo: @Jimwrighty

 

6. Dick-shaped lollies discarded on the floors of busses

Photo: @_JamesLee

 

7. Local lads enjoying the great Liverpool outdoors

Photo: @claire30welch

 

8. Old ladies sitting in the kiddies' seat of shopping trolleys

Photo: @BlackleyHeather

 

9. Supermarkets stocking up with fake eyelashes before everything else

https://twitter.com/ClareAOB/status/408666926681194497  

10. Blokes fishing in city drains, whiling the hours away

Photo: @sophierandell

 

11. Range Rovers endorsing the local drinking house

Photo: @LaurasBakery

 

12. Benches warning you not to read The S*n here or anywhere else

Photo: @andrewgunningha

Not that ridiculous, tbh.  

13. Buskers using Guitar Hero to ply their trade

Photo: @SDavis_91

 

14. Ladies getting fed up with the queue and nipping into the gents

Photo: @wilkie_thomas

 

15. Grit boxes filled with something other than grit, apparently

Photo: @jameskerry28

 

16. Shops making one thing absolutely crystal clear

Photo: @emmarosecurran

 

17. Ridiculously high heels being abandoned after long nights out

Photo: @DanIndeed

 

18. People reviewing their Purple Aki experiences

Photo: @hardmanlfc

 

19. Child mannequins being made up in the local fashion

Photo: @3Dcupcake

 

20. Greengrocers who don't have a clue but know an opportunity when they see it

Photo: @UniRabbi

 

21. Nightclubs with dress codes - dress codes, would you believe!

Photo: @KierraLiew

 

22. Criminals going from the streets to the main stage

Photo: @fatubasticus

Seems inappropriate, but the public wants what the public wants.  

 23. And the best 'your mum' insults in the North West

Photo: @THEJAMes77

No smoke without fire.