When it comes to breaking the news that you're no longer interested in someone, Homer Simpson really had the right idea by saying "Dear Baby. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You".
But most people are probably a bit kinder than that.
We're not sure if the people below fall into that category, though. Some of these excuses feel like they belong in an episode of Seinfeld...
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‘Perfect on a sunny day’ Amazon has slashed the price of a ‘perfect’ garden addition just in time for summer. If you’re looking to spruce up your garden as the weather gets warmer, then this double-sized parasol is currently on sale for just £68. Rather than the usual round, single-canopy shape, this one features a […]
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‘The best on sensitive skin’ Shoppers are praising this hair trimmer that delivers the perfect shave – even in the most intimate areas. The body and intimate hair trimmer is from Gillette and it promises up to 0% nicks and cuts as well as being safe for sensitive skin and areas. The trimmer comes with […]