21 things you could only see in a Wetherspoons

1. Someone in a giant dick costume casually mingling with the rest of the punters

Photo: @avin_a_mair  

2. A guy enjoying the warm breeze on his dick that only a hand dryer can provide

https://twitter.com/bruceoflondon/status/269930928510480386  

3. A mulitpack of Wotsits discarded in the toilets

Photo: @Tim_Sellick  

4. Crucial updates on the calorie content of chips

Photo: @Piekos  

5. Your favourite superheroes relieving themselves

https://twitter.com/JoeyHayward1/status/789227440577085440  

6. An old fella wearing a gilet made of beer mats

Photo: @Flipflop82Ph Otherwise known as 'The Most Wetherspoons Thing Ever'.  

7. Sauces in the urinal

Photo: @pandy280884  

8. Shit in the urinal

https://twitter.com/Kiz___/status/699008150003912704 Guys, stop putting things that aren't urine in the urinal.  

9. It's the only place where Newcastle Brown Ale can be considered a world beer

 

10. 'Criminals' openly chatting about their 'crimes'

https://twitter.com/ellefrost/status/418875210809761792 Filing this one under 'Things That Definitely Happened'.  

11. Old boys having a shave in the toilets

https://twitter.com/DODZOfficial/status/456760993071124482 Gotta look sharp for the big CAMRA meeting.  

12. People who swapped fashion for comfort a long time ago

Photo: @Bob_TheBaldie  

13. In Wetherspoons you can see someone getting some big news and getting a round in to celebrate almost simultaneously

https://twitter.com/annascarr87/status/394200416550154240  

14. It's the only place where you run the risk of matching your shirt with the plates

Photo: @ellisedentonxx  

15. Nowhere else has banter levels running so dangerously high

Photo: @joewakefordcom  

16. Of course there's the obligatory dude in a lizard mask having a drink

Photo: @midnightinquire  

17. People openly coming in just to steal the sauce sachets

https://twitter.com/LeeWilson71/status/675400228321820674  

18. Ladies leaving important articles behind

https://twitter.com/oakham_sp00ner/status/776026735393529856  

19. The world's most depressing cream tea

Photo: @Ross_Poet  

20. Someone in a full dinosaur costume

Photo: @dinohireuk  

21. Aaand a Chuckle Brother having a spot of lunch

https://twitter.com/PaulChuckle2/status/712277566669897730 No one appreciates Curry Club more than Paul Chuckle. Feature: @pandy280884 / @ellisedentonxx