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A handy guide to the washing care labels on your clothes

Published 14:44 27 Feb 2018 GMT

Ciara Knight
A handy guide to the washing care labels on your clothes

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Washing clothes is difficult.

There's loads of confusing symbols on the labels that are deeply unnecessary. Surely it would take up far less space to simply write 'Do not tumble dry' on the label, rather than a series of hieroglyphics decipherable only by ancient Japanese wizards? Alas, we're left wondering and Googling what those dainty little symbols mean. Do they hold the mysteries to the universe? Is it a cry for help from the kids being paid £2 a week to make these clothes? Wonder no longer. I have decoded these mysterious symbols and will now share my findings. Simply print a copy of the explanations below and settle into your new life as a #woke clothes washer.
Pour yourself a drink because washing clothes is hard USE A FUCKING COASTER YOU ANIMAL You must only wash your juggling balls in batches of three This is how you make someone pee in their sleep

Freddos are available here NO Christmas crackers allowed Boob! Chopsticks do not work with soup   Oprah Somebody can't draw that 'S' thing from school A side fringe is the perfect accompaniment to a square face Do NOT eat Doritos in the dark Lower case italic A Toblerone Cher Lloyd does NOT play the triangle  

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