Gorillas, naked arses, crap kissing and a horse on a ladder, the Eurovision was batshit

We loved it!

Aside from blatant rip offs of Rag'n'Bone Man and David Guetta feat Sia, the Eurovision provided us with its usual mixture of tunes, pageantry and absolute insanity. While only one country can be the winner, there's a strong case to be made the we - the public - are the true winners from this night. After all, since when has the Eurovision ever been about music? Here's some of the more memorable and batshit crazy moments.

Planet Earth III

https://twitter.com/bbceurovision/status/863480895038246913 https://twitter.com/D_Kehoe/status/863503351496966144

A truly shit kiss that you wouldn't even see in your local nigthclub.

https://twitter.com/mathieuvonrohr/status/863508621405114368 https://twitter.com/HOESHIKO/status/863494665189941248

When you smash your performance after a long shift at the Night's Watch.

https://twitter.com/peachishwill/status/863485541773447168 https://twitter.com/misszing/status/863486388393660416

Getting to see most of 'Down Under'.

https://twitter.com/JOE_co_uk/status/863510014329311234 https://twitter.com/timelordbob1/status/863516871324303364

No time to explain, get on the ladder.

https://twitter.com/TechnicallyRon/status/863484393192648704 https://twitter.com/louistheroux/status/863493427786387456 https://twitter.com/bbceurovision/status/863483911615242240 We're already looking forward to next year's competition.