If there was meant to be an applause, God would have provided one Mike Pence is a deeply religious man. The vice-president of the United States is a staunch Republican and firm believer in the bible and as such strongly supports turning the other cheek, treating others how he would like to be treated, low […]

7 years ago

Let’s hope that will be the end of this entire fiasco Leeds United have been fined £200,000 by the EFL for their role in the spygate controversy which dominated English football at the start of the year. The Yorkshire club were found to have breached Regulation 3.4. which states that “in all matters and transactions relating […]

7 years ago

Well, that didn’t take long On Monday morning, seven MPs officially introduced the Labour-breakaway Independent Group to the world. Chuka Umunna, Luciana Berger, Chris Leslie, Angela Smith, Mike Gapes, Gavin Shuker and Ann Coffey were the parliamentary gang who announced that they had left the Labour Party, citing Jeremy Corbyn’s approach to Brexit, anti-Semitism and “hard-left” policies […]

7 years ago

Mondays, eh? You can’t live with them, you can’t live without them. But what if I told you there was a way to improve this day which comes at the start of every week? What if I told you that it could get easier? Well, it can. Because here at JOE we have a little […]

7 years ago

The Cardiff City striker has been missing since the plane he was a passenger in disappeared over the English Channel on January 21 Dorset Police confirmed on Thursday night that the body discovered inside the wreckage of the plane which went missing over the English Channel in January has been formally identified as that of […]

7 years ago

There is no love lost between Everton and Watford Ever since Everton made it clear that they wanted to secure the services of then Watford manager Marco Silva, the relationship between the two clubs has been sour at best. Silva impressed during his brief spell at Vicarage Road, before highly-publicised interest from Everton and Silva’s […]

7 years ago

The charge relates to an incident during a Sheffield United Women game against Tottenham Hotspur Ladies Sheffield United Woman forward Sophie Jones has been charged by the Football Association with the alleged racist abuse of Tottenham Hotspur Ladies player Renee Hector. The charge relates to an incident which took place during an FA Women’s Championship match between […]

7 years ago

This will likely be music to every renter’s ears The year is 2019 and unless you were born with a silver deposit in your mouth and/or are very, very successful, you either have or are currently renting a property. And if you’ve ever rented, you’ll know that it truly is a landlord’s world. Yes, some […]

7 years ago

There’s already been discussions with Leo Carl Frampton has confirmed that he has held discussions over a trilogy fight with Mexican boxer Leo Santa Cruz. Discussing his options for his next fight on the first episode of TKO, JOE’s new boxing hosted by Frampton and Chris Lloyd, the Northern Irish boxer revealed that contact has […]

7 years ago

Alisson Becker has been a revelation since joining Liverpool Most signings take at least a bit of time to acclimatise to their new surroundings. Whether it’s settling in on the pitch, with their teammates, or in their new hometown or city, there are a number of potential speed bumps waiting for players at new clubs. […]

7 years ago

Few things get football fans as excited as a new FIFA cover Over the years we’ve seen some players feature on the cover more than others, with Wayne Rooney appearing a whopping seven times throughout the 2000s at the peak of his powers. In that spirit, let’s see how well you remember the faces which […]

7 years ago

In partnership with Protein World What a month it has been When I discovered that I would be spending the month of January attempting to get into the shape of my life alongside a member of last year’s Love Island cast, I was a little trepidatious. As the title of this series suggests, I had […]

7 years ago

Barnes discussed the race row surrounding Neeson during an interview on Sky News Former England international John Barnes has defended Liam Neeson after he was accused of racism and compared to the Ku Klux Klan following a recent interview, saying the actor “deserves a medal” for opening up about his previously held beliefs. During the controversial interview […]

7 years ago

Life is good at Manchester United at the moment, but they have yet to reach the heights of the Ronaldo and Rooney era Just ten matches into the tenure of interim manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, it is difficult to think of a time since the retirement of Sir Alex Ferguson in 2013 that there has […]

7 years ago

The gap at the top of the Premier League has been cut to three points over the past week Before Liverpool faced Leicester City at Anfield on January 30, they knew that a win would take seven points ahead of Manchester City in the title race. They drew that game, but City’s loss away to […]

7 years ago

Come and get your fresh and steaming quiz soup It’s a Monday and I’ve been working in the kitchen all day. A sprig of goals, a pinch of controversy, a morsel of agent fees, a dash of love – all of this combining into the hot hot football quiz pie I’m preparing to shove down […]

7 years ago

It’s good to try new things when you have time on your hands between new jobs When deciding what to do next after losing your job can be an exciting prospect if you have the right mindset and the comfort and time afforded by millions of pounds in severance pay. Why allow yourself to get […]

7 years ago

The wreckage of the plane was discovered on the morning of February 3 The Air Accidents Investigation Branch confirmed on Monday morning that a body has been seen in the wreckage of the plane which disappeared while carrying Cardiff City footballer Emiliano Sala. Underwater footage of the wreckage shows a body inside the plane, according to […]

7 years ago

The footballer was arrested in Thailand after travelling to the country on his honeymoon, and has remained in custody there ever since The Australian refugee Hakeem al-Araibi was caught on camera pleading not to be sent back to Bahrain as he arrived a Thai court ahead of an extradition hearing in Bangkok. The 25-year-old arrived at Bangkok’s […]

7 years ago

The defender has missed 11 games since being injured in a 3-1 win over Burnley Liverpool confirmed on Monday that defender Joe Gomez is set to be on the sidelines for an extended period of time due to surgery he will undergo to aid recovery from a lower leg fracture sustained against Burnley on December […]

7 years ago

Donald Trump is an odd guy While the eternally unfunny Saturday Night Live likes to mock the US President for things such as typing words like “covfefe” and “hamberders” on his Twitter account, Trump’s worst quality appears to be his general sense of strangeness. Whether it’s the way he denies comments he has publicly made […]

7 years ago

Ince was widely ridiculed for his initial comments When Paul Ince told his fellow BT Sport pundits over the weekend that he – as well as a number of other former Manchester United players – could have done the job that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has at the club since becoming interim manager, there was an […]

7 years ago

Maybe not the words she would have chosen, but correct nonetheless Arsenal went into Sunday’s Premier League match away to title challengers Manchester City knowing that they would need to be at their very best defensively to get anything from the game. Given the level of attacking talent at the disposal of Pep Guardiola, Unai […]

7 years ago

England came into the game as underdogs, but emerged as genuine contenders for the Six Nations title On a day when all eyes were on the reigning champions, Eddie Jones’ England side blew away the tournament favourites in their own backyard; Ireland’s first defeat at home since losing to New Zealand in 2016. Not a […]

7 years ago

Goodbye to you, the grotesque prince who never asked to be born There are certain periods in life – in all walks of it – in which particular individuals come to represent something bigger than themselves. People like Neil Armstrong, Rosa Parks and Marie Curie are some of the first to spring to mind when […]

7 years ago

The midfielder is set to join Leeds United on loan Swansea City’s highly regarded young midfielder Daniel James is undergoing a medical at Leeds United after the two Championship clubs agreed a deal. The 21-year-old has been chased by the Elland Road club for a number of weeks, and was subject to a £5 million […]

7 years ago

It is one of the highly-anticipated dance festivals going, and 2019’s Creamfields looks set to be a banger Creamfields released the wave of acts for its 2019 line up on Thursday, with deadmau5, Adam Beyer  Cirez D, The Chemical Brothers headlining, as well as Swedish House Mafia who will performing in what is their sole […]

7 years ago

Human beings and tattoo fuck-ups are a well worn path Whether it’s getting the term ‘Tread softly’ spelled as ‘Thread softly’ by accident, or getting the face of a character from The Inbetweeners scrawled across your thigh, we are essentially all idiots. It’s not just us normies either that are susceptible to this level of […]

7 years ago

This didn’t seem so likely in the final days of Jose Mourinho Anthony Martial has extended his Manchester United contract until 2024, the club confirmed on Thursday. The Frenchman’s contract situation had been one causing a large degree of worry at Old Trafford in recent months, with his clear potential, good form and reported unhappiness […]

7 years ago

Arsenal are said to be renewing their interest in Christopher Nkunku With touted deals for Inter Milan’s Ivan Perisic and Dalian Yifang’s Yannick Carrasco looking increasingly unlikely due to the limited time left in the transfer window, Arsenal are said to be turning their attention to PSG youngster Christopher Nkunku. Unai Emery’s side, whose recruitment process […]

7 years ago

Crouch has joined the Clarets almost two decades after nearly signing a deal with the club Burnley have completed the signing of Peter Crouch from Stoke City, it has been confirmed. The former England international moves to Turf Moor until the end of the season as part of a deal which sees Sam Vokes join […]

7 years ago

The Old Trafford hierarchy will be pleased with the fee Fellaini has commanded When Jose Mourinho was sacked by Manchester United in December, it was hoped by supporters that one of the new manager’s first tasks at the club would be to scrub away the malaise the Portuguese coach had left behind. Few players represented […]

7 years ago

Barcelona Are Very Good At Football Example #3134352 Barcelona went into Wednesday night’s Copa del Rey quarter-final second leg against Sevilla trailing by two goals after a disastrous first leg at the Ramon Sanchez-Pizjuan Stadium. Ernesto Valverde’s side had been flat in that first leg and fans were rightly concerned about elimination. These concerns were legitimate […]

7 years ago

The move will earn Fellaini an eye-watering amount Marouane Fellaini has reportedly agreed a deal to leave Manchester United which will make him one of the highest-paid players in world football. The Belgian midfielder will join Chinese Super League club Shandong Luneng on a three-year deal which is said to be worth £18 million annually. […]

7 years ago

The Serie C disciplinary tribunal handed the AS Lucchese coach the ban after the incident on Sunday Giancarlo Favarin, the head coach of Serie C side AS Lucchese, has been handed a five-month ban from the sidelines after headbutting the assistant manager of rivals Alessandria, Gaetano Mancino. The headbutt took place in the final minutes […]

7 years ago

Manchester City’s loss is once again set to be the Bundesliga’s gain After the success of Jadon Sancho at Borussia Dortmund, every German side in existence has been casting a covetous eye at youth products from England’s top teams. Each of them appears to have caught on to the fact that these days young players […]

7 years ago

Once again, another person too young to have fought in World War II invoking the ‘Blitz spirit’ On Monday, the bosses of British food retailers Sainsbury’s, ASDA, M&S, Co-op, Waitrose, KFC, Pret, Lidl, McDonald’s, Costcutter and the British Retail Consortium signed an open letter to MPs, warning them of the dangers that a no-deal Brexit could […]

7 years ago

Coutinho’s dream move has not gone according to plan Barcelona forward Philippe Coutinho is reportedly set for crisis talks with the club’s manager Ernesto Valverde, to discuss the Brazilian’s lack of playing at the club this season. Coutinho joined Barcelona for a massive fee of £142 million in January 2018 and despite an impressive second […]

7 years ago

The Senegalese international was subject to a £21.5 million bid from the French giants Everton midfielder Idrissa Gueye has reportedly handed in a transfer request at the Merseyside club after the side rejected a £21.5 million bid from Ligue 1 side Paris Saint-Germain. Marco Silva’s team have insisted that the midfielder is not for sale, […]

7 years ago

The FaceTime glitch can also turn on video on an Apple device without the person’s knowledge A serious glitch has been found in Apple’s FaceTime application which allows callers to listen to the person they are calling, before they have even answered the call. The flaw, which was first reported by 9to5Mac, allows callers to […]

7 years ago

The UFC heavyweight champion reportedly failed the test taken shortly before UFC 232 Jon Jones has failed another drug test after testing positive for steroid metabolites during a test carried out prior to his victory over Alexander Gustafsson at UFC 232. According to MMAFighting, the sample was taken on the day of the weigh-ins prior to […]

7 years ago

Politicians are extremely gifted at failing up Whether it’s the close relationships they forge with those in power, or the fact that unlike the vast majority of the population they are just very, very lucky, politicians are rarely out of a job for too long. David Davis is a politician, somehow, who recently left his […]

7 years ago

The statement was made by Channel Islands Air Search on Wednesday The search for the plane which disappeared over the Channel Islands while carrying Cardiff City striker Emiliano Sala is now a recovery effort rather than a rescue operation, according to the Channel Islands Air Search. Sala, who became Cardiff’s record signing after agreeing a £15 […]

7 years ago

The striker had previously been involved in a fight with fellow striker Mitrovic Fulham striker Aboubakar Kamara has been arrested on suspicion of actual bodily harm after a fight with a member of club staff at their Motspur Park training ground. Police were called to the training ground on Monday evening to arrest the forward, […]

7 years ago

Pogba just wants to see the dog Paul Pogba is a man who enjoys having fun. This enjoyment of, well, enjoyment, was one of the things that inadvertently brought the French superstar to the attention of a Twitter user and FIFA esport commentator Nate Patrick’s parents recently. As laid out in a brilliant Twitter thread […]

7 years ago

The note was accompanied by a parking ticket on Pogba’s Rolls Royce Paul Pogba returned to the Rolls Royce he parked at a train station near Manchester on Monday to find a note asking him kindly to “Stop driving like a wanker”. The note, left on the car which had been parked overnight at the […]

7 years ago

The update was made by Guernsey Police shortly after the resumption of the search for the plane containing missing Cardiff City striker Emiliano Sala Guernsey Police have released their first update on the continued search for the missing plane on which Cardiff City striker Emiliano Sala was a passenger. Posting the update on social media […]

7 years ago

If you don’t love Danny Dyer, you’re probably in the minority From his performances in British gangster films, to his documentary series Danny Dyer’s Deadliest Men and his current starring role in Eastenders, the 41-year-old has slowly but surely become a much loved figure in British culture. On Tuesday night that popular appeal transformed into […]

7 years ago

Danny DeVito loves the Gunners It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia Star Danny DeVito is an international treasure. The septuagenarian actor has for a long time been loved by everyone who knows him and, whether it’s responding to fans online or issuing his support for progressive causes, seems like an all-around nice guy. DeVito is currently […]

7 years ago

The Italian coach said that he is hoping “for some positive news” Fulham manager Claudio Ranieri has hailed Cardiff City’s missing striker Emiliano Sala, describing the Argentine forward as a “wonderful character”. Sala, who was declared missing after the private aircraft he was a passenger in went missing over the Channel Islands on its way […]

7 years ago