“That’s not a dog, it’s a mammoth”

8 years ago

They’ve approved it. Wait, no, wait, have they? Hold on a second. Okay, yes, they have

8 years ago

Liverpool have had a frustrating season. On the one hand, it has been a campaign of immense excitement and promise, exemplified by their breathtaking attacking football and relentless pace. On the other, it has been a reminder of the team’s seemingly ever-present deficiencies. While it would be easy to lay the majority of the blame […]

8 years ago

With time, McTominay could be the midfield player Manchester United have been screaming out for

8 years ago

This insipid performance was like watching the current Arsenal culture condensed into 90 minutes

8 years ago

The greatest worst penalty in Premier League history

8 years ago

Dear game industry, please get it done

8 years ago

The United way. When Jose Mourinho joined Manchester United as manager, there was a select group of people saying that he was born to manage the club. He was, they said, the ideal man to pick up the pieces from the poor tenures of David Moyes and Louis van Gaal and return to the club […]

8 years ago

Their performance only highlighted how lacking they’ve been this season

8 years ago

He can’t have it both ways

8 years ago

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

8 years ago

Top marks for composure

8 years ago

The club have gone out of their way to help out the player

8 years ago

We were newbies coming into this season, so what have we learned?

8 years ago

Get ready for a brutally honest run down of your team’s transfer business

8 years ago

“Perhaps the deepest banner ever unfurled at a sporting event”

8 years ago

These are, without doubt, the best and worst football crests in the world

8 years ago

“We probably should have noticed something was weird”

8 years ago

Murphy claimed Liverpool need more creative players…. like Javier Mascherano

8 years ago

Is it worse than Robot Essien? We’re not quite sure yet

8 years ago

Get ready for the football equivalent of looking at your ex’s Instagram feed

8 years ago

This is the latest information on the Brazilian’s injury

8 years ago

No prizes for guessing who the Patriots are…

9 years ago

Which one are you?

9 years ago

Here are a few ways Moyes can be a success at West Ham

9 years ago

Premier League teams don’t have dog mascots. That needs to change immediately

9 years ago

This isn’t your usual fashion shoot

9 years ago

“As a result of his treacherous behaviour, he will no longer be invited to Neymar Appreciation Fridays”

9 years ago

The movement is gathering momentum

9 years ago

“He’s already proven it in his other debuts, so if our logic is correct he’ll end up being the best striker we’ve ever had”

9 years ago

Marco Asensio has learned an important lesson: don’t f@*k around in the bathroom before big matches

9 years ago

“I don’t see many other better keepers named Joe Hart, do you?” asked the England manager

9 years ago

“Sometimes they spit on their fingers before sticking them into our ears,” said the upset La Liga officials

9 years ago

“I cannot wait for the match,” said the highly disturbed man

9 years ago

“Why should a player need motivating to play for one of the biggest clubs in the world, in one of the best stadiums in the world?”

9 years ago

“If they keep this up we’ll have no choice but to kindly ask them stop,” said a UEFA source

9 years ago

A director at the club had some choice words for the former pornography mogul

9 years ago

The Italian club have given us the lowdown on the summer’s best transfer videos

9 years ago

Wenger expects Lemar’s signing to alleviate the pressure currently mounting upon him

9 years ago

“This is gonna be huge!” shrieked an excited Mr. DT today

9 years ago

The supporter said it felt amazing to get blanked by his heroes while standing so close to them

9 years ago

The Brazilian admitted that he can’t see his Barcelona career getting much better after his attempt to kick the ball into the air

9 years ago

The man is said to be assessing all of his options after spending weeks meticulously selecting his awful fantasy football side

9 years ago

A furious Jurgen Klopp banishes defender Alberto Moreno forever as an example to the rest of his defenders

9 years ago

The Brazilian revealed he’s as bewildered as anyone about the club’s decision to sign him

9 years ago

The Frenchman said he believes his side can keep driving supporters to the brink of despair until the end of the campaign

9 years ago

“How can we expect to be taken seriously when our players are celebrating every little thing that happens?” asked one angry fan

9 years ago

We’ve heard him say it numerous times, but these are the most memorable occasions

9 years ago

Yer da, pictured buying the entire inventory of B&Q to prove that Neymar is a waste of money

9 years ago

The Foxes ground staff left a secret message in the grass for the Football Association

9 years ago