John Stones is the new Man City scapegoat after error gifts Southampton goal

Carlo Ancelotti has opened the door on managing England in the future

Dimitri Payet can control chewing gum better than you can control a football

Hull City give fans no excuse for forgetting lyrics to chants

Mark Schwarzer takes a hammering for his choice of best Premier League keeper

Fans react to the news that Wayne Rooney could miss Chelsea v Man Utd

Carlos Bacca thanks God for helping him avoid West Ham move

Remembering the time Garth Crooks gave Mr Blobby football lessons

Arsène Wenger gives Arsenal fans good news on Aaron Ramsey’s fitness

David Price calls out Anthony Joshua as doubts emerge over Wladimir Klitschko bout

Has Luis Enrique’s Barcelona already surpassed Pep Guardiola’s legendary side?

Pep Guardiola explains why he benched Sergio Agüero for the biggest game of Man City’s season

Sam Allardyce ‘in frame for Sunderland return’ if takeover goes through

Brendan Rodgers stands by Kolo Touré after Gladbach nightmare

Former Chelsea man scores with the kind of shot you’d shout at your mate for even trying

Liverpool youngster’s backheel against Man Utd is more fun than Monday’s entire game

Roy Hodgson could be in for an obscene paycheck with Chinese club

Former Everton striker scores Champions League goal against club who own him

Championship club Barnsley put out their starting XI in crossword form

Gary Lineker despairs for country over attitudes towards refugees

Dwight Yorke says race *does* hold black ex-players back in their coaching careers

FA chairman quizzed by MPs on Allardyce payout and investigation

Nick Kyrgios issues statement after receiving a lengthy ban for ‘tanking’

Garth Crooks has picked four – count ’em, four – defenders in his team of the week

West Ham co-owner offers a video replay alternative after controversial red

Gary Neville stops notorious Twitter prankster in his tracks

The only Liverpool v Manchester United quiz you need today

Manchester United lead the football world on shirt sales

The best goal of the weekend came on a university gridiron pitch

Ross Wallace cheekily steals the secrets to Huddersfield Town’s success

Park Ji-Sung has started playing for a university football team in the midlands

Sky Sports ruin Christmas with choice of televised festive fixtures

QPR board ‘fully back’ Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink after Telegraph exposé

Damien Comolli is the last person in the world to share the ‘Ronaldo nearly joined Arsenal’ story

British fighter Jimi Manuwa breaks into UFC light heavyweight top 5 in new rankings

Roberto Mancini recalls the moment he knew he had to get rid of Mario Balotelli

How Jamie Carragher ‘cut a deal’ to avoid red card over infamous Nani foul

Nick Kyrgios seems to just give up on playing proper tennis mid-match

Breaking down Liverpool’s Apprentice-style team photo

David De Gea could have replaced Buffon at Juventus long before Manchester United move

Jack Grealish stars for England Under-21s and everyone’s just delighted for him

England XI: Wayne Rooney is one of two to make way for Slovenia clash

Michael Bisping isn’t the UK’s Conor McGregor, but he doesn’t need to be

Dimitri Payet adds his name to the pantheon of world class assists

Pavel Nedved’s big regret is never getting to play for Fergie’s Manchester United

Memphis Depay’s love for Paul ‘Bieber’ Pogba has been distracting him from football

Liverpool fans are pissed off as midfielder gets injured on international duty

Tyson Fury’s camp prepares for heavyweight champ to relinquish belts

Chris Weidman is adamant Michael Bisping should have lost his title at UFC 204

Paul Pogba scored a 30-yarder for France just because he can