Arsenal make an actual bid for a real-life striker…but it’s rejected

Mario Balotelli crashed a wedding on Merseyside over the weekend

Brock Lesnar’s WWE return date has been confirmed

Nick Kyrgios has the perfect response to complaint about his Pokemon Go obsession

Michael Page is “disappointed” with Cyborg Santos’ reaction to Pokemon celebration

Mark Hunt calls for UFC drugs cheats to be sued in foul-mouthed rant

Chael Sonnen refuses to rule out UFC return as ban ends

Burnley hand out life ban to fan after racial abuse in pre-season clash

Andrey Arshavin is back to his Arsenal best with wondergoal for Kazakh club

American fans are the only ones excited by Arsenal’s pre-season squad

These are all the Premier League players going to the Olympics

Pokemon Go has broken at least one App Store record

WWE has released a real Booty-Os cereal. No, seriously.

This reporter got caught playing Pokemon Go during an ISIS briefing

Burnley striker accuses his own fans of racism during friendly

Riyad Mahrez has scored an absolute stunner for Leicester in pre-season

Cristiano Ronaldo Airport will soon become a reality

Someone’s worked out how many XP you need to reach Pokemon Go’s last level

Fans are reading a hell of a lot into Riyad Mahrez starting a friendly

Watch this Juventus youngster score a stunning halfway line goal

This guy has created a custom iPhone case that makes Pokemon Go easier

Fans have a theory about the timing of Liverpool’s Wijnaldum announcement

Sam Allardyce “can’t stop smiling” in first message to England fans

Luke Shaw sends message to Demba Ba after double leg break

Police in Munich are looking for three shooters, spokesperson says

Munich police urge people not to share images of security operation

Your annual reminder that Sam Allardyce used to look like Harry Styles

It’s official – Sam Allardyce is the new England manager

RIP Marcos Rojo, destroyed by this Dortmund goal

Arsenal fans give tongue-in-cheek response to new signing

Rugby league team’s RNLI charity shirts are a sight to behold

Paul Pogba’s agent’s massive fees put into context with this simple stat

EA Sports announce new cover star for FIFA 17

Manchester United fans have spotted a Pogba shaped hole in the club’s squad number list

Ten arrested in connection with alleged Olympic terror plots

Liverpool have some hilarious hotel demands for next season

Joe Parker moves closer to Anthony Joshua bout with controversial KO

We applied to be the new Belgium manager, and we’re pretty confident we’ll get it

The 2016/17 fantasy football season is open, and here’s what’s new

Uproar as Jose Mourinho only picks nine Man Utd youth products for pre-season tour

Arsenal’s forgotten man goes back to his former club after six years and zero games

Andrea Pirlo still has faith in Mario Balotelli to make it at the top level

Michelle Obama gets her freak on as James Corden’s latest Carpool Karaoke guest

Manchester United drop huge hint that they’re not targeting first place

Steven Gerrard kept off MLS All Star roster by some brilliantly American names

Mamadou Sakho offers to sign fans’ shirts after changing squad number

Will Grigg ties Paul Pogba in vote for Europe’s best footballer

Manchester United fans aren’t impressed by Joe Allen link

Manchester United fans hit out after club’s ‘new signing’ isn’t Paul Pogba

Football community sends well-wishes to Demba Ba after horror injury