
Rio Ferdinand and his tuxedo steal the show on Champions League final night
Going that extra mile
10 years ago
Simon Lloyd

Rio Ferdinand and his tuxedo steal the show on Champions League final night
Going that extra mile
10 years ago

Hull City are back in the big time after this screamer from Mohamed Diame
Back at the first time of asking
10 years ago

This is exactly how Jose Mourinho’s time at Manchester United will go
So now we know. After a steady, six-month stream of reports, Jose Mourinho finally *is* the manager of Manchester United, taking the place of the recently-dismissed Louis van Gaal. Predicting what lies ahead for United and Mourinho is almost impossible, but nevertheless, we’ve dusted off our JOE crystal ball and had a look at what’s […]
10 years ago

This Real Madrid fan’s Champions League final haircut is truly horrendous
No words
10 years ago

The proof that Jose Mourinho is already hard at work as Manchester United boss
Jose Mario Dos Santos Mourinho Felix has a new job. You might have heard. With his appointment as Manchester United boss finally confirmed on Friday, the former Chelsea manager is clearly wasting no time as he prepares for the start of next season (it’s almost as if he’s been short of things to do for […]
10 years ago

Atletico Madrid fans’ invasion leads to a party in the streets of Milan ahead of Champions League final
Listen to the noise
10 years ago

Chelsea fans were convinced that Mourinho would never join Man United
What a difference a year makes, eh? Only last summer, Jose Mourinho – fresh from steering Chelsea to a league title – was inking a whopping £30m 4-year deal to stay at Chelsea. But a matter of months later, Mourinho was gone. With hopes of retaining their league title already up in smoke, he was […]
10 years ago

Jose Mourinho confirmed as Manchester United’s new manager
It’s official
10 years ago

Watch this baseball manager throw the mother of all tantrums after getting ejected
He loses his shit, basically
10 years ago

A ticket for this weekend’s Play-off final has reportedly sold for an eye-watering amount
A staggering amount
10 years ago

Barcelona’s new home shirt is a real blast from the past
Still no new sponsor
10 years ago

Manchester United legend’s TV show pulled by MUTV following his Louis van Gaal rant
Manchester United legend Paddy Crerand is a man that likes to speak his mind. The 77-year-old, who was part of United’s first European Cup winning side in 1968, proved this point on Saturday evening during a conversation on Radio 5Live. Crerand was appearing alongside BBC Sport editor Dan Roan following United’s 2-1 victory over Crystal […]
10 years ago

Liverpool fans rejoice as Anfield favourite Mario Balotelli prepares to return
Finally, Mario
10 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo is ‘hurt’ to see Manchester United lack an identity
“A club I carry in my heart.”
10 years ago

JOE talks to the man responsible for conning the Twitter masses with his fake football quotes
Have you fallen for any of these?
10 years ago

Bastian Schweinsteiger pays tribute to Louis van Gaal as he looks forward to Jose Mourinho era
Staying on side.
10 years ago

Arsenal’s Twitter account mocks impatient fans with Granit Xhaka announcement
Well played.
10 years ago

Rafa Benitez set to *stay* at Newcastle United with new deal imminent
Big if true.
10 years ago

Manchester City respond to fan’s request to sign Will Grigg
Rest easy Sergio, we don’t think Pep’s interested…
10 years ago

Kingsley Coman’s outfit as he turns up for France training is a sight to behold
Shameless Coman
10 years ago

Anthony Martial and Memphis Depay could be set for new squad numbers this summer
Is Memphis’ number up?
10 years ago

Jose Mourinho ‘agrees personal terms’ with Manchester United
Sick of hearing about Jose Mourinho to Manchester United yet? Yeah, us too. Unfortunately, we’ve still got a bit longer to wait before the former Chelsea boss inks his contract at Old Trafford – but reports indicate that a deal is very close. Very, very close. So close in fact, that it gave Sky Sports […]
10 years ago

Celtic striker joins terminally-ill Hibernian fan for Scottish Cup victory parade
Good on you, Leigh Griffiths. He might well be a Celtic player, but the 25-year-old remains a fan of Hibernian and was out to see the team parade the Scottish Cup following their historic win over Rangers on Saturday. https://youtu.be/tO-83GTsfYw Griffiths also joined a terminally-ill Hibs supporter – a man known only as Harry – for […]
10 years ago

Peter Crouch reacts as video of his incredible dance moves sweeps Twitter
This clarifies things…
10 years ago

Valencia goalkeeper explains why Gary Neville failed in his first venture into management
Just four months in the job…
10 years ago

Louis van Gaal releases heart-felt statement as he leaves Manchester United
Disappointed but proud
10 years ago

Manchester United confirm that Louis van Gaal has left the club
Confirmation
10 years ago

Raheem Sterling reveals the items he’d take with him to survive on a desert island
Rest easy Bear Grylls.
10 years ago

Eric Cantona compares Man United star Anthony Martial to the best striker of all time
High praise, Eric!
10 years ago

Aston Villa’s new owner is considering renaming Villa Park
After the season of football they’ve just been subjected to, Aston Villa supporters must have thought things couldn’t get much worse. If anything, the news earlier this week has been quite positive for those that hold Villa dear to their hearts. Unpopular owner Randy Lerner finally packed his bags, completing a deal to sell the club […]
10 years ago

Watch the moment a ‘drunk’ cricket spectator decided to strip live on TV
It’s just not cricket
10 years ago

Football fans warmly congratulate the universally popular Brendan Rodgers on his new job
A hero returns
10 years ago

Cristiano Ronaldo sent message to Neymar following Barcelona’s title success
For some reason, some football fans are *still* under the impression that Cristiano Ronaldo possesses something of an ego… … and that he’s not a team player… https://youtu.be/ZsKVf0Z48wA But if a recent story from Spain is to be believed, the Real Madrid star is anything but a sore loser. Having missed out on another La Liga title […]
10 years ago

New York City FC ask New York Red Bulls fans to switch allegiances and get a free shirt
When you think of the world’s great football rivalries, what springs to mind? Barcelona and Real Madrid? Manchester United and Liverpool? Maybe even Boca Juniors and River Plate? The chances are you probably *don’t* think of New York Red Bulls and New York City FC. But make no mistake about it, although it may be one […]
10 years ago

Jurgen Klopp is on the brink of another summer signing, report claims
Not even 24 hours on from a dismal second half showing in Basel and Jurgen Klopp is already crafting his Liverpool side for next season. A report in The Guardian claims that the club are close to signing Mainz 05 goalkeeper Loris Karius – a man who’s already got Liverpool supporters quite excited – in a […]
10 years ago

Manchester City’s new ‘leaked’ home shirt is one of the boldest in years
It’s light blue
10 years ago

English football is set for a major shake-up as plans for a new league are unveiled
English football will never be the same again. Well… until someone decides to mess around with it again in a decade or so. Anyway, The Football League have announced plans to introduce an extra division from the start of the 2019-2020 season, meaning there will be 100 professional teams in England instead of the existing 92. The […]
10 years ago

Sky report David Ginola has been taken to hospital but has NOT suffered a heart attack
‘Stable condition’
10 years ago

Welsh football fans are unhappy with this Cardiff sportswear store’s Euro 2016 blunder
‘Absolute joke’
10 years ago

Zlatan Ibrahimovic nicknamed new German team-mate ‘Adolf’
An unusual sense of humour
10 years ago

Jamie Carragher’s deleted tweet doesn’t make great reading for Alberto Moreno
Fall guy
10 years ago

Twitter is saturated in Coke related jokes as Sevilla crush Liverpool
Predictable
10 years ago

Liverpool lose to Sevilla after Alberto Moreno lets the Spaniards back in
It was all going so well. Leading from Daniel Sturridge’s sumptuous curling effort at the break, it seemed Liverpool were destined to leave Basel with the Europa League trophy. That was until Alberto Moreno stepped in. Despite carrying virtually no threat in the first half Sevilla were gifted the chance to equalise thanks to some […]
10 years ago

The camera angle that shows just how perfect Daniel Sturridge’s opener was
A big European final. The sort of occasion where a few nerves are understandable for both fans and players alike. Daniel Sturridge however, doesn’t seem too fazed by it all. When presented with a sight of goal (if you can call it a ‘sight of goal’) such as this one, many a striker would’ve been tempted […]
10 years ago

Liverpool fans belt out a spine-tingling version of You’ll Never Walk Alone
Technically speaking, it’s a ‘neutral’ ground for Liverpool tonight. Not that it feels that way. Tens of thousands of Reds have made the trip to Basel for tonight’s game against Sevilla, greatly outnumbering supporters of the Spanish club. Although tickets were distributed evenly amongst supporters of both clubs, the scenes before kick off revealed that […]
10 years ago

Watch as Sami Hyypiä is mobbed by Liverpool fans in Basel
It’s safe to say that Liverpool supporters have enjoyed their big day (so far at least). With their side taking on Sevilla in Basel, tens of thousands of supporters arrived in the Swiss city ahead of tonight’s final. As we’ve seen throughout the day, there are a good deal more Liverpool fans that have made the […]
10 years ago

Sevilla fans have a different way of preparing for the Europa League final
It’s not *just* Liverpool fans in Basel
10 years ago

If you need evidence that Liverpool fans have taken over Basel, look no further…
Given that the stadium (by European final standards) is the size of a garden shed, the majority of those Liverpool fans who have travelled to Basel for the Europa League will be fully aware they won’t be watching the game from within St Jakob-Park. But is this going to stop them enjoying themselves? Nope, definitely not. Tens of […]
10 years ago

Harry Kane is absolutely devastated that Arsenal finished above Spurs on the last day
“It hurts…”
10 years ago

Up to 31 athletes could be banned from Rio Olympic Games after Beijing retests
As many as 31 athletes from six different sports could be banned from competing in this summer’s Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro. Olympic chiefs made the announcement on Tuesday and comes after International Olympic Committee (IOC) retested 454 selected doping samples from the Beijing Olympic Games in 2008. The IOC takes decisive action to […]
10 years ago