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  • QUIZ: Find these Champions League final stadiums on a map

    QUIZ: Find these Champions League final stadiums on a map

    A Champions League special Those of you who’ve already stumbled across our Stadium Geography Quiz will quickly recognise that this is pretty much the same format, only bigger and never straying from the European continent… We give you pictures of 20 stadiums, all of which have played host to a European Cup final in the […]

    5 years ago

  • Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney to pay Wrexham staff lost furlough wages

    Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney to pay Wrexham staff lost furlough wages

    “These were sacrifices that were made by members of staff and players without any expectation of necessarily getting that money back.” Wrexham players and staff who missed out on their full wage while on furlough are to have any lost money paid back to them by the club’s new owners Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney. The […]

    5 years ago

  • Jurgen Klopp strongly denies rumours he needs a break after “tough time”

    Jurgen Klopp strongly denies rumours he needs a break after “tough time”

    “Did I get sacked or did I leave by myself?” Jurgen Klopp has dismissed social media rumours that he needs a break from football, insisting he is “full of energy” despite a challenging period professionally and personally. The Liverpool manager conceded the defence of his side’s Premier League title was over after their defeat to […]

    5 years ago

  • The 12 times L’Equipe have given a perfect 10 player rating

    The 12 times L’Equipe have given a perfect 10 player rating

    Only 11 players have earned a perfect rating from L’Equipe When it comes to player ratings, the folk over at L’Equipe are a famously tough crowd to please. The French publication have been giving players marks out of 10 for decades, yet have only deemed 12 performances worthy of full marks in all that time. […]

    5 years ago

  • Iranian footballer produces ridiculously long somersault throw

    Iranian footballer produces ridiculously long somersault throw

    This is enough to make Rory Delap look bad We all remember the guy who attempted this at the last World Cup, don’t we? Poor Milad Mohammadi, bless him, produced one of the more memorable moments of Russia 2018 when he attempted and failed spectacularly at a somersault throw-in for Iran in the dying seconds […]

    5 years ago

  • Newcastle respond on Twitter to word of Santiago Muñoz’s first start

    Newcastle respond on Twitter to word of Santiago Muñoz’s first start

    Good Twitter, this Newcastle United have confirmed they are keeping tabs on the progress of 18-year-old Mexican, Santiago Muñoz. Sort of. In reality, it’s probably highly unlikely the club are actually considering a move for the youngster – despite the tweet they sent on Monday morning. The teenager currently plies his trade for Santos Laguna, […]

    5 years ago

  • James McClean shares image of threats sent to him on Instagram

    James McClean shares image of threats sent to him on Instagram

    “The silence from everyone is deafening” James McClean has shared images of threats sent to him on Instagram, days after posting about his frustration at the discriminatory abuse he has received on social media. The Stoke City forward posted a screenshot of a string of direct messages he had received to his Instagram Stories. Amongst […]

    5 years ago

  • Calamitous Alisson error sees Liverpool collapse at Leicester

    Calamitous Alisson error sees Liverpool collapse at Leicester

    A disastrous afternoon for Liverpool Liverpool’s hopes of securing Champions League football next season – as if we’re writing that, by the way – were dealt another huge blow after a disastrous seven-minute saw Leicester send them crashing to yet another defeat on Saturday. Nearly a week on from their humbling at home to Manchester […]

    5 years ago

  • Jose Mourinho says Gareth Bale Instagram post was “contradiction of reality”

    Jose Mourinho says Gareth Bale Instagram post was “contradiction of reality”

    “I have to admit that his post created a need of being addressed” Tottenham boss Jose Mourinho has described an Instagram post by Gareth Bale which suggested he was fit enough to play in their midweek FA Cup tie with Everton was a “contradiction of reality”. Bale, who returned to Spurs on loan at the […]

    5 years ago

  • Man City U18s let Man Utd score after mix-up over throwing ball back after injury

    Man City U18s let Man Utd score after mix-up over throwing ball back after injury

    Probably the strangest thing you’ll see on a football field all weekend Manchester City’s U18 side allowed Manchester United a free run on goal to score on Saturday after a misunderstanding around giving their opponents possession back when the ball had been kicked out of play for an injury. United’s youngsters, leading 2-0 over their […]

    5 years ago

  • Masked burglars break into home of Everton boss, Carlo Ancelotti

    Masked burglars break into home of Everton boss, Carlo Ancelotti

    The intruders are said to have been disturbed by Ancelotti’s stepdaughter The home of Everton manager Carlo Ancelotti was broken into by masked burglars on Friday night, who later fled the scene with a safe. Police were called to the Blundellsands property in Crosby at 6.35pm after the intruders were reportedly disturbed by Ancelotti’s step […]

    5 years ago

  • Referees’ Association chair says FA must do more to protect officials

    Referees’ Association chair says FA must do more to protect officials

    “It’s only by luck that we haven’t had anyone killed yet… All the warning signs have been here now for some time.” The chairman of the Referees’ Association has called for more to be done by authorities and the Football Association to protect referees from abuse, admitting that he fears an official will be killed […]

    5 years ago

  • Dermot Gallagher reveals he disguised his Irish accent during career

    Dermot Gallagher reveals he disguised his Irish accent during career

    “When I first started on Sky TV, they were very conscious of the fact there were certain words I couldn’t pronounce. I had to watch the BBC news.” Former referee Dermot Gallagher has revealed how he has disguised his Irish accent throughout his career. The ex-Premier League official, who worked in the top flight up […]

    5 years ago

  • Football authorities demand Facebook and Twitter act on abuse in strongly worded letter

    Football authorities demand Facebook and Twitter act on abuse in strongly worded letter

    “Your inaction has created the belief in the minds of the anonymous perpetrators that they are beyond reach.” Leaders of English football’s most prominent organisations have joined forces in demanding that social media platforms take immediate action against online abuse. A letter addressed to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuckerberg, CEO and founder of […]

    5 years ago

  • Dallas Mavericks ordered by NBA to play national anthem before games

    Dallas Mavericks ordered by NBA to play national anthem before games

    “All teams will play the national anthem in keeping with longstanding league policy” Dallas Mavericks have been told by the NBA that they must play The Star-Spangled Banner before home games, having previously announced plans to scrap the playing of the national anthem prior to games. The franchise had not played the national anthem before […]

    5 years ago

  • ‘Landmark’ concussion sub only highlights new rules’ glaring flaw

    ‘Landmark’ concussion sub only highlights new rules’ glaring flaw

    “The new protocol has failed its very first test” As the teams emerged from Old Trafford’s tunnel after half-time on Tuesday night, a small piece of footballing history was made. West Ham’s Issa Diop had been treated on the pitch for the best part of two minutes after clashing heads with Manchester United’s Anthony Martial […]

    5 years ago

  • Antonio Conte involved in heated exchange with Juventus president

    Antonio Conte involved in heated exchange with Juventus president

    Conte endured a frustrating night back on his old stomping ground Inter Milan boss Antonio Conte was involved in a heated exchange with Juventus president Andrea Agnelli during Tuesday night’s Coppa Italia tie. Juve secured their passage to the final with a goalless draw in Turin, having won the first leg 2-1 in the San […]

    5 years ago

  • Former referee Mark Halsey details disgusting abuse and death threats he received

    Former referee Mark Halsey details disgusting abuse and death threats he received

    “Some of the threats that came my way, I know exactly what Mike Dean is going through…” Former Premier League referee Mark Halsey has revealed the disgusting abuse and death threats he and his family received during his time as a top flight official. Mike Dean, one of the country’s leading referees, requested time off […]

    5 years ago

  • Scientists say Pablo Escobar’s hippos must be culled as population surges

    Scientists say Pablo Escobar’s hippos must be culled as population surges

    Escobar illegally imported the hippos for his private zoo Scientists have warned that the offspring of hippos illegally imported to Colombia by notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar must be culled to avert a biodiversity disaster. Escobar established his own private zoo at his mansion as he built the world’s largest cocaine empire during the late […]

    5 years ago

  • PFA officially launches Asian Inclusion Mentoring Scheme

    PFA officially launches Asian Inclusion Mentoring Scheme

    “The narrative needs to change and this is a start…” The PFA have officially launched a new mentoring initiative which forms part of a five-year strategy aiming to increase the number of Asian players within professional football. The Asian Inclusion Mentoring Scheme (AIMS) has been piloted since the early weeks of last season and provides […]

    5 years ago

  • FootballJOE’s Stadiums on Maps Quiz – #2

    FootballJOE’s Stadiums on Maps Quiz – #2

    Week 2 Back for more, are we? Well, fortunately for you, we’re only just getting started with the FootballJOE Stadium Geography Quiz. Give it a couple of weeks, when we’ve burned through all of the easy, instantly recognisable stadium pictures, this thing will get ridiculously hard. It will, of course, be pretty tough now if […]

    5 years ago

  • Harry Redknapp makes surprise Bournemouth return to help Jonathan Woodgate

    Harry Redknapp makes surprise Bournemouth return to help Jonathan Woodgate

    Redknapp has returned to the club he once managed Harry Redknapp has confirmed he has returned to Bournemouth after being asked to help out at the Championship club by caretaker manager Jonathan Woodgate. Woodgate recently replaced Jason Tindall as manager on a temporary basis, with the Cherries sitting sixth in the second tier following their […]

    5 years ago

  • Tottenham ‘losing patience’ with Gareth Bale after underwhelming return to club

    Tottenham ‘losing patience’ with Gareth Bale after underwhelming return to club

    Bale’s application has been questioned So far, it’s fair to say Gareth Bale’s second stint as a Tottenham player hasn’t exactly gone to plan. The Welshman has struggled to make an impression since returning to north London in a loan deal from Real Madrid last year, remaining on the bench for the entirety of their […]

    5 years ago

  • Ajax goalkeeper Andre Onana gets one-year doping ban

    Ajax goalkeeper Andre Onana gets one-year doping ban

    Not the best of weeks for Ajax Andre Onana, the Ajax and Cameroon goalkeeper, has been handed a one-year doping ban for failing an out-of-competition drugs test. A statement from the Dutch club confirmed that they intended to appeal the suspension, which Uefa have imposed with immediate effect The disciplinary body of the European football […]

    5 years ago

  • Porto players in tears as Nanu left unconscious after sickening clash with goalkeeper

    Porto players in tears as Nanu left unconscious after sickening clash with goalkeeper

    The defender was treated on the field before being taken to hospital Porto players were seen in tears after defender Nanu was left unconscious following a collision with Belenenses goalkeeper Stanislav Kritsyuk during a Primeira League game  on Thursday night. The 26-year-old landed on his head after the collision, with players from both sides instantly […]

    5 years ago

  • Southampton to request Mike Dean and Lee Mason don’t referee future games after 9-0 loss

    Southampton to request Mike Dean and Lee Mason don’t referee future games after 9-0 loss

    Southampton are unhappy at decisions that have gone against them in their last two league games Following their 9-0 mauling by Manchester United on Tuesday night, Southampton are reportedly planning to submit a request that Mike Dean and Lee Mason are banned from officiating their games in the near future. Ralph Hasenhuttl’s injury-ravaged squad were […]

    5 years ago

  • FootballJOE’s Stadiums on Maps Quiz – #1

    FootballJOE’s Stadiums on Maps Quiz – #1

    Week 1 Hello and welcome to the very first edition of this, FootballJOE’s Stadium Geography Quiz. As the name suggests, it’s a test of your football stadium and geographical knowledge. Honestly, we know we tell you every single time we roll one of these quizzes out that it’s easy to understand, but this time it really […]

    5 years ago

  • Transfer Deadline Day: The deals you might have missed

    Transfer Deadline Day: The deals you might have missed

    Dry those eyes… The January transfer window is further away now than it ever will be. None of us may have known what an Ozan Kabak was a matter of hours ago, but the news that he – a promising 20-year-old Turkish defender, by the way – has joined Liverpool from Schalke was undoubtedly the […]

    5 years ago

  • Neymar hits back at Borussia Dortmund for taunting PSG after defeat

    Neymar hits back at Borussia Dortmund for taunting PSG after defeat

    Here we go again Never mind another largely underwhelming transfer deadline day. Let’s focus on the stuff that *really* matters, shall we? Like this: Neymar and Borussia Dortmund continuing the ridiculously petty fallout from that Champions League encounter, nearly one whole year ago. For those of you who don’t remember it – and let’s face […]

    5 years ago

  • Transfer Deadline Day: The deals you might have missed

    Transfer Deadline Day: The deals you might have missed

    Dry those eyes… The end is near for another incredibly underwhelming January-and-a-tiny-bit-of-February transfer window. None of us may have known what an Ozan Kabak was a matter of hours ago, but the news that he – a promising 20-year-old Turkish defender, by the way – is joining Liverpool from Schalke is undoubtedly the main headline […]

    5 years ago

  • Solskjaer reveals report admits two crucial mistakes in Man Utd’s Sheffield Utd defeat

    Solskjaer reveals report admits two crucial mistakes in Man Utd’s Sheffield Utd defeat

    Solskjaer believes the defeat to Sheffield United was a “big momentum changer” Manchester United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has revealed how match officials have acknowledged two crucial errors were made during his side’s Premier League defeat to Sheffield United last week which could have turned the result on its head. United had the chance to […]

    5 years ago

  • Reece James reveals vile racist social media abuse

    Reece James reveals vile racist social media abuse

    James shared images of the abuse on his Instagram page on Friday night Chelsea and England defender Reece James has revealed how he was targeted by disgusting racist abuse on social media. The 21-year-old shared a screenshot to his Instagram Stories on Friday night, showing a string of racially abusive messages sent to him via […]

    5 years ago

  • QUIZ: Name all 50 of these 2000s Champions League players – #4

    QUIZ: Name all 50 of these 2000s Champions League players – #4

    Roar Strand Of all the names to grace the Champions League in the 2000s, Roar Strand is probably our favourite. He may or may not feature in this, the fourth edition of the succinctly named ‘Name all 50 of these 2000s Champions League players’ quiz. If you’ve missed the earlier ones, fear not, they’re all […]

    5 years ago

  • Premier League admit offside mistake for Man City goal

    Premier League admit offside mistake for Man City goal

    More offside controversy involving Manchester City, less comments about officials getting juggling balls for Christmas Oh, here we go again. Another week, more offside controversy relating to a Manchester City goal. This time, there’s not even any talk of genuinely funny remarks made by a manager to the fourth official to lighten the mood a […]

    5 years ago

  • Zlatan Ibrahimovic tells teammates no racist words were used in Lukaku exchange

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic tells teammates no racist words were used in Lukaku exchange

    Reports in Italy claim Ibrahimovic apologised to teammates after Tuesday’s game, insisting he made no racist comments to Lukaku Zlatan Ibrahimovic has reportedly assured teammates he did not use any racist words during his heated exchange with Romelu Lukaku on Tuesday night. The pair went head-to-head shortly before the interval in the Coppa Italia game […]

    5 years ago

  • Furious Romelu Lukaku held back after clashing with Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Furious Romelu Lukaku held back after clashing with Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    The former Manchester United pair were involved in a heated argument Romelu Lukaku had to be held back after clashing with Zlatan Ibrahimovic during Tuesday’s Milan derby. The pair, who were both teammates for a brief while at Manchester United, were seen (and heard) in a heated exchange shortly before half-time in the Coppa Italia […]

    5 years ago

  • Jesse Lingard and Marcos Rojo could leave Man Utd over the next few days

    Jesse Lingard and Marcos Rojo could leave Man Utd over the next few days

    Both players have been on the periphery at Old Trafford for some time Manchester United attacker Jesse Lingard is reportedly inching towards a loan move to West Ham, with David Moyes’ side looking to make permanent the loan signing of Said Benrahma to free up space for the 28-year-old. Centre-back Marcos Rojo is also available […]

    5 years ago

  • Liverpool ‘made contact’ with Sokratis but a deal is unlikely

    Liverpool ‘made contact’ with Sokratis but a deal is unlikely

    Contact was made with Sokratis but he looks set for a return to his homeland And so here we are. Little over a week to go in the January transfer window and, despite it being patently obvious that Liverpool’s chances of success probably hinge on having an extra fully fit defender or two, Jurgen Klopp’s […]

    5 years ago

  • QUIZ: Identify which of these 50 players played with Cristiano Ronaldo

    QUIZ: Identify which of these 50 players played with Cristiano Ronaldo

    Can you get 50 out of 50? Very simple, this. We give you 50 players – some megastars; others Mark Noble – and ask you to work out if they have been teammates with Cristiano Ronaldo at any point in his career. To be clear on this, we’re looking for any player that has featured […]

    5 years ago

  • UFC fighter axed from Conor McGregor card after bizarre security breach

    UFC fighter axed from Conor McGregor card after bizarre security breach

    “He’s gone. He’s no longer a UFC fighter” Dana White has given details on the decision to expel Ottman Azaitar from the UFC 257 card in Abu Dhabi. The lightweight was scheduled to take on Matt Frevola ahead of Conor McGregor’s return to the octagon against Dustin Poirier on Sunday. However, it was announced on […]

    5 years ago

  • Rafa Benitez leaves job at Chinese Super League club Dalian Pro

    Rafa Benitez leaves job at Chinese Super League club Dalian Pro

    Benitez will not return to China Former Liverpool, Chelsea and Newcastle boss Rafa Benitez has left his position as manager of Chinese Super League Club, Dalian Pro. The 60-year-old joined the club 18 months ago after his departure from Newcastle and had another season remaining on his contract. However, with the new CSL season is due […]

    5 years ago

  • David Beckham says Phil Neville got Miami job on merit, not because they were friends

    David Beckham says Phil Neville got Miami job on merit, not because they were friends

    “We hire people that we feel are best suited for the job” David Beckham has insisted the decision to hire Phil Neville as manager of his Major League Soccer team had nothing to do with the pair’s friendship. Neville was officially announced as Inter Miami’s manager earlier this week, prompting some to suggest he had […]

    5 years ago

  • Doctors call for gap between Pfizer vaccine doses to be reduced

    Doctors call for gap between Pfizer vaccine doses to be reduced

    The British Medical Association say it is “difficult to justify” the 12-week gap between doses England’s chief medical officer Professor Chris Whitty is under pressure from senior doctors to reduce the gap between first and second doses of the Pfizer-BioNTech Covid-19 vaccine. The government recently decided to extend the maximum wait between each dose from […]

    5 years ago

  • Jordon Ibe reveals he is struggling with depression in heartfelt Instagram post

    Jordon Ibe reveals he is struggling with depression in heartfelt Instagram post

    ‘I will fix myself and this situation… Not only for my family, close friends or my daughter, but for me.’ Derby midfielder Jordon Ibe has revealed he is battling depression in a heartfelt post to his Instagram account. Ibe joined Derby on a free transfer last September after his contract with Bournemouth expired in the […]

    5 years ago

  • Police break up wedding party with 400 guests at school

    Police break up wedding party with 400 guests at school

    Officers found windows had been covered to prevent people seeing inside the building Police officers broke up a wedding party attended by 400 guests at a north London school on Thursday. Met police officers were called to Yesodey Hatorah Senior Girls’ School, in Stamford Hill after reports of a large gathering taking place. Arriving shortly […]

    5 years ago