Paolo Maldini’s professional tennis debut ends in defeat

Remembering Ryan Giggs’ Secrets and Skills: the greatest football video known to man

Man United given 3 reasons why they should stump up huge fee for Morata

Michael Eavis appears to have given Oasis one big, Glastonbury-sized reason to re-form

Liam Gallagher’s pissed-off reaction to a fog machine is a true Glastonbury 2017 highlight

Manchester United close to signing Nemanja Matic, report claims

The football careers of Love Island’s men have been brilliantly imagined in this thread of tweets

Fabinho asked which shirt number he’ll wear at Man United amid rumours of Old Trafford move

Top Gear team in trouble with police in Norway for smashing speed limit

QUIZ: Identify which football clubs these 14 badges belong to

Manchester United to take Javier Ribalta from Juventus

Excited Americans think tweet means Zlatan is LA bound… but NOT to the Galaxy

Celtic and Rangers fans won’t have to wait too long for the first Old Firm of 2017/18

Over 3 decades on from Mexico 86, some questions about the greatest photograph ever taken

The Daily Mail and Mail Online aren’t the same thing – and people are very, very confused

For the 3,478th time this year, Man United’s new home kit has been leaked

Watch: Heroic Ed Miliband attempts to sing death-metal live on the radio

Dennis Skinner heckles Black Rod with joke about Queen missing Royal Ascot

Manchester United fans stunned by report claiming Cristiano Ronaldo could STAY at Real Madrid

Arsenal fans appear to have solved the mystery of Özil and Sanchez’s omission from new kit picture

This Theresa May Fields of Wheat game is the naughtiest thing you will do today

Viewers praise Huw Edwards after BBC News technical fault leaves him sitting in silence live on air

Why *of course* you want to look at Mike from Love Island’s Football Manager stats

The Times is accused of ‘double standards’ following Tuesday’s front page

Real Madrid’s attempts to sign David De Gea appear to have ended (for now, at least)

Watch as Cameroon player quite literally tackles the shorts off his Chilean opponent

QUIZ: Name all the countries that have taken part in a Fifa World Cup

Fresh report casts further doubt on Cristiano Ronaldo’s Real Madrid future

Raheem Sterling to make donation to those affected by Grenfell Tower fire

Cristiano Ronaldo has told Real Madrid he wants to leave, claims report

Antonio Conte’s future at Chelsea in doubt, claims report

Take a minute to appreciate Southampton Football Club’s gift to humankind

Kylian Mbappe sends out clear sign he’s Arsenal-bound with brand new Aaron Ramsey-inspired hair

Liverpool’s transfer activity could pave the way for Adnan Januzaj’s move to Italy

Cladding used on Grenfell Tower ‘linked to other fires’

Why would you *not* want to watch Kevin De Bruyne taking a Rabona to the face?

Claudio Ranieri’s return to management delayed by bizarre French FA rule

L’Équipe joins France star in encouraging French fans to sing God Save The Queen ahead of England game

Jesse Lingard reveals the inspiration behind his choice of shirt number

Watch Ray Wilkins take aim at Man United for signing Victor Lindelöf over Michael Keane

FIFA 18 announce four more Ultimate Team Icons

Confused football fans react to the news that the League Cup draw is to be held in Bangkok

John Terry is close to joining Aston Villa, reports claim

Why Mourinho rates Herrera so highly – and how he defied Jose’s instructions to secure Europa glory

Aaron Ramsey simply couldn’t have picked a better place for this Panenka penalty…

The #WengerOut brigade already have a reason to be furious this summer

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s playing days at Manchester United might NOT be over after all

You’re Alexis Sanchez, and it’s about bloody time you decided your future

(The other) Ronaldo is *finally* set to be included on the new FIFA game

Noel Gallagher has been quietly donating money raised from Don’t Look Back In Anger sales to those affected by Manchester bombing