You already know exactly what Man United fans are saying about Martin Demichelis’ retirement

WATCH: An emotional Dirk Kuyt reacts to the moment Feyenoord ended their 18-year wait for league glory

Ezequiel Lavezzi apologises for posing for ‘racist’ photograph

Watch Dennis Bergkamp roll back the years to score stunner for Ajax old boys

Bastian Schweinsteiger earned more in 5 minutes for Man United than most of us do in a year

Man United fans fall for joke tweet about what Cristiano Ronaldo said to Fernando Torres

Sulley Muntari claims Fifa and Uefa ‘don’t care’ about racism after he was sent off for asking referee to call game off

Watch St James’ Park react as late Grealish goal hands Newcastle the Championship title

Former Arsenal defender Nelson Vivas’ furious reaction to getting sent off is really quite something

Canelo Alvarez confirms date for GGG bout after convincing victory over Chavez Jr

Watch as Jeff Stelling reacts to the heartbreaking late goal that sent his beloved Hartlepool down

Watch: Cristiano Ronaldo still felt the need to confront Martin Atkinson about his ‘offside’ goal

Here’s the official reason Atletico Madrid aren’t wearing their home kit tonight (and another theory, too)

Watch and admire Sky Sports News’ bizarre attempt to promote its morning show

WATCH: Spurs fans hurl abuse at Robbie from ArsenalFanTV after North London derby victory

Ander Herrera is blamed as Gylfi Sigurdsson scores late free-kick

This Man City fan was painfully late to realise Gabriel Jesus’ late goal had been disallowed

Sensational Marcus Rashford touch leaves Nicolas Otamendi for dead

Take a few seconds to appreciate the most blatant handball of the season…

Footage shows Arsenal and Manchester City fans fighting outside Wembley

Sergio Agüero will be wearing a special pair of customised boots for the Manchester derby

Zlatan Ibrahimovic posts a message of defiance for anyone thinking his career is over

Liverpool fans fume at ‘disgrace’ Mamadou Sakho after his celebration with Christian Benteke

Man United players mocked for shirt gesture to injured Ibrahimovic and Rojo

Gareth Southgate pays a moving tribute to Ugo Ehiogu

Watch Xabi Alonso bow out of Champions League football with stunning ovation at the Bernabeu

Jack Wilshere suffered hairline fracture to his left leg during defeat at Tottenham

Ander Herrera reveals what he was told by Jose Mourinho before the start of the season

Viewers go wild for ArsenalFan TV star’s special slow motion appearance on Monday Night Football

John Terry will leave Chelsea at the end of the season

Pretty much everyone makes the same joke as Vincent Janssen scores for Tottenham

Seriously, you NEED to see this hilarious footage of Tony Adams leading a training session

Everton statement confirms The Sun newspaper has been banned by the club

Andrea Pirlo’s description of this 50-yard David Villa screamer says everything about its quality

Far-right email claims responsibility for Dortmund attack, describing it as ‘final warning’

Ryan Giggs names two of his former teammates in his Premier League team of the season

Marc Bartra opens up on ‘longest 15 minutes of his life’ in Instagram post on Dortmund bus attack

Man ‘stung by scorpion’ on United Airlines flight

Man United fans should probably ignore reports of Bastian Schweinsteiger returning for an Old Trafford farewell

Borussia Dortmund captain reveals how discovery of nails on the team bus left players shaken further prior to kick off

We’ve ranked the 20 greatest football shirts of the 1990s… now go ahead and appreciate them

Dortmund and Monaco fans join together to sing You’ll Never Walk Alone

Borussia Dortmund star reveals what happened on team bus following the explosions

Regretful Juninho reveals why he didn’t move to Liverpool

Cristiano Ronaldo terrifies young mascot as she walks on to the pitch beside him

Furious Michael Essien’s reaction to having a ball blasted at him is straight from your primary school playground

Wilfred Ndidi points out the major flaw in those ‘agent’ quotes linking him to Man United

Roy Hodgson is back in football with Manchester City’s sister club

Screenwriter confirms the news everyone wanted to hear about Jurassic World 2

Antonio Conte passionately rubs his cheek a bit after allegedly being told about Spurs’ late comeback