Someone remixed the Windows 95 start-up sound and it’s a certified banger
When the beat drops…
10 years ago
Rich Cooper
21 times Karl Pilkington was the finest mind of his generation
“I reckon we’d get by okay if we had lobster hands.”
10 years ago
The Clueless Review, Premier League week 4: José Drives the Bus
“What is this, West Hamateur Hour?”
10 years ago
Closing Fabric won’t solve the UK’s drug problems, but legalisation could
Prohibition has failed. It’s time for a new conversation.
10 years ago
8 things men never talk about, but should
It’s time we talked.
10 years ago
The Clueless Review, Premier League week 3: Fergie Time Bandits
The least informed Premier League analysis you’ll read today. Or ever.
10 years ago
11 beloved teenage bands that completely went to shit
Age 15: Muse are the greatest band of all time. Age 25: The fuck is this garbage?
10 years ago
Can you pick the movie with the lowest IMDb rating?
Not all movies are born equal.
10 years ago
Prove you’ve got a strong vocabulary by getting 15/15 on this test
Vocabulary: the body of words used in a particular language. If you didn’t know that, you’re screwed.
10 years ago
See if you can remember any of these former Great British Bake Off contestants
On your marks, get set… ahh what was the hat guy’s name again?
10 years ago
This quiz will work out if you are actually Jesus
Are you the way, the truth, and the life?
10 years ago
The Clueless Review: Premier League week two
An ignorant man’s take on the beautiful game.
10 years ago
15 American sandwiches that make British sarnies look pathetic
Forget your meal deal, this is the real deal.
10 years ago
This test will swearily judge your social class based on your meal deal choices
What a bargain.
10 years ago
This test will tell you how embarrassing you were as a teenager
MUUUUUM.
10 years ago
The 13 must-see films for the rest of 2016
2016: A Star Wars Story.
10 years ago
This tasty quiz will test your knowledge of baked goods
Bake ’em away, toys.
10 years ago
The Clueless Review: Premier League week one
A man who knows nothing about football has a crack at explaining it.
10 years ago
Here’s everything Nigel Farage’s shit new moustache looks like
Hello, my name is Mr. Egaraf.
10 years ago
15 foods that should always be wrapped in bacon
Blessed be the bacon.
10 years ago
This quiz is impossible but will tell you how lucky you are
Don’t bother with your brain.
10 years ago
Every British driver should get at least 6/10 on this UK motorway quiz
This is the real driving test.
10 years ago
25 movies every man should see before he’s 25
How many have you seen?
10 years ago
Can you identify these cheeses just from a picture?
Can you name the cheese just by looking at it?
10 years ago
True music fans should get 100% on this The Beatles lyrics quiz
All you need is love. And a decent score.
10 years ago
17 things you only know if you really, really love Greggs
One sausage roll is not enough. One sausage roll is never enough.
10 years ago
True or False: These sports have just been added to the 2020 Tokyo Olympics
There are five new sports at Tokyo 2020, but which?
10 years ago
Take our ultimate manly man test
The ultimate test-osterone.
10 years ago
15 kids TV icons and what they’re up to now
Where are you, Neil Buchanan?
10 years ago
21 local news headlines that totally nail life in Britain
This just in…
10 years ago
15 insults the token ginger of the group has to endure
They wouldn’t let him join the jazz band. They said he had no soul.
10 years ago
13 fucked up things video games allowed us to do
The Sims wasn’t about life. The Sims was about death, and more death.
10 years ago
How much of a bastard are you out of 10?
You don’t want to be scoring highly on this one
10 years ago
11 reasons why No Man’s Sky is going to be the game of 2016
Finally, it’s actually happening.
10 years ago
15 things you’ve definitely said to your mates when drunk
Honestly, mate, I’m fine. *falls into table of drinks*
10 years ago
19 people who need to be banned from Tinder immediately
Swipe left, SWIPE LEFT.
10 years ago
Can you identify the brand just based on its colours?
Prove your brand loyalty by getting more than 80%.
10 years ago
21 toys that made being a kid almost bearable
The more you had, the more tolerable your childhood was.
10 years ago
Can you guess the Marvel movie from a single image?
Make us Marvel at your knowledge.
10 years ago
21 video game woes kids today will never understand
Breathe, goddamn it. Breathe! *blows furiously into cartridge*
10 years ago
21 classic pop punk songs you’re secretly still listening to
All killer, no filler.
10 years ago
11 Boris Johnson moments that prove he’ll be a shit-hot Foreign Secretary
Bo hard or Jo home.
10 years ago
The 12 unbreakable rules of the Full English breakfast
Respect the rule of law.
10 years ago
Everything you need to know about the new series of Robot Wars
Roboteers, stand by.
10 years ago
15 Rocket League plays you have to see to believe
Goals, saves, runs – all beyond belief and certainly beyond your ability.
10 years ago
How well do you really know the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy?
Are you a slice of fried gold or a helmet without a helmet?
10 years ago
18 songs you can never hear without thinking of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
Music to grind to.
10 years ago
22 things you can only know if you’ve lived in an all-male house
Just don’t be the first to fall asleep.
10 years ago
How many of these must-see movies have you actually seen?
Are you an Oscar winner or a box office flop?
10 years ago
25 of the most underrated quotes from The Simpsons
That’s it, I’m going to clown college!
10 years ago