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‘Monster’ Michael Gove sinks to new depths with truly sickening tweet

Liverpool fans are comparing Firmino’s ridiculous new look to Ross Geller

Danny Dyer’s Real Football Factories edited into 60 seconds is pwopa fackin nawty

Margot Robbie and Kate McKinnon rock out for SNL trailer

Mitrovic’s ‘sleeper hold’ celebration on Dwight Gayle after stoppage time winner is pure WWE

Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt wins High Court battle with junior doctors

Emotional Big Sam tells Sky cameras: “Entrapment has won”

Sam Allardyce has been urgently summoned to Wembley to be sacked

The definitive list of the greatest comic supervillains of all-time

15 times that football and David Brent combined to create Vine gold

Chelsea fans turn on ‘f**kboy’ Courtois and admit selling Cech was a huge mistake

Female viewers get very flustered over a Strictly contestant’s trouser ‘bulge’

Monica and Phoebe reunite for quick-fire Friends quiz

N’Golo Kante is mocked mercilessly as Chelsea slump to Arsenal defeat

Is Liverpool’s Loris Karius Schrödinger’s goalkeeper?

It looks like Jamie Vardy mouthed something very x-rated indeed to referee Mike Dean

Photo of angry young Tory standing next to beheaded Margaret Thatcher goes viral

Mary Berry tells Channel 4 to suck her churros as she quits Bake Off out of ‘loyalty’

‘Manc’ Michael Carrick joins long list of footballers who have adopted the local accent

Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Zac Efron, Chris Evans and others read out hilarious mean tweets

6 new roles for Wayne Rooney that make as much sense as holding midfielder

The Great British public have a new hero and his name is MONKMAN

Trump campaign resorts to using racist meme to scare people about Syrian refugees

The definitive list of the greatest comic superheroes of all-time

Alistair Brownlee saves brother Jonny from collapsing near finish line and helps him complete race

Fed up Guardiola replies with ‘What da fuck?’ when asked if Man City can win quadruple

Why won’t television pundits acknowledge Wayne Rooney’s poor form?

Manchester United fans aim fury at Wayne Rooney after Watford defeat

Take A Break readers discussing picking food off the floor and eating it is sensational

Explosion in New York injures at least 29 people as wired ‘second device’ is found

Arsenal fans angry about Paul Pogba following Xhaka wonder strike

Gift Of A Goal – The talented artists making football into art in the name of charity

Heartless sicko coaxes cat towards him before viciously booting it

Jennifer Lawrence being cast as Mulan causes race storm…even though it’s untrue

Pervy tweet of woman at checkout gets barrage of hilarious replies

Did you spot the mysterious Stadium of Light ghost on Monday Night Football?

People are already predicting that Manchester City will match Arsenal’s Invincibles

We need to talk about Kevin De Bruyne

Gay man deals with homophobia with amazing dignity and eloquence

Michelle Keegan makes embarrassing football gaffe on live television

Chelsea and Manchester United covet Antoine Griezmann and the fatal pursuit of happiness

BBC reporter confirms that he wasn’t run over by a truck during live broadcast

Behold! Georginio Wijnaldum’s amazing ball-appearing-from-nowhere magic trick!

We asked you who Conor McGregor looks like with his new specs and the suggestions are glorious

Chris Hemsworth is hilarious claiming he deserves an award for Home and Away rather than Tom Hiddleston

Michael Jackson fans convinced he’s still alive after spotting him in daughter’s selfie

Arsenal supporter shares footage of ‘fucking classless’ fans booing Wenger during charity game

Everyone’s taking the piss out of Ed Balls’ ridiculous dad-dancing on Strictly