Stars of the Matrix reunite after 18 years – and if anything they look even better now
Neo, Trinity and Morpheus look as slick as ever
9 years ago
Nooruddean Choudry
Behold this Arsenal fan bragging that they’d beat ‘sh*t’ Watford – and his reaction after they lost
This is priceless
9 years ago
How it feels to be a Muslim in the first week of the #MuslimBan
This is what it feels like
9 years ago
People have noticed something very embarrassing about Spurs’ new stadium adverts
Oh Spurs, never change
9 years ago
Liverpool fans admit to full-blown crisis and even begin to question Jurgen Klopp
The mood is not good.
9 years ago
Liverpool fans react to going behind to Wolves after 53 seconds
Oh FFS
9 years ago
Ewan McGregor and Danny Boyle discussing their rift shows how rubbish men are at making up
Good friends are hard to find. It’s such a pity when stubbornness means you lose one forever.
9 years ago
Legendary actor Sir John Hurt dies aged 77
RIP
9 years ago
Antoine Griezmann is genuinely playing Superman in the new Lego Batman Movie
Mais oui, it’s actually true…
9 years ago
Wayne Rooney is finally tweeting as himself again – and replying to smartarse fans like the old days
It’s great having him back
9 years ago
Why the ‘You lost, get over it’ argument is stupid and dangerous
Sore losers or the brave resistance?
9 years ago
Jurgen Klopp mocked for blaming the wind after League Cup semi-final disappointment
Liverpool were suffering from wind, apparently…
9 years ago
Some Liverpool fans are actually demanding for Klopp to be sacked
Listen to this Liverpool fan rant on the radio
9 years ago
Viewers gobsmacked by ‘shocking’ Sky News discussion about sexual abuse towards women
This has deeply offended a lot of people
10 years ago
Jurgen Klopp looks utterly bemused as he is presented with giant Ginsters pasty after Cup win
The look on his face is priceless
10 years ago
Steven Gerrard looks ready to end Neil Warnock with deadly look after he mocks poverty in Liverpool
If looks could kill
10 years ago
Why Pep Guardiola taking Manchester City to watch La La Land was a mistake
(Man) City of Stars
10 years ago
Luis Suarez has finally had enough of Neymar’s non-stop selfies
We know exactly how Suarez feels…
10 years ago
New Zealander asks who the celebrity in his selfie is, and the replies are brilliant
Best game of Guess Who? ever…
10 years ago
Liverpool could face points deduction or expulsion from Cup due to Matip situation
Liverpool FC are seeking legal advice.
10 years ago
Listen to UKIP leader Paul Nuttall make embarrassing gaffe whilst praising Donald Trump
That word doesn’t mean what he thinks it means
10 years ago
Everyone is left stunned after Andy Carroll scores a scissor-kick volley Pele would be proud of
We’re sorry but…HOLY SH*TTING HELL!
10 years ago
Watch Lionel Messi send FIVE defenders the wrong way with a sublime turn
This is how you break ten ankles at once. Genius by Messi…
10 years ago
West Ham so worried of fan trouble they have security guarding a picture of Dimitri Payet
Are things really that bad at West Ham?
10 years ago
Karen Brady criticised for needlessly mean comments about Harry Kane becoming a father
What’s her problem?
10 years ago
EastEnders faces criticism for scenes ‘inappropriate for children’ prior to watershed
Are they going too far for a ‘family show’?
10 years ago
Thomas Müller avoids questions from the press by using his passport as a phone
We can’t decide whether this is madness or genius
10 years ago
A lot of people think jokes about Trump and golden showers are ‘kink-shaming’ and offensive
Some people are offended by the jokes
10 years ago
‘Psychotic’ Tesco pizza advert is scaring the living sh*t out of everyone
What the hell possessed them to go with this?
10 years ago
Everyone’s loving Dion Dublin’s painfully late reaction on BT Sport
It seems you *do* lose it eventually after all…
10 years ago
Poor Phil Neville is mocked for using a word he doesn’t seem to understand
Oh Philip mate…
10 years ago
Report claims Donald Trump allegedly ordered ‘golden shower’ on Obama hotel bed
The jokes have been flowing
10 years ago
Paul Merson just outdid himself with a breathtakingly stupid comment about Thierry Henry
Is he actually for real?
10 years ago
Everyone is loving how perfectly Morrisons dealt with a doughnut sex complaint
This is superb! Well done Morrisons
10 years ago
Everyone’s dying inside for Emma Stone after this incredibly cringeworthy ‘kiss’ with director
We want to look away but can’t. Poor Emma…
10 years ago
Tyson Fury tries to prove fitness with fence jump but it goes horribly wrong
FFS Tyson/Gorga…
10 years ago
People are freaked out by creepy meaning behind ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’ joke
We had no idea
10 years ago
Manchester United fans are starting to believe they could actually win the league
Stranger things have happened…
10 years ago
This p*ssed off polar bear mascot repeatedly falling over on ice is the best thing ever
Can’t. Stop. Watching.
10 years ago
Watch Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds in poignant new documentary to air this weekend
This never-seen-before footage is very moving
10 years ago
Everyone is getting this surprisingly difficult dog puzzle very wrong
The vast majority of people can’t work this one out – can you?
10 years ago
Arsenal fans convinced Alexis Sanchez is leaving after furious post-match reaction
He was absolutely raging
10 years ago
Celebrity Big Brother faced with ‘racism’ accusations on opening night
The treatment of housemate Stacy has been criticised.
10 years ago
Scarlett Moffatt shows she’s more than a match for Honey G when it comes to rapping
MC Moffatt laying down some bars
10 years ago
Manchester United’s new adidas kit looks more like cricket whites than football wear
Wrong Old Trafford…
10 years ago
Boro supporter finds rude joke hilarious…about two years after everyone else
He only just realised, bless him
10 years ago
Everyone’s loving the moment Mike Dean broke out into a trance classic during Monday’s game
Expect to see Mike Dean larging it in Ibiza when he hangs up his whistle
10 years ago
