Watch the most epic (and frightening) game of rock-paper-scissors you will ever see

First Dates produces the most cringeworthy comedy highlight of 2016 thanks to Lee from Leigh

McDonald’s may want to redesign their accidentally obscene Christmas cups

Everyone’s talking about Honey G’s cringingly awkward live malfunction on X Factor

‘The Fate of The Furious’ trailer for Fast 8 is finally out and it’s amazing

Classy Lionel Messi praised for outstanding sportsmanship against Osasuna

Watford’s Behrami vomits on pitch during Everton game and just carries on

Heurelho Gomes thrusting his groin into Watford trainer’s face is an unnerving sight

Everyone’s making the same joke about Everton’s game with Watford

Everyone seems to have fallen in love with Geordie Santa

Watch Donald Trump complain about being named Person of the Year

Ad blaming meat-eating mums for the size of their kids’ penises hasn’t gone down well

Viewers unhappy with ‘bitter’ Gogglebox reactions to Scarlett winning I’m A Celeb

We asked you where to go (and avoid) on a night out in Newcastle

Goodfellas is returning to cinemas in January and has a brand new trailer

Arsenal fans plan special dog-based banner for Sanchez to ward off interest from Chelsea

Liverpool ‘pull out’ of race to sign Virgil van Dijk as Manchester United rumours grow

Jose Mourinho’s first four months at Old Trafford have delivered little but promise much

Helpful suggestions for rebranding racism after the ‘Alt-right’ were rumbled

Nigel Farage on course to be named Time’s Person of the Year 2016

Rival fans rage as Delle Ali is awarded a penalty for this ‘challenge’ against Swansea

Kevin De Bruyne’s abysmal open goal miss that cost Man City three points

Gary Cahill’s ‘kung-fu’ own goal against Man City is a sight to behold

They’re making a Britney Spears movie and it looks shockingly abysmal

Tonight’s Graham Norton Show features A-List stars of movies, music…and food

Oldham Council announce winning name for new gritter and not everyone’s happy

Many people are disgusted at the Daily Mail for focusing on Chapecoense co-pilot’s looks

Mkhitaryan opens up about ‘disastrous’ time under Jurgen Klopp at Dortmund

Public fury at train fare price increase despite sub-standard service

Man United prove they are football’s good guys with kind gesture to American fan

Fantastic Beasts’ Newt Scamander actually featured in a Harry Potter movie

Eagle-eyed viewers spot Sharon Osbourne’s instructions about the act she’s sending home

Mel Gibson looks like a cross between Roy Keane and Saddam Hussein at Ireland game

Steffen Freund claims Liverpool’s Loris Karius is not a ‘top level’ goalkeeper

Howard Webb does his best Bane impression during Burnley vs Man City

Mourinho thinks the only reason no-one is praising ‘Magic’ Lingard is because they hate him

One GENIUS suggestion for Oldham Council’s new gritter melts the competition away

The bravery of footballers coming forward about sexual abuse can’t be overstated

Incredibly offensive skirt removed from sale after online complaints

Oldham Council instantly regret asking the public to name their new gritter

Incredibly dangerous Heinz Baked Beans advert banned, saving thousands of lives

Turkish restaurant shows true Christmas spirit with wonderful gesture for homeless and elderly

Former Spurs and Liverpool midfielder reveals he was sexually abused by coach

The BBC’s bumper Christmas schedule is full of festive delights

Some viewers felt Peter Kay’s joke on Strictly was homophobic

The ridiculous ‘Man United to sign world-class player because of Adidas’ rumour is back

Zayn Malik and Niall Horan take part in historic handshake that saves 2016

If you’re angry about what’s happening in the world right now, stay angry

Paul Pogba does his best Conor McGregor impression – but it comes out more Ian Brown

Gary Lineker provides eloquent retort to Sun suggestion he doesn’t compose his own tweets