WATCH: Jose Mourinho confirms he will be PLAYING in today’s Grenfell charity game
Marcus Mumford: “How much are you worth?” Mourinho: “I don’t accept if it is not £1 more than Neymar.”
9 years ago
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The full extent of the mess at Barcelona laid bare by Spanish football expert Sid Lowe
Liverpool and Real Madrid fans might want to make a cup of tea and enjoy this. A club is disarray – and Messi could leave for free.
9 years ago
Liverpool fans may be fed up of Coutinho but this skill for Brazil will have them licking their lips
He’s still a magician and still a Liverpool player. Salah, Mane and Firmino will destroy teams with Coutinho behind them.
9 years ago
Did Agent Paul Pogba convince Thomas Lemar to turn down Arsenal and wait for Man United?
Arsenal fans won’t be happy about this
9 years ago
WATCH: Everton’s Farhad Moshiri calls up Sky Sports News and fans are convinced it’s an imposter
Judge for yourself – a lot of viewers are calling bullsh*t!
9 years ago
WATCH: Lyon president shares video comparing PSG boss to a masturbating kangaroo
This won’t go down well in Qatar.
9 years ago
WATCH: Arsenal fans jump on poor Phil Neville after another embarrassing mistake
Poor Phil…
9 years ago
Liverpool ready to smash their own transfer record for the second time in a few hours
Get ready for another major announcement.
9 years ago
Man City make sensational offer for Alexis Sanchez – including Raheem Sterling
Wow. Just…wow.
9 years ago
Liverpool confirm Naby Keita signing in club record deal
What a signing
9 years ago
Sergio Aguero could be in serious trouble as Bournemouth steward claims he was assaulted
The steward alleges that he was hit.
9 years ago
THWACK! Bournemouth’s Charlie Daniels scores ‘greatest ever’ Premier League goal vs Man City
What the f**k did we just see?
9 years ago
Fresh hope that Manchester United will sign Monaco’s Thomas Lemar in next few days
Arsenal fans look away now
9 years ago
WATCH: There’s a very good reason why Taylor Swift’s new song sounds a bit ‘Right Said Fred’
Did you notice the similarity?
9 years ago
People think there’s something very suspicious about Man United’s cup draw
Did you notice this?
9 years ago
Defender/rapper slammed by Liverpool fans…for praising Jordan Henderson
This didn’t go down well amongst Scousers
9 years ago
Where, when and how to watch today’s Champions League draw
If you want to watch it live, you may have to finish work early – or stay a bit later.
9 years ago
Barcelona find new and unusual ways of pissing off Liverpool this summer
They really are taking the piss.
9 years ago
With days of the transfer window to go, Man United AGAIN linked with perennial target
Death, taxis, and this guy
9 years ago
Man thrown out of Liverpool newsagent for trying to haggle down the price of a Kinder Egg
Police warn that the individual is believed to be delusional.
9 years ago
WATCH: A fresh-faced (and very funny) Pete Doherty queuing up for an Oasis album 20 years ago today
“Sum up Oasis in one word” “Trousers.”
9 years ago
People are actually criticising Neymar for his wonder goal for PSG
He honestly can’t win
9 years ago
Jose Mourinho reveals tactical plan he had – and may still have – for Ivan Perisic at Manchester United
Anthony Martial fans needn’t worry – this makes far more sense.
9 years ago
Fans everywhere are furious at Jurgen Klopp for the same reason
FFS Jurgen. This is out of order.
9 years ago
“Most stupid thing in my whole fucking career” – ex Liverpool player loses his shit in epic rant
Holy crap! This is sensational
9 years ago
Liverpool fans react to news that Sadio Mane is reportedly out with injury
FFS. Not another injury.
9 years ago
Liverpool fans excited by rumours that Bundesliga defender is heading to England
Who needs Virgil van Dijk?
9 years ago
WATCH: Sergio Ramos displays world-class levels of pettiness in treating Lionel Messi ‘like a dog’
Next level shithousery by the master
9 years ago
Noel Gallagher to headline special gig to reopen Manchester Arena – tickets go on sale on Thursday
Tickets go on sale tomorrow morning at 9am
9 years ago
COMMENT: The perils of Liverpool losing Coutinho to Barca could far outweigh the mammoth fee they’d receive
The Coutinho question will say a lot about Liverpool’s ambitions and standing
9 years ago
Spare a thought for poor Arsenal supporters on today of all days.
It doesn’t matter who you support, this is heartbreaking.
9 years ago
Philippe Coutinho agrees deal to join Barcelona
Farewell Philippe?
9 years ago
Arsenal fans react with sadness to reports that Oxlade-Chamberlain is going to Chelsea
Chelsea bound
9 years ago
Roy Keane, Ronaldo and 5 seconds that sum up the Irish force of nature
Roy Keane in 5 seconds
9 years ago
Ivan Perisic set to play vital role in new-look Manchester United attack
This is why Perisic is a vital signing
9 years ago
Female journalist gives her opinion on Lukaku and Morata and faces horrible sexist abuse
This is a disgrace – even if you think she’s wrong.
9 years ago
Bayern Munich just blew everyone else away with *THE* best player announcement of the summer
Actual genius
9 years ago
Gary Neville admits he is not Romelu Lukaku’s biggest fan
Gary Neville certainly isn’t pulling any punches here
9 years ago
WATCH: Paul Pogba’s reaction to Lukaku telling him he’s joining Man United is magic
Brilliant!
9 years ago
OFFICIAL: Manchester United confirm Lukaku signing
Old Trafford bound
9 years ago
WATCH: John Terry singing soul classic ‘Stand By Me’ is surprisingly rather good
‘Cowell, Cowell, sign him up…’
9 years ago
Liverpool release £20 version of 2017/18 home kit with different design
It’s still very smart, but obviously different
9 years ago
If you look carefully, there’s something remarkable about AC Milan new signing’s anatomy
That can’t be real…can it?
9 years ago
David Silva has gone full Pep by shaving his famous mullet and fans are devastated
WHY DAVID WHY?
9 years ago
Everyone is taking the piss out of Pep Guardiola’s weird new look
What the hell is he thinking? Shave it all off!
9 years ago
Vladimir Putin’s press secretary looks so much like David Moyes that it’s blowing our minds
He looks more like David Moyes than David Moyes. It’s uncanny.
9 years ago
Manchester United’s transfer window explained via the medium of ’90s pop
Buy! Buy! Buy!
9 years ago
Manchester United fans unhappy that Ronaldo nonsense is putting Morata deal at risk
That could ruin Manchester United’s summer plans
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