Naked Attraction is now streaming on Netflix A former Naked Attraction contestant has revealed that he went on the show to combat “spiteful girls” who were threatening to leak his nude photos. Southend-On-Sea resident Rob Ross, 31, claims women began threatening to leak private images of him following the end of their relationship. To combat […]

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Have you got a strange rash or an extra limb? Well, get in touch and be a TV star! E4 is officially reviving the hit series Embarrassing Bodies and they are on the hunt for people to star in new episodes alongside a panel of new medical professionals. Produced by Maverick Television, the show will […]

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‘I’m getting to the age where I can’t afford to sit still anymore’ John Goodman stunned the red carpet on Monday with his incredible 90kg weight loss, stating that he wants to “live life better.” The Big Lebowski star attended the Freak Brothers premiere in LA clad in jeans, an orange jumper and a blazer. […]

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Kyle Wade Clinkscales disappeared on January 27, 1976 The discovery of remains in a car belonging to a student who went missing 45 years ago has sparked new hope in the investigation. Kyle Wade Clinkscales disappeared on January 27 1976, after leaving LaGrange, Georgia, to return to Auburn University in the nearby state of Alabama. […]

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Who’s bringing the gammon? Oh, wait… Amid the continuing Downing Street Christmas party scandal, a satirical Facebook event named ‘Christmas Rave’ hosted at No. 10 has received 200k RSVP’s. The spoof party was set up in response to the news of numerous Downing Street parties last Christmas while the rest of us were unable to […]

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‘My copy is going to the charity shop’ Piers Morgan’s book sold just 5,650 copies in a year in the US despite the controversial TV personality’s hordes of passionate followers that seem to hang onto his every sentiment. A report from the New York Times has shown that Morgan’s book only sold 5,650 copies in […]

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It has not yet been revealed whether privately-owned companies will also follow suit in the UAE The United Arab Emirates is changing the schedules of all federal employees so that they only work four and a half days a week. In a bid to “boost productivity and improve work-life balance,” the UAE is completely reshuffling […]

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‘This was a tremendous victory for our side’ The man who claims he invented Bitcoin, one of the largest cryptocurrency’s, has won his legal fight worth tens of billions of dollars. Australian computer scientist Craig Wright has been wrapped up in a huge legal battle against the family of his dead business partner David Kleiman. […]

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Indonesia is no stranger to a volcanic eruption The eruption of a major volcano on the Indonesian island of Java left the sky blackened by ash and citizens running from their homes. A now-viral TikTok shows an almost unearthly sky filled with ash as the clouds head towards a nearby town. Located in an area […]

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Storm Barra has arrived in the UK with a vengeance, blanketing much of the UK with yellow weather warnings Washing into the UK from the Atlantic ocean, Storm Barra’s indomitable presence has created tornado warnings and a possibility of snow. Dubbed as a “weather bomb”, Storm Barra has arrived in the UK with a vengeance, […]

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Take our bankcards – we want giraffes! You can now book a UK-based safari where you can experience a taste of Africa and eat your breakfast surrounded by giraffes. Shows like Wild at Heart made the world fall in love with the idea of an African safari, with animals like elephants, lions and zebra appearing […]

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2021 was the year of TikTok – and the platform’s only getting bigger While 2021 has been nothing if not chaotic, the one constant in our lives has been the endless abyss of social media. While many worked from home or were isolated for weeks on end, TikTok has been both our saviour and our […]

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The current world population is 7.9 billion The world’s population will begin to fall for the first time ever in the next century, with the peak expected to be 9.7 billion. You’d need only to stand in a Starbucks line to realise how crowded the world is. With 7.9 billion of us scurrying around on […]

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Users will be able to activate the machine with the press of a button… A ‘suicide capsule’ machine has finally been approved for use in Switzerland, making it easier for people to die after an extensive psychological test. Former doctor Philip Nitschke, the founder of the pro-euthanasia group Exit International, recently got approval for his […]

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Was the shark also part of the gang? A tiger shark in a Sydney aquarium threw up a human arm, sparking a murder investigation and marking the case as one for the history books. At Sydney’s Coogee Aquarium in 1935, a captured tiger sharking measuring 13ft began vomiting up some unusual stuff. First came a […]

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Fingers crossed she finds a parking spot for her super yacht In the biggest tiny violin moment of the year, Australia’s richest woman has opened up about the lack of space for her super yacht. At a “glitzy luncheon aimed at planning for the 2032 Brisbane Olympic Games”, Gina Rinehart moaned about the lack of […]

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‘The advances we have made, and the knowledge we have gained, must not be lost’ One of the creators of the Oxford-AstraZeneca vaccine has warned that future pandemics could be more lethal than covid. At the 44th Richard Dimbleby lecture, Professor Dame Sarah Gilbert called for more funding to be funnelled into pandemic preparations for […]

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Machine Gun Kelly just launched his own nail polish brand for introverts Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox have chained themselves together by their nails – which is probably the most mundane thing they have ever done when it comes to their relationship. The couple attended the launch party of Kelly’s new nail polish brand […]

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Pot kettle? Amidst reports of cocaine use in parliament, the government is to take passports and driving licences off “illegal drug-users.” As part of a broader crackdown on crime that no doubt loosely links to ‘levelling up’ the country, the government is to release a 10-year plan that has been pegged as an “all out […]

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It turns out there is snow this Christmas – but only in parliament Evidence of cocaine has been discovered near the offices of Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Home Secretary Priti Patel amidst a parliament sweep for narcotics. The speaker of the house – aka the guy that yells ‘order’ a lot, in case you […]

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‘He’s also using peer pressure and humiliation to stop people from being individuals’ Comedian Jimmy Carr has slapped down anti-vaxxers in the audience of his recent stand-up special, which has caused the internet’s tin-foil hats to make U-turns on previous comments about cancel culture. In Carr’s new Netflix special His Dark Material, the 8 Out […]

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The film is about aliens, but that doesn’t automatically make Covid an alien creation Conspiracy theorists have lost it after discovering that Omicron is both the name of a Covid variant and a 1963 film about aliens. The revelation has prompted people to suggest “we are heading for hell”. Given Omicron may yet cancel Christmas and […]

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You get a lesbian sex robot; you get a lesbian sex robot, everyone gets lesbian sex robots! The world’s first lesbian sex robots are due to release soon as sexbots are starting to be programmed for the LGBTQ+ community. American toy and robotics company RealDoll is entering the rainbow-clad LGBTQ+ market with their newest additions […]

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‘Madeleine’s got a high forehead and she’s got a wide forehead, that’s clear for me to see’ A woman who considers herself a “super recogniser” has created what she thinks is the most accurate image ever of Madeleine McCann at the age she would be now. Simone Malik has a self-declared “gift” for recognising people’s […]

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Simon Thomas has called for kindness Amazon Prime’s Simon Thomas has apologised for calling Edouard Mendy’ Benjamin Mendy’ live on air during the build-up to Manchester United vs Arsenal. During the lead up to Manchester United vs Arsenal on Thursday night, sports pundit Simon Thomas praised Aaron Ramsdale by comparing him to Edouard Mendy. However, […]

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Molly-Moo will be warm and happy this Christmas After being abandoned on the freezing streets of Birmingham just before Christmas last year, an elderly dog has found a new home where she is loved and cared for. The German Shepherd-Mastiff-cross, named Molly-Moo, was ten-years-old when she was found wandering in Harborne on December 20. West […]

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‘To all the naysayers and doom-mongers, the London Resort is going ahead, as planned’ Despite delays and local opposition, the boss of ‘UK’s Disneyland’ has confirmed the park will go ahead next year. The £2.5billion build was first announced in 2012, with the initial open date planned 2019. However, due to Covid, disagreements with locals, […]

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The patient “slipped and fell” on the artillery shell Doctors have a lot on their plate. Between their usual rounds, the looming threat Covid and keeping up to date with medical advancements, they also have to deal with a concerning amount of people getting random rubbish stuck up their bum. A bomb squad was called […]

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“We find evidence of a substantial and ongoing increase in the risk of reinfection” Reports suggest that Omicron has a “substantial” ability to evade natural immunity developed by a previous Covid infection. Findings from the world’s first real-world study of the variant’s effects suggest that Omicron could cause a new wave of infection. Researchers at […]

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Someone buy us a Cyberquad Tesla has just launched a $1,900 (£1,427) high-tech four-wheel ATV for kids – just in time for Christmas. Would you buy one? The announcement comes two years after Tesla unveiled its full-size Cyberquad ATV to match its Cybertruck – which we understand sounds a little like sci-fi jargon… Out riding […]

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If confirmed as Omicron, the cases would constitute the biggest outbreak of the variant in the world Up to 60 people could have been infected with the Omicron coronavirus variant after going to a work Christmas Party in Norway. Staff at renewable energy company Scatec attended a Christmas party in Oslo on November 26 – […]

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‘If I haven’t seen it myself I can’t be 100% sure’, says Flintoff Freddie Flintoff is hoping Jeff Bezos will fly him to space so he can stick it to the ‘flat Earthers’ once and for all. The 43-year-old former cricketer is looking for proof – despite thinking the Earth is in fact a sphere. […]

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Machine Gun Kelly gets candid… again! Machine Gun Kelly has revealed that he once stabbed himself in front of Megan Fox to look cool – and it’s only a matter of time before the internet dubs it the most romantic gesture ever. Rapper-slash-pop-punk artist Machine Gun Kelly, real name Colson Baker, has a habit of […]

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We’re not crying; you’re crying! National treasure David Attenborough has admitted that while he doesn’t fear death, he does hope he dies quickly without “becoming helpless and gaga”. In an interview with CBS‘s Anderson Cooper, Attenborough got candid about the inevitability of death. “What are you most fearful of at this moment?” Cooper, 54, asked. […]

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‘I was terrified and I felt gross. I felt ashamed’ Prince Andrew allegedly “flew with sex slave” who was “frozen with fear” on Jeffrey Epstein’s private plane, a courtroom was told. Ghislaine Maxwell is currently standing trial on sex trafficking charges related to her former partner Jeffrey Epstein. On December 1, the first accuser, who […]

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‘She was a really bright burning light’ Actress Jonshel Alexander has died at the age of 22 after a fatal shooting in New Orleans, Louisiana, on Saturday November 27. Alexander was a child actor who played a supporting role in the 2012 Oscar-nominated flick, Beasts of the Southern Wild. The actress was shot while inside […]

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‘He is in an unfamiliar country and doesn’t speak much English. He has only recently arrived in Deptford and won’t know his way around’ An 11-year-old boy whose English is very limited has gone missing after he went to play football in a nearby park yesterday (December 1). Mohammed Khan was last seen in Deptford, […]

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Now imagine stepping on marbles as you journey to the toilet at 3am If you want to kick your Christmas up a gear, then you’ll be pleased to know that you can now rent the Home Alone house via AirBnB. Home Alone was a staple of our childhoods and still continues to be a Christmas […]

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Could sperm save the planet? Scientists in China have begun creating bio-degradable plastic from natural resources and it’s likely you either have this resource, or know someone who does. Scientists at Tianjin University have discovered that plastic can actually be made from sperm – but don’t fear, lads in lab coats aren’t going to start […]

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At least we can blame our bad decisions on coding Elon Musk clearly has a lot of time on his hands because he has now given ‘proof’ that we are all living in an elaborate simulation. Citing the 1970s video game Pong and so-called ‘proof’, Musk argues that our technological advancements are proof in itself […]

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Someone call Bruce Willis While we were all panicking over the state of Christmas thanks to covid, NASA has warned of an incoming asteroid the size of the Eiffel Tower. The astronomical piece of space rock is around 1,082 foot and should skim past us on December 11. The asteroid, named 4660 Nereus, concerns space […]

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Jacob Rees-Mogg continues to deny any wrongdoing The sleaze watchdog Jacob Rees-Mogg wanted to abolish a few weeks ago has Uno-reversed the MP and is now investigating him. Rees-Mogg is currently under investigation following an allegation that he did not register employment or earnings information appropriately. The news broke via the watchdog’s website, where it […]

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This will certainly pay for Christmas You can now get paid £1,000 to sit and watch Christmas films while eating snacks – if you ask us, it’s kind of the perfect job. In this professional film testing role, in conjunction with BuzzBingo, you can watch some Crimbo favourites and get paid to do it. Successful […]

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The social lives of unvaccinated people could plummet A bride in Australia is considering putting all of her anti-vax relatives and friends on one table at her wedding, separating them from the vaccinated. The bride-to-be, known only as Heidi, spoke to presenters on radio show Kyle and Jackie-O on KIIS 106.5 to get some advice […]

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Gross? Or perhaps genius! In a bizarre turn of events, Terry’s has partnered with Heinz, yes, the bean people, to launch a chocolate orange-flavoured mayonnaise in time for Christmas. The creation, really only comparable to the potions kids make in the back garden, will launch under the name Chocolate Orange Mayo. View this post […]

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‘I thought it was an interesting and eye-catching way to raise awareness for something quite serious’ A Dublin resident has raised nearly €2,000 for Movember by running routes that look strangely familiar – we just can’t remember where we have seen them before. Shane Moore from Marino, Dublin had the ingenious idea to “run a […]

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The worst affected demographics are those below the age of 40 and the unvaccinated Though little is known about the Omicron variant, South African officials believe the symptoms could be milder than other covid variants. Dr Angelique Coetzee was one of the first doctors in the world to witness the effect of Omicron on the […]

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‘I wanted mum to feel like she was my priority’ Naughty Boy’s niece has revealed that the DJ signed up to appear in I’m a Celeb in a bid to raise awareness about dementia after caring for his mother who suffers from the condition. Taking care of his 67-year-old mother Zahida, Naughty Boy took a […]

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‘Reveal human faces on the jackets, human teeth on the shoes, and human blood oozing from the bags’ Animal rights pressure group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has launched a rather striking campaign that shows ‘human leather’. In a bid to call out the shops that sell real leather products, PETA has […]

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‘No animal or plant known to science replicates in this way’ Scientists have created robots that can reproduce independently – and frankly, we have just one question: Oh God, why? The creators behind our soon-to-be robotic overlords, Dr Douglas Blackiston and Dr Sam Kriegman, clearly haven’t watched The Terminator, I, Robot – or literally any […]

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