The note begins with ‘Don’t panic’! A bouncer has been skewered for a note they left someone they took home after a heavy night of drinking. Though possibly well-intentioned, the note is being criticised on Reddit for its over-elaborate showmanship, font, and overall ‘you’re not leaving here’ vibes. The note, which resembles a menu or […]

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Rogan gets Covid, then fights it off with a chemical cocktail Joe Rogan has been hyper-critical of the Covid vaccine, but in a not-so-shocking turn of events, he’s now caught the virus. The podcaster and internet personality announced his diagnosis via an Instagram video on Wednesday and told his followers he had used a mix […]

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The Taliban now has a bigger aerial armoury than a third of Nato members The Taliban has seized aerial military equipment worth tens of millions of pounds, including US-bought helicopters and attack planes, and now have a bigger aerial armoury than a third of Nato members. And finally… a U.S. UH-60 Black Hawk flies with […]

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Will Smith has picked the next him Will Smith has revealed the actor who will play the same role he made famous for the reboot of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air. While on a video call together, Smith surprised up-and-coming actor Jabari Banks and gave him the good news. “It is an absolute pleasure to […]

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Brexit strikes again, but this time at a Brexiteer Brexit has struck again, this time at the very lifeblood of British culture – Weatherspoons. The restaurant and pub franchise is the latest business to see a loss of stock due to the combination of Brexit supply chain issues and the pandemic. Nando’s, KFC, Subway, and […]

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From Hollywood Hunk to the wholesome king, we should all believe in Brendan Fraser superiority There are some celebrities that one would assume have had a Hollywood Walk of Fame star for some time, with Brendan Fraser being one of them. However, despite having one in Canada, Fraser’s name is still missing from Hollywood’s iconic […]

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Another country considers a flexible working scheme The four-day working week might become a reality in Scotland, with the SNP pledging £10 million to help companies trial the initiative. Research for the think tank Institute for Public Policy Research (IPPR) Scotland found that 80 per cent of people believed that cutting their number of days […]

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adidas are raking it in thanks to Ronaldo Manchester United re-signing of Cristiano Ronaldo on a two-year deal  has led many to speculate that shirt sales alone would cover the £12.85m expenditure. However, experts have come forward to say that this isn’t the case at all. “The fee’s already been agreed between the manufacturer and […]

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There are suggestions that it could be a baby Police in Virginia are hunting a woman who dumped a bloodied backpack, believed to contain human remains, in a store dumpster. Chesterfield County Police were called to the shop at around 1.50pm on Monday to reports of an unidentified woman throwing the suspicious bag into a […]

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But what happens when the pub needs new punters? People wearing sportswear, tracksuits, hoodies, and even bum bags will not be allowed into a pub in Hereford as the owner tries to stamp out unruly behaviour. The Orange Tree, on King Street, said it would also be banning people under the age of 21 on […]

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The Chase was a dawdle for this contestant The Chase’s audience were left astounded on Tuesday as a 20-year-old contestant made history with an incredible £75,000 solo win. According to Bradley Walsh, the show’s host for over a decade, contestant Eden achieved the biggest win ever on a daytime TV show by a solo player. […]

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Gove has traded politics for film cameos Michael Gove’s Aberdeen dance video has now been edited into the cult-classic Trainspotting. Trainspotting, starring Ewan McGregor, was released in 1996 and followed McGregor’s character Mark Renton’s journey through addiction, sex, and rehabilitation. https://twitter.com/MattHighton/status/1432073998070845446 The Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster was seen in Bohemia nightclub over the […]

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Lieutenant Eric Fields is actually a police officer – though he could definitely make some money on the side as The Rock’s body double Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson has responded to an image of a police officer who could easily be mistaken for the Hollywood superstar. Lieutenant Eric Fields of Alabama’s Morgan County Sheriff’s department […]

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Tomás ‘Tomii 11’ Blanche was best known for his Minecraft videos and life updates Chilean YouTuber Tomás ‘Tomii 11′ Blanch has passed away from a brain tumour, his family has confirmed. Best known for his Minecraft videos and life updates, Tomás had amassed over eight million subscribers. In April, Tomás posted a video saying it […]

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William Moldt went missing in November 1997 after leaving a Florida nightclub A man whose disappearance has remained a mystery for more than two decades has finally been solved – with the help of Google Maps. William Moldt went missing on November 8, 1997 after leaving a nightclub in Lantana, Florida. He was said to […]

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Carmel Sepuloni enters the embarrassing interview hall of fame Carmel Sepuloni, a New Zealand cabinet minister, has become the latest instalment in a long line of embarrassing video call moments. Sepuloni was on a live interview with Radio Samoa when her son swanned in holding a deformed carrot he found amongst the shopping. “That moment […]

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Sex season for spiders approaches Love Island may have ended, but another sex-crazed species is set to invade UK homes as their mating season begins. With the first brown leaf falling, British spiders tend to travel indoors to stretch their eight legs in search of a mate. Female spiders are known to stay in one […]

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Storey has the chance to claim the overall title on Thursday Sarah Storey has become Great Britain’s joint most successful paralympian after winning her 16th gold medal in the C5 time trial at Tokyo. This has been the eighth Paralympic Games for the 43-year-old, with her latest win making her tied for the record alongside […]

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“I don’t care how complex it is” As the Taliban marked their victory in Afghanistan with a symbolic walk across Kabul airport’s runway, TV presenter Kirstie Allsopp was fighting a war of her own online after criticising Paul ‘Pen’ Farthing’s attempts to rescue hundreds of dogs and cats from the country. The Location Location Location […]

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The Hula Hoop will remain in the family Sam Lightfoot, 26, has unknowingly broken a world record for the longest Hula Hoop ever found. Lightfoot goes as far to say that finding the snack was one of his biggest achievements. The four-inch-long crisp is eight times the usual length, and only just fit inside the […]

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The Modern Family star is creating a family of his own Modern Family actor Eric Stonestreet has hit back at social media trolls who said he was too old for his fiance, Lindsay Schweitzer. Stonestreet is 49, while Schweitzer is “almost 42”. The actor has since responded, trolling those that trolled him. Stonestreet shared the […]

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But will his cape be a rainbow? Though originally leaked by controversial comic book figure Ethan Van Sciver, reputable DC sources have confirmed that Superman will be queer in his upcoming series. Earlier this month, DC also announced that Robin would be joining the LGBTQ+ community, and now, another character is set to make the […]

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Lisa has now been readmitted to hospital with Covid Florida resident Lisa Steadman, 58, was battling Covid in hospital but then returned home to find her husband dead from the very same virus she was also suffering with. Her husband, Ron Steadman, 55, was alone in the house while Lisa was battling Covid at the […]

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Kanye is on fire…literally! In true Kanye West fashion, the former husband of Kim Kardashian set himself ablaze during his Donda listening party. Towards the end of his performance, the rapper was set on fire in what is both beautiful and horrifying at the same time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ-pJmUZ-yI Donda, named after the star’s beloved mother who […]

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Farthing secluded far from home. Former Royal Marine and charity worker Pen Farthing is trapped in Afghanistan with the Taliban after it was announced the gates of Kabul’s airport had been sealed. The former CNN hero of the year had been trying to evacuate his staff and almost two hundred rescue dogs when Kabul airport […]

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The release date for UFL has not yet been released Though FIFA 22 is dropping on October 1, there is a new kid on the block, and its name is UFL – United Football League. The game is being produced by Strikerz Inc, a company that launched in 2016 with a focus on online football. […]

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The Taliban are testing their new toys Footage from Afghanistan has emerged that appears to show a Taliban soldier attempting to fly a helicopter abandoned by the US military after the fall of Kabul. Footage of militants attempting to pilot the US Black Hawk helicopters was shared on Twitter by Jahid Jalal. “Parts of Kabul […]

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The shooting took the lives of nine people A federal appeals court upheld the conviction and death sentence of white nationalist Dylan Roof on Wednesday after the racist killings of nine members of a Black South Carolina congregation, AP reports. Roof murdered nine people in Mother Emanuel AME Church in Charleston on June 17, 2015. […]

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Former Porn Star Ron Jeremy could be sentenced to 90 years behind bars Former porn star Ron Jeremy has been indicted on more than thirty counts of sexual assault involving over twenty victims and spanning over two decades. The Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office confirmed that the indictment had replaced the criminal complaint from […]

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Sakara did not rise like Jesus A Zambian Pastor has died after insisting on being buried alive like Jesus, so he could emerge three days later resurrected. Sadly, James Sakara did not rise like the messiah. In the original story, Jesus was crucified by the Romans and then his body was placed in a stone tomb. […]

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Explosion at Kabul airport confirmed by Pentagon One of the entry gates to Kabul airport has been hit with a large explosion mere hours after western intelligence agencies warned of impending terrorist attacks. UPDATE: Kabul airport explosion: Taliban say 13 killed in Afghanistan evacuation site blast The explosion was said to have occurred near the Baron […]

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Henry Cavill is reportedly “pushing to be the next James Bond” after Daniel Craig’s final stint as 007 in the upcoming No Time To Die. Though The Witcher star lost out on Bond fifteen years ago, he had since said that “missing out on the big roles is actually a good thing”. He was only […]

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Lil Nas X takes aim at ‘hypocrites’ US Rapper Lil Nas X has spoken out on the difference between how himself and Tony Hawk are treated, despite both seeking to launch blood-infused merchandise. Back in March, Lil Nas X released a custom pair of Nike Air Max 97’s named ‘Satan’s shoes’ that were inspired by […]

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Ofsted rules that LGBT inclusive education is a must A school that is refusing to teach children about LGBTQ+ topics should not be allowed to expand, Ofsted has said. Talmud Torah London is looking to expand its age range, but Ofsted has ruled that their plans for secondary education do not meet the requirements they […]

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The zoo said the relationship was ‘unhealthy’ for the chimp Antwerp Zoo has banned a woman from visiting the Chimpanzee enclosure because of their ‘close relationship’. But just how close is this relationship you ask? Well, so close that the woman in question, Adie Timmermans, says “we’re having an affair’. Chita, a 38-year-old male chimpanzee, […]

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Milky Way’s newest biscuit looks out of this world Brand new Milky Way biscuits are coming to B&M in September and for only £1. Though they will be exclusive to one retailer for a while, they will be launched nationwide across other supermarkets in the coming weeks. Now, in your best Nigella voice, read the […]

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Adult content to say on the platform Social media platform OnlyFans, most known for its adult content, has now announced that its ban on explicit content that was due to come into effect on October 1st will not go ahead. Thank you to everyone for making your voices heard. We have secured assurances necessary to […]

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The boss of L’antipasto in Battersea also asked the waiter if he wanted to see his poo A waiter from a south London restaurant has won a bizarre dispute with his boss after quitting over “childish behaviour” from his manager that included farting and wafting it towards him. Edgar Simplicio claimed Alessandro Cretella, owner of […]

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Cop out, or valid reason? The founder of OnlyFans, Tim Stokely, has hit out at banks, accusing them of being the reason OnlyFans are having to ban explicit content. OnlyFans, and by extension Stokely, was accused last week of abandoning the sex workers who had earned him his fortune. However, the company founder has now […]

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“Cool, bold, strong and keen, proud and loud and here and seen.” Just when you thought you couldn’t make a queer song queerer, transgender artist Mila Jam enters the room, clad in silver, sequins, and ready to serve you the Queer anthem of the year. 32-year-old singer, songwriter, dancer, and activist Mila Jam has put […]

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Does it even count as cheese? A study conducted by takeaway platform Foodhub has revealed that slice process cheese is actually the UK’s favourite. Though this cheese comes in a plastic coating, the product itself also tastes like plastic which has earned it the nickname ‘plastic cheese’ throughout much of the UK. american cheese is […]

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Nazar Mohammad continued poking fun at the Taliban even as he faced a certain death A brave Afghan comedian continued to mock the Taliban even after the insurgent group dragged him out of his home to face a firing squad. Nazar Mohammad, better known as Khasha Zwan, was captured and killed by the Taliban after […]

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Ian Crystal died during a break at a Dead & Company concert at Citi Field stadium The CEO of Monkey Rum, Ian Crystal, has died after attempting a backflip during a concert in New York. Crystal allegedly tried to perform the trick on the fifth floor of the Citi Field stadium in Queens during the […]

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Are they sure the machine is not just ‘broken’? The Brexit bandit has struck again, this time with fast-food service Mcdonalds, which cannot serve milkshakes in any of its 1,300 restaurants. Milkshakes are not on the Maccies menu due to the supply chain issues that have also affected KFC, Subway, Nando’s, and supermarkets, to name […]

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“Like if you got Covid at Boardies” is commented numerous times on the festival’s Instagram Almost 5,000 Covid cases have been linked to the Boardmasters festival which took place in Cornwall between August 11 and August 15. Now, two weeks after the festivities concluded, ‘like if you got Covid at Boardmasters’ has become a frequent […]

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Megan Barton-Hanson reportedly made £800k a month on OnlyFans Former Love Island contestant Megan Barton-Hanson has hit out at OnlyFans for their “unfair” decision to ban explicit content from their site from October. Since her stint on ITV’s Love Island in 2018, Megan Barton-Hanson, 27, has moved away from reality TV and has been making […]

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Samatha Willis contracted Covid while heavily pregnant and died weeks after delivering the couple’s fourth child In the same church where she married her husband, Samantha Willis was laid to rest on Monday after she contracted Covid. During the same service, her baby who she never met was baptised. The funeral took place hours after […]

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MotoGP rider Miguel Oliveira has spoken about his marriage with his step-sister, and also announced they are expecting their first baby. Miguel and his wife/sister Andreia Pimenta met aged 13when their parents got married. Miguel and Andreia kept their relationship a secret for 11 years before telling their family, Miguel’s father, Paulo and his wife, […]

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The Simpsons: Hit & Run, an after-school classic! If there’s one game which every person of a certain age would love remastered, it’s Simpsons: Hit & Run. Just mere mention of the name has me all glassy-eyed with nostalgia at the wasp-smashing, coin-collecting Springfield carnage. Well YouTuber and developer Reubs has done the entire gaming […]

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The match between Cwmllynfell RF and Crynant RFC was in memory of a club stalwart who died earlier this year A 31-year-old rugby player died after suffering a cardiac arrest over the weekend during a match played in memory of a club stalwart who died earlier this year. Cwmllynfell RFC player Alex Evans fell ill […]

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