
We need to talk about the embarrassing state of the Wales players’ nicknames
Dreadful efforts
10 years ago
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We need to talk about the embarrassing state of the Wales players’ nicknames
Dreadful efforts
10 years ago

Ripped Willian silences trolls who claimed he’d piled on the pounds
If he’s fat, we’ve no hope
10 years ago

A major Corrie storyline involving Leanne Battersby is set to shock viewers
Cobble storm
10 years ago

The hardest Premier League manager quiz you’ll take today
How’s your memory?
10 years ago

Signals believed to be from crashed EgyptAir black box detected
The plane disappeared on May 19 en route from Paris to Cairo.
10 years ago

Men are far more likely to struggle at this pattern test than women
It’s damn tricky!
10 years ago

Turns out David Beckham dad-dances at weddings like every other man
He looks cooler doing it though, obviously
10 years ago

Leicester City’s new red away kit is definitely fit for champions
The Premier League champions will be wearing all red next season. Leicester City have launched their away kit for the 2016/17 season, and they’ve opted for all red, instead of last season’s white and black kits. While you might think that the Foxes would be worried to change anything from the season that saw them […]
10 years ago

Floyd Mayweather hits peak desperation with latest attempt to promote McGregor super-fight
A poor effort
10 years ago

Football fans can’t hide their disapoinment as Cristiano Ronaldo misses Champions League final
Everybody wants to see the biggest players on the biggest stage. The Olympics just wouldn’t be the same without Usain Bolt or Michael Phelps, while we shudder at the thought of Wimbledon without Serena Williams. So when Real Madrid overcame a lacklustre Manchester City in the semi finals of the Champions League, football fans the […]
10 years ago

Who would be your WWE tag team partner?
Smackdown.
10 years ago

How Joe Wicks ‘The Body Coach’ keeps his six pack year-round in 10 easy steps
It’s not rocket science…
10 years ago

Here’s how Snapchat users could be breaking the law
One of the virtues of Snapchat is that an image is deleted after a matter of seconds. It is handy for a number of reasons, from risky private jokes to sensitive private selfies. Many things would simply not be shared using the app if it wasn’t for the very finite time limit. That said, the […]
10 years ago

Porn filmmaker edits her material to make it suitable for YouTube
Well, this is…interesting? Erika Lust, a filmmaker known as a feminist porn pioneer, has created her own YouTube channel where she intends to post content that does not fall foul of the site’s strict rules on explicit content. Lust specialises in films that focus on storyline and sex positivity, and creates her content to combat a lack […]
10 years ago

Here’s what causes *that* distinct after-sex musk
Now it all makes scents.
10 years ago

White House in lockdown following reports of shooting
Reports suggest one person has been shot.
10 years ago

29 Tweets pretty much guaranteed to make British guys laugh
“My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall… I said maybe.”
10 years ago

Can you name the famous TV show from just one tiny detail?
It’s amazing how much you actually absorb.
10 years ago

New ‘jerk shirt’ allows men to masturbate whenever they like
Introducing ‘The Jerk Shirt’. Some of the world’s greatest inventions weren’t universally accepted when originally introduced to the wider public, but we can’t ever see a day when people will come to accept an invention that allows men to masturbate whenever they like – although we’re not sure why. Despite that, some geniuses at CamSoda have […]
10 years ago

Liverpool’s famous ‘This Is Anfield’ sign is no more
Sign of the times
10 years ago

Graham Norton has his say on Australia being in the Eurovision
He’s not holding back either. Graham Norton has had his say on Australia entering the Eurovision Song Contest. Last year was the first year that the country was invited to participate as part of the 60th anniversary of the singing competition. This year they return with Dami Im singing Sound Of Silence. Norton, who presents the show […]
10 years ago

What you should know about sex when a woman is having her period
What can couples do?
10 years ago

These are the odds on Kasper Schmeichel’s son Max winning the Premier League
This must be worth a punt…
10 years ago

Can you get this lifelong Leicester fan home from Uganda to watch the Everton match?
Charity worker Tom Gill is on the lookout for a ticket this weekend. Can you help?
10 years ago

Only a proper football nerd could get 100% on this football quiz
Don’t screw this up…
10 years ago

The 9 steps you need to take to disappear from the internet
“Take back your digital identity.”
10 years ago

Women try to explain what an orgasm actually feels like
The perfect orgasm…
10 years ago

May payday: You can win big with LeoVegas this month
The online casino has a £6 million to be one via its slot machines this season.
10 years ago

How many of these random ’90s Premier League players can you name?
Anything over 14 is a good score
10 years ago

McDonald’s launch three new burgers and they look incredible
Can we have all three? McDonalds has launched three new burgers: The New York Stack (a bagel burger no less), the Tennessee Stack and the Tex Mex Stack. (left-right: The Tennessee Stack, the New York Stack and the Tex Mex Stack) Spotted on METRO, the three new flavours are part of the fast-food giant’s Great Taste of […]
10 years ago

How good is your grammar?
Your in over you’re head…
10 years ago

Conor McGregor now offered $3 million to fight this Polish MMA champion
That’s a lot of money…
10 years ago

This FINALLY explains why Eastenders’ Tracy rarely gets an opportunity to talk
Ahhh. Eastenders’ Tracy has often been referred to as ‘the silent barmaid’ with people wondering why she never gets much of an opportunity to chat on screen. It’s something that has been pointed out time and time again by avid soap fans and the reason behind it is actually quite simple. As pointed out by […]
10 years ago

Can you name these British comedians from just one of their jokes?
“Velcro. What a rip-off.”
10 years ago

Joe Rogan *really* wants to see Conor McGregor at UFC 200
Joe knows
10 years ago

James Corden pays an extremely touching tribute to Prince
James Corden has paid tribute to Prince on his show. James opened his show by giving a heartfelt emotional speech about the late singer. He spoke about being privileged to have seen Prince in concert many times and how we should all be grateful to have lived in a time when Prince was making music. […]
10 years ago

How many of these random ’00s Premier League players can you name?
How’s your memory?
10 years ago

IKEA issues warning after three children killed by same range of furniture
IKEA has issued a safety warning after three children lost their lives in tragic accidents involving the same range of furniture. All three fatal incidents involved items from the Malm range, and occurred when the furniture tipped over on top of the children. The most recent fatality was Philadelphia toddler Ted McGee, who died when […]
10 years ago

Cutest little kid in the world blames Batman for lipstick all over the mirror
Adorable. Two-year-old Noel used a pretty unique excuse when his mum asked him who put lipstick all over their mirror. In a video, Noel can be seen explaining who was responsible for the mess claiming Batman to be the guilty party. His mum Laura asks, “Noel, who drew on Mammy’s mirror?”, to which he replies, […]
10 years ago

The old video games in your attic could be worth a small fortune
How much?!
10 years ago

David Beckham’s son is being compared to Justin Bieber after this singing clip goes online
He’s got some pipes
10 years ago

This study proves your ‘grammar police’ mate is difficult and ‘less agreeable’
Are you one of those people who likes to point out people’s spelling and grammar mistakes (without being asked to)? Turns out there’s a connection between people who correct other people’s typos and how agreeable they are. According to Gizmodo, linguists from the University of Michigan have found that if a person is a stickler […]
10 years ago

Tinder’s new ‘share’ button will change the way you date online
She may not be your type, but perfect for your mate. It can be pretty frustrating when you stumble across someone on Tinder who isn’t your cup of tea, but who you know is right up your single mate’s street. Do you match her so you don’t lose your pal’s soulmate forever in the ether of cyberspace? Or swipe […]
10 years ago

Man’s controversial search for ‘girl of his dreams’ has seriously p*ssed people off
Australian man, Brok Heilsen, is searching for the ‘girl of his dreams’ after spotting her in a supermarket. While picking up some fruit and veg in Woolworths, Brok spotted the lady in question and this prompted an online campaign so he could meet her. (Why he didn’t just attempt to talk to her in the […]
10 years ago

Gogglebox favourites to quit the show to take part in Celebrity Big Brother
They’ll be missed. Gogglebox fans will be disappointed to hear that popular duo Stephen Webb and Chris Steed are set to leave the show to join Celebrity Big Brother. Two stories this week point to Stephen and Chris departing the TV review show to enter the CBB house, although the news is yet to be officially […]
10 years ago

JOE writers pick their Premier League teams of the year
The shortlist has been announced for the PFA Players’ Player of the Year, and it goes to show the strength of Leicester City’s season above all else. Three of the six nominees play for the Foxes, and – with the exception of David De Gea – there arguably aren’t any players who missed out when […]
10 years ago

Biggie Smalls’ mum confirms he’ll be touring again in 2016 – as a hologram
The future is weird. We are all aware of the recent developments in holographic technology which saw a very life-like Tupac Shakur performing at Coachella Festival in 2012. According to Rolling Stone, they are not genuine holograms, but something very close to the real thing. “Ironically, in its current version, hologram technology doesn’t even produce […]
10 years ago

Ryanair announces some VERY handy changes coming soon
Automatic check-in, simpler baggage options and more leg room? Yes please. As part of its ‘Always Getting Better’ campaign, Ryanair has announced some pretty exciting changes in the customer service department, including new business and leisure packages, easier baggage options and “one flick” payment systems. The airline is in year three of the initiative, and […]
10 years ago

The public have voted on their favourite Carpool Karaoke and there’s a clear winner
The Carpool Karaoke idea was a bit of genius. We all have our favourite guests, but who actually won out in terms of social media buzz? Well, Twitter have done some serious number-crunching to figure out who the most buzzed about carpool guests are. Adele might have been the most-viewed one on YouTube, but did she […]
10 years ago

French rugby player posts horrific selfie after his nose is sliced open during game
WARNING: This is very graphic…
10 years ago