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  • Dog walkers issued warning as they can have pets seized from today

    Dog walkers issued warning as they can have pets seized from today

    New laws have come into place Dog owners could have their pets seized from today after new laws have come into force. The government have put into place laws which means animals can be taken away from owners if they suspect a crime may be committed. The law, which comes into place from Wednesday, March […]

    2 weeks ago

  • Greyhound racing to be banned in Wales

    Greyhound racing to be banned in Wales

    It becomes the first UK nation to ban greyhound racing Greyhound racing is set to be banned in Wales after a Senedd vote to outlaw the practice. The Senedd voted for the ban by 39 votes to 10, with two MSs abstaining from the vote. The legislation means that greyhound racing could be banned as […]

    2 weeks ago

  • Symptoms of meningitis to look out for and how to find out if you’re vaccinated

    Symptoms of meningitis to look out for and how to find out if you’re vaccinated

    Here’s all you need to know The recent outbreak of meningitis in Kent has left two people dead, and a number of cases being reported. The infectious disease broke out in the Canterbury area with 20 reported cases of the “invasive” meningitis in Kent, as per the UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA). The outbreak has […]

    2 weeks ago

  • Multiple jockeys banned after behaviour at Cheltenham Festival

    Multiple jockeys banned after behaviour at Cheltenham Festival

    Not a good look. Several jockeys have been issued whip bans by the British Horse Racing Authority’s Whip Review Committee, following the Cheltenham Festival. JJ Slevin, who won the Stayers’ Hurdle on the Joseph O’Brien trained Home By The Lee, has banned for 14 days, after using is whip twice above the allowed rate on […]

    2 weeks ago

  • Fred Sirieix matches people through flavour preferences in new compatibility test

    Fred Sirieix matches people through flavour preferences in new compatibility test

    The most divisive flavours have also been revealed… They say food is the way to the heart – and now celebrity maître d’ Fred Sirieix has fronted a scientific experiment which put that theory to the test. The matchmaking Frenchman teamed up with Charles Spence, professor of multisensory flavour science at Oxford University, to test whether […]

    2 weeks ago

  • Bonnie Blue facing prison after being charged in UK

    Bonnie Blue facing prison after being charged in UK

    She will appear in court next month Bonnie Blue has been charged in the UK and will appear in a London court next month. The adult star and influencer, whose real name is Tia Billinger, is no stranger to contention, having a long list of controversies to her name. She was recently arrested in Bali, […]

    2 weeks ago

  • England 2026 World Cup home and away kit leaked with one major change

    England 2026 World Cup home and away kit leaked with one major change

    The latest kit leak England’s home and away kits for the 2026 World Cup have been leaked with one major change being made to the kit. The Three Lions continue their recent tradition of wearing Nike kits, partnering with the maker since 2014. Many will be looking forward to discovering the garments England will be […]

    2 weeks ago

  • Back to the Future actor Matt Clark dies after ‘suffering complications’

    Back to the Future actor Matt Clark dies after ‘suffering complications’

    His career spanned five decades Veteran actor Matt Clark, who starred in Back to the Future and the TV sitcom Grace Under Fire, has died aged 89. The actor had a long career in the industry, appearing in over 100 productions across five decades. He was a familiar face in many Westerns and classic Hollywood […]

    2 weeks ago

  • Iran vows to kill Benjamin Netanyahu ‘if he is still alive’

    Iran vows to kill Benjamin Netanyahu ‘if he is still alive’

    Iran played on rumours that the Israeli PM is dead Iran has vowed to kill Benjamin Netanyahu “if he is still alive”, state news outlet IRNA has reported. Rumour has been spreading in the last few days that Netanyahu is dead following on from an alleged deleted tweet and speech which many claimed was AI. […]

    3 weeks ago

  • London’s Burning and Grange Hill actor John Alford found dead in prison

    London’s Burning and Grange Hill actor John Alford found dead in prison

    He was jailed for sexually assaulting two teenage girls Actor John Alford has died in prison two months after he was jailed for sexually assaulting two teenage girls. The actor, 54, who starred in Grange Hill and London’s Burning was found dead at HMP Bure in Norfolk. Alford, whose real name was John Shannon, was […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Premier League live hub: Arsenal look to increase gap on Man City

    Premier League live hub: Arsenal look to increase gap on Man City

    It’s back! Fear not, the Premier League is back in action this weekend, as Arsenal look to increase their lead over Manchester City in the title race. Mikel Arteta’s side face Everton on Saturday Night Football at 5.30pm, before City go to West Ham on Saturday evening at 8pm. On Sunday, Manchester United host Aston […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Missile hits US embassy as Trump launches ‘most powerful bombing raids’

    Missile hits US embassy as Trump launches ‘most powerful bombing raids’

    The US embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, has been hit in a missile attack The US embassy in Baghdad, Iraq, has been hit in a missile attack, with reports suggesting part of the building’s air defence system was taken out. According to two security officials, the missile reportedly hit a helipad within the embassy compound. The […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Explosion reported at Jewish school in Amsterdam

    Explosion reported at Jewish school in Amsterdam

    “It was a deliberate attack against the Jewish community.” An explosion has damaged a Jewish school in Amsterdam, according to Dutch officials. Femke Halsema, the city’s mayor, claimed she believed the explosion was a “deliberate attack against the Jewish community”. The incident occurred early on Saturday, March 14. Damage to the school, located in an […]

    3 weeks ago

  • What could replace Winston Churchill on the new British bank note?

    What could replace Winston Churchill on the new British bank note?

    A significant change after more than 50 years Historical figures are set to be replaced by The Bank of England with images of the UK’s diverse wildlife. The change will happen on the next series of banknotes and the public has been invited to help choose the natural elements. On the nation’s currency, this marks […]

    3 weeks ago

  • This is the exact time most Brits go to bed

    This is the exact time most Brits go to bed

    New research has lifted the lid on how Brits operate after dark A new study has pinpointed the exact time most Brits go to bed – and the results might surprise you. Despite the rise of late-night scrolling, binge-watching and after-hours work, the research suggests Britain still maintains a relatively early bedtime compared with the […]

    3 weeks ago

  • I’m A Celeb star Angry Ginge reveals name change as he unveils new persona

    I’m A Celeb star Angry Ginge reveals name change as he unveils new persona

    He has a new persona Angry Ginge has adopted a new persona for the day, as he attempts to intercept hangry outbursts from Mancunians before they lose their laughter. In his new role as ‘Hangry Ginge’, the social media sensation famed for his fiery reactions and quick wit puts these skills to the ultimate test […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Cosy crime is getting a new wave of fans as Gen Z turn to Miss Marple

    Cosy crime is getting a new wave of fans as Gen Z turn to Miss Marple

    Cosy crime is getting a new wave of fans Cosy crime dramas like Miss Marple, Sister Boniface Mysteries and The Marlow Murder Club are booming in popularity – thanks to a new wave of Gen Z fans. A poll of 2,000 adults found 73 per cent of 18 to 29-year-olds are self-confessed fans of the […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Doctor issues warning to anyone who can hear ‘heartbeat’ noise in their ears

    Doctor issues warning to anyone who can hear ‘heartbeat’ noise in their ears

    Some sufferers find the condition ‘intense and debilitating’. A British GP has advised people to get checked if they can hear a ‘heartbeat’ sound in their ears. The condition is known as Pulsatile Tinnitus (PT) and leads to people hearing a whooshing sensation, similar to that of a heartbeat. Some of those who suffer from […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Oral sex is now the main cause of throat cancer

    Oral sex is now the main cause of throat cancer

    The ‘main risk factor’ is the number of partners someone has had oral sex with Oral sex is causing an “epidemic” of throat cancer, with the practice being more damaging than smoking, boozing and a bad diet. It is now more common than cervical cancer in the UK and US, an expert has said. Much […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Joey Barton has been arrested

    Joey Barton has been arrested

    BREAKING Joey Barton was in custody this morning after being arrested on suspicion of wounding after a fight. The former Manchester City footballer is one of two men who was held following an altercation near Huyton and Prescot Golf Club in Merseyside, the Daily Mail reports. Emergency services were called after reports of an assault, […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Gin and tonics can help relieve hayfever symptoms, science says

    Gin and tonics can help relieve hayfever symptoms, science says

    Goodbye hayfever For those of you who suffer from hayfever, and always forget to pick up your antihistamines, we’ve found another aid that you may have never thought of before. While some alcohols are known for causing a rather detrimental effect on those with hay fever, some alcohols boast low sulfites and histamine levels and […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Jeremy Clarkson branded ‘racist’ over name he gave his dog

    Jeremy Clarkson branded ‘racist’ over name he gave his dog

    He named his dog after a Chelsea legend Jeremy Clarkson was once accused of racism over his dog’s name, and he recalled the incident. In a Sunday Times column earlier this year, the television presenter blasted the broadcaster for “reprimanding” him for what he perceived to be a minor incident. He said he was seen […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Adam Sandler sends Jennifer Aniston flowers for Mother’s Day every year

    Adam Sandler sends Jennifer Aniston flowers for Mother’s Day every year

    It can be a difficult day for the Friends star Jennifer Aniston has revealed that Adam Sandler sends her flowers on Mother’s Day every year, providing further proof that he’s a very lovely guy. The Friends star revealed Sandler’s thoughtful gesture in an interview with the Wall Street Journal. Aniston is not a mother, and […]

    3 weeks ago

  • Leeds fans give strong reaction to Ramadan break in play during FA match

    Leeds fans give strong reaction to Ramadan break in play during FA match

    They faced Norwich on Sunday afternoon Leeds United fans applauded during a break to allow players observing Ramadan to take on fluids during their match with Norwich on Sunday. This is according to journalist Graham Smyth. A large proportion of fans within the ground are reported to have cheered during the break in play. The […]

    1 month ago

  • At least six dead after tornadoes hit Michigan and Oklahoma, including 12-year-old boy

    At least six dead after tornadoes hit Michigan and Oklahoma, including 12-year-old boy

    At least six people have died, and over a dozen others have been injured At least six people have died, and over a dozen others have been injured after tornadoes struck Michigan and Oklahoma. Officials have announced four people were killed in southern Michigan, including a 12-year-old boy. Two others died in Oklahoma on Friday, […]

    1 month ago

  • Iran issues ominous ‘target’ warning to UK amid Middle East tensions

    Iran issues ominous ‘target’ warning to UK amid Middle East tensions

    Mousavi warns Britain to be ‘very careful’ The Iranian ambassador in London, Seyed Ali Mousavi, has told the UK to be “very careful”. He went on to warn what Iran’s response would be if the UK were to get further involved in the war. Earlier this week, Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer said that the […]

    1 month ago

  • US embassy in Oslo hit by explosion, police say

    US embassy in Oslo hit by explosion, police say

    Officers are continuing their search for the perpetrators A powerful explosion rocked the US Embassy in Oslo on Sunday morning, damaging its entrance. The explosion struck the embassy compound in the west of Norway’s capital at around 1 am local time (midnight in the UK). According to eyewitnesses, the blast ‘shook the house’ and created […]

    1 month ago

  • UK airline falls into liquidation with flights no longer going ahead

    UK airline falls into liquidation with flights no longer going ahead

    BREAKING A UK airline has fallen into administration after being established in 2023. It has been a rough time for businesses in the UK recently, with everything from bar chains to retail outlets going out of business. Most recently, former darling of the pub world BrewDog announced it was closing 60 of its locations after […]

    1 month ago

  • Low-cost airline to launch flights from UK to US ahead of World Cup this summer

    Low-cost airline to launch flights from UK to US ahead of World Cup this summer

    A whole new world of possibilities. A low-cost airline is set to launch its first-ever transatlantic flights from the UK ahead of the World Cup. The low-cost aviation game has been a fierce competition in Europe for decades now with the likes of Ryanair, EasyJet, Wizz Air and more battling it out for the cheapest […]

    1 month ago

  • One of the best sci-fi movies of the 21st century is on TV tonight

    One of the best sci-fi movies of the 21st century is on TV tonight

    There’s some great films on this Saturday Our movies on TV pick for tonight, Saturday, 7 March, is one of the best sci-fi movies made this century – Blade Runner 2049. Over 30 years on from the original Blade Runner, Harrison Ford returned once again for the sequel helmed by Dune director Denis Villeneuve. Released […]

    1 month ago

  • A great disaster thriller movie is airing on TV tonight

    A great disaster thriller movie is airing on TV tonight

    Featuring Jodie Comer and Benedict Cumberbatch amongst its cast, the apocalyptic thriller has great reviews Acclaimed disaster thriller The End We Start From is our movies on TV pick for tonight (Friday, 6 March). Based on the novel of the same name by Megan Hunter, the movie depicts an environmental crisis which leads to London […]

    1 month ago

  • Greggs vending machines set to be launched in UK

    Greggs vending machines set to be launched in UK

    Game changer Everyone’s favourite British bakery chain is set to launch its very own vending machines. Greggs is known for its innovation – from the vegan sausage roll to its recent launch of a matcha range, the bakery is pretty iconic. However, its latest move might be its best yet. The chain is due to […]

    1 month ago

  • Here’s the five groups of people most likely to be drafted in WW3

    Here’s the five groups of people most likely to be drafted in WW3

    It’s been warned that Britain faces conscription within five years It’s safe to say that 2026 has got off to an interesting start, and the prospect of World War 3 is seeming more and more real. After years of experts increasingly warning that Putin is preparing for war with NATO, and the US and Israel […]

    1 month ago

  • ‘Only two’ countries in the world will survive nuclear war, study finds

    ‘Only two’ countries in the world will survive nuclear war, study finds

    Tensions have escalated in recent weeks A study has found that ‘only two’ countries in the world will survive in the case of a nuclear war. The US and Israel, who are both nuclear-armed nations, launched strikes on Iran last week, leading to an escalation in global tensions. It has led to many fearing that […]

    1 month ago

  • Foreign Office tells Brits to ‘leave’ two countries in new warning

    Foreign Office tells Brits to ‘leave’ two countries in new warning

    New advice has been issued The Foreign Office has issued a warning to Brits in two countries amid the outbreak of conflict in the Middle East. Since the US and Israel launched attacks on Iran last week, there has been increasing worry about the status of Brits in the region. In new advice published on […]

    1 month ago

  • This 64p-a-day tablet helps improve brain fog, gut health and metabolism

    This 64p-a-day tablet helps improve brain fog, gut health and metabolism

    ‘This has certainly had a positive effect’ If you’re looking for ways to improve your mental performance and cognitive function then this simple multivitamin might be the trick. This two-tablet per day supplement is designed for men to support your prostate and testosterone, strengthen your hair, skin and nails, and give you a healthy gut. […]

    1 month ago

  • Receive a £5 free bet every day of Cheltenham with our Free To Play Predictor

    Receive a £5 free bet every day of Cheltenham with our Free To Play Predictor

    Play our Cheltenham Festival Free To Play Predictor game, brought to you by BOYLE Sports, to receive a £5 free bet every day of the festival, and be in with a chance of winning a share of the daily £1,000 jackpot! For every day of the Greatest Show on Turf this year, running from Tuesday […]

    1 month ago

  • Cheltenham: Follow the 2026 festival live in our hub

    Cheltenham: Follow the 2026 festival live in our hub

    The Greatest Show on Turf is here! Follow all the action in our live hub below. Brought to you by BOYLE Sports. Bet Responsibly. Over 18s only. The Cheltenham Festival, one of the biggest events in the horse racing calendar, is set for another thrilling year in 2026. Across four days of top-class National Hunt racing, […]

    1 month ago

  • Receive a £5 free bet every day of Cheltenham with our Free To Play Predictor

    Receive a £5 free bet every day of Cheltenham with our Free To Play Predictor

    Play our Cheltenham Festival Free To Play Predictor game, brought to you by BOYLE Sports, to receive a £5 free bet every day of the festival, and be in with a chance of winning a share of the daily £1,000 jackpot! For every day of the Greatest Show on Turf this year, running from Tuesday […]

    1 month ago

  • You can get an iPad for less than £100 with this limited-time deal

    You can get an iPad for less than £100 with this limited-time deal

    You can get an iPad for less than £100 Apple fans are rushing to snap up this unmissable iPad deal, which sees the popular device get a huge discount. If you’re looking to get an iPad but don’t want to spend hundreds of pounds on one, then this deal could be perfect for you. You […]

    1 month ago

  • Apple AirPods slashed to less than £70 in limited-time deal

    Apple AirPods slashed to less than £70 in limited-time deal

    You can get them for less than £70 Apple fans can bag a pair of AirPods at one of the cheapest prices ever with this limited-time deal. A pair of 2nd gen Apple AirPods are currently priced at £69 on Wowcher, marking a huge 42% discount on the original price. The deal – which has already […]

    1 month ago

  • Study reveals the average penis size in every country in the world

    Study reveals the average penis size in every country in the world

    It’s not looking good for Brits… A study has revealed the average penis size across the globe. Ecuador came out on top, with the average manhood clocking in at an average size of 6.93 inches while erect. Coming in second place was Cameroon, where the average penis is 6.56 inches long. The top three was […]

    1 month ago

  • Dog expert reveals the best way to get your pet to behave in the car

    Dog expert reveals the best way to get your pet to behave in the car

    It’s a big problem among dog owners One in three dog owners have avoided taking their pets in the car – due to fears they’ll misbehave, bark relentlessly or damage their vehicle. A poll of 1,000 dog-owning drivers found they’ve left their pooch at home over concerns they won’t settle (31 per cent) and worries […]

    1 month ago

  • Young woman’s medical condition convinced her she was a paedophile

    Young woman’s medical condition convinced her she was a paedophile

    By Lula White A young woman has revealed how she spent four years believing she was a paedophile before discovering she was actually suffering from a type of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD). Molly Lambert, 22, developed intrusive sexual and violent thoughts as a teenager that left her convinced she was a danger to others. What […]

    1 month ago

  • Prince Harry and Meghan Markle reveal new names for both their children

    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle reveal new names for both their children

    They’re making a new start Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have reportedly given their children new names. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have redefined their identities in recent years since they stepped back from being senior members of the Royal Family back in 2020. Since then, the couple have made waves with their moves, […]

    1 month ago

  • Former Premier League star speaks on cocaine addiction with ‘damage done’

    Former Premier League star speaks on cocaine addiction with ‘damage done’

    He has opened up on his problems after retirement. Former Premier League defender Daryl Janmaat has spoken out on the “damage” that a cocaine addiction has done to his life after his career as a professional footballer. Playing a large part of his career at Newcastle United and Watford, he also enjoyed spells in his […]

    1 month ago