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  • NASA confirms exact date it’s launching first Moon mission in 54 years

    NASA confirms exact date it’s launching first Moon mission in 54 years

    It’s the first Moon mission in over 50 years NASA have confirmed the exact date they plan to launch humans back into space to the Moon, in the first mission to the satellite planet since 1972. Artemis II will see NASA astronauts Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, and Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen from the Canadian […]

    2 months ago

  • Paddy Power Sign Up Offer: Get 50/1 for a goal to be scored in Chelsea v Arsenal

    Paddy Power Sign Up Offer: Get 50/1 for a goal to be scored in Chelsea v Arsenal

    18+ Be Gamble Aware The Carabao Cup reaches the latter stages on Wednesday night as Chelsea host Arsenal in the semi-final first leg at Stamford Bridge. It’s a chance for new Chelsea boss Liam Rosenior to show his credentials in a huge cup tie, having breezed past Charlton Athletic 5-1 on Saturday in the FA […]

    2 months ago

  • Kiefer Sutherland has been arrested

    Kiefer Sutherland has been arrested

    BREAKING Actor Kiefer Sutherland has been arrested, Los Angeles Police Department says. The Designated Survivor actor allegedly assaulted and threatened a ride-share passenger in Hollywood in an incident that occurred at 00:15 PST (08:15 GMT) on Monday. LAPD said he “entered a ride-share vehicle, physically assaulted the driver (the victim), and made criminal threats”. The […]

    2 months ago

  • Here’s the top 20 signs that you’re a geek

    Here’s the top 20 signs that you’re a geek

    Almost one in five consider themselves the geek of their group The top 20 signs you’re a geek include comparing specs before buying any gadget, watching behind the scenes documentaries and keeping tabs open on your computer ‘just in case’. Memorising lines from your favourite films, making spreadsheets for personal projects and watching YouTube tutorials […]

    2 months ago

  • Apple AirPods slashed to less than £70 in limited-time deal

    Apple AirPods slashed to less than £70 in limited-time deal

    They’re less than £70 This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a commission on any sales generated from it. Apple fans can bag a pair of AirPods at one of the cheapest prices ever with this limited-time deal. A pair of 2nd gen Apple AirPods are currently priced at £69, marking a 42% discount […]

    2 months ago

  • Golden Globes 2026: The full list of winners

    Golden Globes 2026: The full list of winners

    There were winners and losers. It’s the start of the year which means only one thing, the Golden Globes are back for 2026 with the usual glitz, glamour and red carpets which accompany the annual awards ceremony. All the big names were in attendance from Leonardo di Caprio to Timothée Chalamet to the UK’s very […]

    2 months ago

  • United States ‘Doomsday Plane’ makes rare appearance as global tensions rise

    United States ‘Doomsday Plane’ makes rare appearance as global tensions rise

    A rare sighting The United States’ ‘Doomsday Plane’ has been spotted making a rare appearance in Los Angeles leading to concerns about its presence as global tensions rise. It goes without saying that the first 10 days of 2026 have been absolutely nuts, between Venezuela, Greenland, the war on ‘shadow fleet’ tankers and protests in […]

    3 months ago

  • King Charles breaks huge royal protocol to give Kate Middleton new privilege

    King Charles breaks huge royal protocol to give Kate Middleton new privilege

    She’s the first Princess of Wales to get this power in 116 years King Charles has broken royal protocol to give Kate Middleton a new privilege. The monarch has bestowed a new power upon his son, Prince William, and the Princess of Wales, marking the first time this has happened in 116 years. He has […]

    3 months ago

  • Woman, 108, said the secret to a long life is having dogs instead of children

    Woman, 108, said the secret to a long life is having dogs instead of children

    ‘Have dogs, not kids!’ A woman who lived to the age of 108 said the secret to a long life is having dogs instead of children. Ada Daniel, who lived at Codnor Park Care Home in Derbyshire since 2015, turned 108 in 2023. She made headlines after almost 300 birthday cards were sent to her […]

    3 months ago

  • January is officially cancelled as Brits embrace ‘No Season’

    January is officially cancelled as Brits embrace ‘No Season’

    And we are so here for it If you’re already cancelling plans and loving it, you’re not alone. Brits have officially declared January No Season – a month for staying in, saying no, and enjoying the sweet relief of doing absolutely F all. New research from Compare the Market has found nearly four in five Brits (79 per cent) plan to […]

    3 months ago

  • Subway adds two new subs to its menu in major shakeup

    Subway adds two new subs to its menu in major shakeup

    The new subs are available from this week Subway has kicked off 2026 with a major shakeup to its menu – adding two new items as well as an enticing dessert option. With January typically a month of watching our waistlines, the sandwich giant is clearly trying to strike a balance between “new year, new […]

    3 months ago

  • Doctor warns playing too many video games can cause erectile dysfunction

    Doctor warns playing too many video games can cause erectile dysfunction

    They have some tips on how to avoid it A doctor has urged gamers to manage their time while playing video games, warning it could result in unexpected side effects. A recent report shows that over 70 per cent of people in the US find the time to play games on either PCs, consoles or […]

    3 months ago

  • You can beat the January blues with this last-minute £99 holiday deal

    You can beat the January blues with this last-minute £99 holiday deal

    Beat the January blues This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a commission on any sales generated from it. If you want to escape the cold and wet weather across the UK, then you could head to  Las Vegas, Barbados, Thailand, or Florida for just £99. With snow, ice and storms taking over the […]

    3 months ago

  • ‘Devil letter’ written by possessed nun in 1676 has finally been translated

    ‘Devil letter’ written by possessed nun in 1676 has finally been translated

    The letter has finally been uncovered A letter claimed to have been written by a possessed nun almost 350 years ago has finally been translated. Sister Maria Crocifissa della Concezione was found on August 11, 1676 on the floor of her covent cell, covered in ink and holding a note featuring an unintelligible mix of […]

    3 months ago

  • Britain’s youngest dementia sufferer dies aged 24 and donates brain to science

    Britain’s youngest dementia sufferer dies aged 24 and donates brain to science

    A consultant told him he had the brain of a 70-year-old By Faye Mayern Britain’s youngest dementia sufferer has died aged 24 and chose to donate his brain to science. Andre Yarham was given the shock diagnosis that he had a form of early-onset dementia after his family noticed he was moving and speaking very […]

    3 months ago

  • These are the five groups of people most likely to be drafted in WW3

    These are the five groups of people most likely to be drafted in WW3

    Military experts have warned that Britain faces conscription within five years With the conflict in Iran showing no signs of abating and experts increasingly warning that Putin is preparing for war with NATO, the prospect of World War 3 is seeming more and more real. Geopolitical tensions have been increasing for months ever since Donald Trump’s election […]

    3 months ago

  • Wetherspoons launches major sale with 99p pints at 600 pubs

    Wetherspoons launches major sale with 99p pints at 600 pubs

    Dry January is not stopping the Spoons sale January is here, and after a month of drinking, you may be thinking you want to give it a rest. Well, Wetherspoons has other plans. The budget boozer has announced a huge sale, where they’ll be selling pints for as little as 99p in over 600 pubs. […]

    3 months ago

  • Fans left in disbelief at what Leeds posted shortly after Amorim sacking

    Fans left in disbelief at what Leeds posted shortly after Amorim sacking

    The West Yorkshire rivals wasted no time to fire a dig! Leeds United directed a playful jab at their rivals across the Pennines following Ruben Amorim’s dismissal yesterday – and of course it has instantly gone viral. The Portuguese gaffer was relieved of his duties after 14 months in charge on Monday morning, with him […]

    3 months ago

  • People baffled after finding out the mystery behind Wetherspoons’ red plates

    People baffled after finding out the mystery behind Wetherspoons’ red plates

    It has long been a topic of debate on social media, and it seems we finally have an answer. People are shocked to finally find out the mystery behind Wetherspoons’ iconic red plates. If you’re a Brit, you know the importance of Wetherspoons and it’s distinct place within British pride. There’s nothing quite like the […]

    3 months ago

  • Who is favourite to become next Man Utd manager after Ruben Amorim sacking?

    Who is favourite to become next Man Utd manager after Ruben Amorim sacking?

    Ruben Amorim was sacked on Monday afternoon Ruben Amorim has been sacked as Manchester United head coach, but who is favourite to replace him? Former midfielder Darren Fletcher is set to take over in the coming days, but there are plenty of names being touted to take the permanent job. Crystal Palace manager Oliver Glasner […]

    3 months ago

  • Petition calling for general election hits 100,000 signatures

    Petition calling for general election hits 100,000 signatures

    It comes as Starmer insists he’ll still be PM this time next year A petition calling for a new general election has reached a milestone 100,000 signatures. “On July 4 2024, Sir Keir Starmer was elected as Prime Minister. Since then, his Government has introduced measures that were not included in the Labour Party’s manifesto,” […]

    3 months ago

  • Gen Z think they’ll retire by the age of 60, research claims

    Gen Z think they’ll retire by the age of 60, research claims

    Gen Z think they’ll be retired earlier than any other generations Gen Z reckon their retirement will be spent travelling the world, snapping up a holiday home and even writing a memoir. A poll of 2,000 working adults found 27 per cent of Gen Z want to invest their pensions into experiences rather than possessions, […]

    3 months ago

  • Keir Starmer says he will still be Prime Minister this time next year

    Keir Starmer says he will still be Prime Minister this time next year

    “I will be sitting in this seat by 2027.” Keir Starmer has insisted he will still be Prime Minister this time next year in a new interview. Speaking to the BBC, Starmer said: “I was elected in 2024 with a five-year mandate to change the country, and that’s what I intend to do, to be […]

    3 months ago

  • Tyson Fury confirms boxing return after fifth retirement

    Tyson Fury confirms boxing return after fifth retirement

    “Been away for a while but I’m back now, 37 years old and still punching.” Tyson Fury has announced that he is returning to boxing after retiring for the fifth time. The Gypsy King retired last January after his second defeat to Oleksander Usyk. However, he later teased his return late last year, saying: “The […]

    3 months ago

  • Jesy Nelson told her twin babies may never walk after heartbreaking diagnosis

    Jesy Nelson told her twin babies may never walk after heartbreaking diagnosis

    “The last three months have been the most heartbreaking time of my life.” Jesy Nelson has revealed that she has been told her twin babies may never walk after receiving a heartbreaking diagnosis. The former Little Mix singer gave birth to twin girls Ocean Jade and Story Monroe Nelson-Foster in May last year, with her […]

    3 months ago

  • Venezuelan leader Maduro says ‘happy new year’ as he’s escorted to US jail

    Venezuelan leader Maduro says ‘happy new year’ as he’s escorted to US jail

    The Venezuelan leader was captured yesterday Captured Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro has wished everyone a happy new year in a new video of the 63-year-old being escorted to jail. He also wished onlookers a ‘good night’ as he arrived to the DEA offices in New York while handcuffed. Maduro was captured yesterday (Saturday, 3 January), […]

    3 months ago

  • Expert issues warning over when it’s too cold to walk your dog

    Expert issues warning over when it’s too cold to walk your dog

    An expert has spoken out on whether the weather is too much for your dog Anyone who is in the country right now is pretty aware that winter is here, and it doesn’t look to be going anytime soon. Although the cold isn’t particularly pleasant, us humans have ways of battling against it by wrapping […]

    3 months ago

  • All the destinations placed on ‘no travel’ list for 2026

    All the destinations placed on ‘no travel’ list for 2026

    There’s good reason to avoid these destinations A travel guide has revealed the locations that tourists should be looking to avoid in 2026. The annual list by Fodor’s serves as a travel guide which encourages travelling, but at the same time also warns about restraint by tourists. It must be said, however, that a boycott […]

    3 months ago

  • When West Ham ‘didn’t know’ where to play Carlos Tevez

    When West Ham ‘didn’t know’ where to play Carlos Tevez

    Kia Joorabchian helped bring Carlos Tevez to the Premier League In the latest episode of the Paddock, Kia Joorabchian has revealed how West Ham “did not know where to play” Carlos Tevez during his brief but eventful stint at the club in 2006/07. Joorabchian, a prominent figure in football since the 2000s, was involved in […]

    3 months ago

  • Canary Islands placed on ‘no travel’ list for 2026

    Canary Islands placed on ‘no travel’ list for 2026

    The locals simply have had enough! A travel guide has placed the Canary Islands in the ‘No List’ for next year, while it highlights the destinations facing pressure on the land and the local communities. The annual list by Fodor’s serves as a travel guide which encourages travelling, but at the same time also warns […]

    3 months ago

  • Will Smith sued for sexual harassment by male tour violinist

    Will Smith sued for sexual harassment by male tour violinist

    The actor has been accused of “predatory behaviour”  Will Smith is being sued by male tour violinist Brian King Joseph for sexual harassment, retaliation wrongful termination, according to a new complaint. The Men in Black actor has been accused of “predatory behaviour” and having “deliberately groomed and primed” the violinist for “further sexual exploitation”. Smith has […]

    3 months ago

  • Scientists discover ‘the ideal hangover cure’ which could be useful this morning

    Scientists discover ‘the ideal hangover cure’ which could be useful this morning

    Hangover season is finally here For millenia, man has dreamed about waking up hangover free. If one could enjoy all the positives of alcohol (of course there’s a lot of negatives too) without waking up dry mouthed, foggy headed, heaving into the sink the next day, then what a miracle that would be. There’s countless […]

    3 months ago

  • Five people injured as man arrested in incident at hospital

    Five people injured as man arrested in incident at hospital

    BREAKING A man has been arrested after five people were injured during an incident at a hospital in Merseyside. Police were called to Newton Community Hospital in Newton-Le-Willows after a man became agitated after allegedly being refused his request for an appointment. A statement from Merseyside Police read: “We have arrested a 20-year-old man after […]

    3 months ago

  • The Premier League midweek live blog: Follow all of the action as Arsenal host Villa

    The Premier League midweek live blog: Follow all of the action as Arsenal host Villa

    It’s (still) the most wonderful time of the year – so that means midweek Prem footy We’re back full of festive cheer, bringing you six fixtures with the promise of a title-topping clash. At 19:30 GMT, eight sides all play at the same time, starting with Scott Parker’s relegation-threatened Clarets hosting Eddie Howe’s Newcastle United. […]

    3 months ago

  • State of emergency declared as storm grounds thousands of flights in New York

    State of emergency declared as storm grounds thousands of flights in New York

    Storm chaos strikes during one of the year’s busiest travel weekends More than 1,500 flights have been delayed or cancelled across the northeastern United States as a powerful storm hits during one of the year’s busiest travel weekends. On Saturday, approximately 4 inches of snow fell in New York City. Despite many roads being cleared […]

    3 months ago

  • Reason why so many Brits will be feeling ill today

    Reason why so many Brits will be feeling ill today

    Rise and shine, it’s Boxing Day Who can believe it? It’s already the day after Christmas and you’ll have to wait another 364 days to do it all again. You’ve gorged on turkey, stuffing, chocolates and alcohol with names you’ve never heard of and went to bed feeling very content with yourself after another fantastic […]

    3 months ago

  • NATO jets scrambled as Russian bombers fly close to British waters on Christmas Day

    NATO jets scrambled as Russian bombers fly close to British waters on Christmas Day

    BREAKING NATO jets were scrambled after Russian jets flew close to British waters on Christmas Day. The Mirror reports that Russian Tu-95MS nuclear bombers were deployed on a flight close over the Norwegian Sea, which lies northeast of Scotland. The strategic bombers were accompanied by Su-33 fighter jets. “Tu-95MS long-range bombers of the Russian Aerospace […]

    3 months ago

  • Zelenskyy says he wishes for Putin to ‘die’ in Christmas message

    Zelenskyy says he wishes for Putin to ‘die’ in Christmas message

    That’s one hell of a Christmas wish Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelenskyy has shared a Christmas message, and in it he revealed his country’s ‘dream’ for Putin to die. The war in Ukraine began nearly four years ago now, and Zelenskyy used his festive speech to share some choice words for the Russian leader. “‘May he […]

    3 months ago

  • Friends actor Pat Finn dies aged 60

    Friends actor Pat Finn dies aged 60

    Sad news Pat Finn has died aged 60 after a battle with cancer. The actor was best known for his role as Bill Norwood on ABC sitcom The Middle. He also appeared in Friends, where he played the role of Dr. Roger, who was with Monica. Finn also worked on shows such as Seinfeld, That 70s […]

    3 months ago