
Transfer gossip: Man City to invest £150m in Champions League glory
Abu moon…
11 years ago
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Transfer gossip: Man City to invest £150m in Champions League glory
Abu moon…
11 years ago

Jurassic World breaks records with the biggest opening Friday in history
Even the dino saw it…
11 years ago

Richard O’Brien’s Crystal Maze to return – but not on TV
The boy who cry’d maze…
11 years ago

PIC: Nazi swastika cut into pitch before the Italy vs Croatia game
Croatia could be in serious trouble after a swastika was marked into the turf before their game with Italy. The Nazi symbol was spotted etched into the grass at the Stadion Poljud in Split, Croatia, before the match. It’s believed Italy made a complaint after the fixture when the image was seen on TV coverage […]
11 years ago

Foo Fighters frontman plays on after suspected leg break
When you fly all the way to Sweden for a gig, something minor like a broken bone isn’t going to stop you from performing. Foo Fighter singer Dave Grohl fell from the stage during a performance in Gothenburg, just two songs into the band’s set. Video footage shows him remarkably calm after the fall, as […]
11 years ago

Vine: Seattle footballer gets clearest red card in history
Brazilian footballers are usually known for their skill and close control, but Seattle Sounders reserve player Sergio is trying to single-handedly destroy that image. The midfielder was playing for the MLS club’s second-string against LA Galaxy’s reserves when an opponent got him riled up, or so we’ll have to assume. While on the ground, he […]
11 years ago

Video: Football meets table tennis with epic rally
We’ve seen football matches descend into games of head-tennis, but this is something else. Two opponents get an unreal table tennis rally going using just their heads and a football. The skill and control is unbelievable, and just has to be seen to be believed. We wonder if any Premier League scouts have been taking […]
11 years ago

Mario Balotelli fools reporter with outrageous trick
Mario Balotelli has been at it again, pulling off a bluff that only he could be capable of. When a reporter tried to interview him about his younger brother Enoch, the Liverpool striker replied that he could no longer speak Italian. If the fact that he was raised in Italy wasn’t enough, you’d have at least […]
11 years ago

New Quentin Tarantino film set for Christmas Day release
It’s the greatest feeling when you wake up early on Christmas Day, run to the tree and unwrap that first gift to be met by plot twists, colourful language and lashes of blood. Quentin Tarantino’s new film The Hateful Eight will be released on December 25, three years to the day after the director’s most recent […]
11 years ago

Memphis Depay completes Manchester United move
The first big-money Premier League move of the summer has been confirmed. Dutch international Memphis Depay has joined Manchester United on a four-year contract, teaming up with his former national coach Louis van Gaal. 🔴Proud to be a Red🔴 pic.twitter.com/2R8G8SbR0W — Memphis Depay (@Memphis) June 12, 2015 Depay had been waiting a while to make the move official, […]
11 years ago

Video: Bill Murray and Zooey Deschanel star in the funny trailer for Rock the Kasbah
Who doesn’t love Bill Murray?
11 years ago

Video: Batman game Arkham Knight makes major revelation in new TV spot
“This is how it happened. This is how the Batman died.” The latest trailer to the Arkham Knight game doesn’t beat around the bush, dropping a massive bombshell right at the start. Combining glorious graphics with epic music from Muse, fans will be blown away by the teaser. And they only have a couple of […]
11 years ago

Five brilliant moments from TFI Friday to mark its return
Guess who’s back…
11 years ago

Will Smith backs Argentina to win the Copa America
Argentina are favourites for the Copa America, and it’s no surprise considering they have the backing of a heavyweight champion, secret agent and the last man alive in post-apocalyptic New York. Will Smith, star of Ali, Men in Black and I Am Legend, has publicly come out in support of the South Americans ahead of […]
11 years ago

Non-League football club attempts to crowdfund Raheem Sterling bid
50 million pounds Sterling
11 years ago

Is this the worst start to a round of golf in history?
When it’s not your day, it’s just not your day. Russian golfer Andrey Pavlov had an opening hole to forget after starting his second round at the Lyoness Open in Austria today. The unfortunate golfer hit 17 on the first hole today. Yes, you read that right. 17. This included going into the water SIX times. We don't […]
11 years ago

5-Word News: Twitter, Firmino, Saul, Armstrong, Sriracha
Twitter Twitter has announced plans to scrap the 140-character limit for Direct Messages… Firmino Manchester United are closing in on a £13m move for Brazil star Roberto Firmino… (He’s one of our five players to watch at the Copa America) Saul Loved the first series of Better Call Saul? We bet you didn’t watch it in […]
11 years ago

Video: The ‘hot and cold, right and wrong’ theory in Better Call Saul…
Loved the first series of Better Call Saul? You probably weren’t watching it in this much detail… The Breaking Bad spin-off proved a big hit on Netflix, and this video shared by the streaming site adds another layer to its brilliance. We’ll admit that we never gave a second thought to the colours that appeared on screen, but it […]
11 years ago

Report: Man United to sign Brazilian midfielder Firmino
Firm offer…
11 years ago

Mali youngsters play stunning football at U20 World Cup
You’ve got Mali…
11 years ago

Harry Redknapp: Spurs are rubbish without me
Social netberk…
11 years ago

Trailer: New Lance Armstrong biopic ‘The Program’
At a chemist near you…
11 years ago

Vlogger close to victory sip in ‘Bring Back Crystal Pepsi’ campaign
Don’t you wish your Pepsi was a bit more…see-through? One very enthusiastic man does, and he’s close to getting his wish. Crystal Pepsi was a short-lived spin-off from the drinks company back in the 90s, but vlogger ‘LA Beast’ has a thirst for the retro beverage that hasn’t been quenched. He has enlisted the help of […]
11 years ago

Kindergarten Cop to return…without Arnie
A bit of a cop out…
11 years ago

Kim Kardashian’s backside is now both informative and newsworthy
Bum note…
11 years ago

Video: Pro Evolution Soccer pulls out all the stops for 20th anniversary game
Taking the PES…
11 years ago

Jurassic Park gets 8-bit treatment as sequel Jurassic World hits cinemas
In the gaming world you don’t get much more prehistoric than 8-bit, so Jurassic Park always seemed like the perfect fit for this retro reimagining… Released to coincide with the cinema unveiling of sequel Jurassic World, Cinefix has gone back in time in more ways than one to produce an 8-bit (and partly 32-bit) version of the Steven […]
11 years ago

Age is no barrier as 43-year-old ex-Celtic striker Henrik Larsson scores in Sweden
Some footballers never lose their goalscoring touch, and Henrik Larsson is one of that number… The former Celtic star recently watched teenage son Jordan score his first professional goal, and that clearly gave him the desire to show he’s still got his famous finishing instincts. New signing. Henrik Larsson makes his debut at IFK Malmö this […]
11 years ago

Lionel Messi unhappy with Guatemalan political party…
And the award for most contrived fake endorsement goes to… The Guatemalan political party Partido Patriota has found itself in trouble for using Lionel Messi’s image on their campaign posters for the country’s upcoming general election. However, the Barcelona star’s management company have quickly moved to distance himself from the political landscape in the Central American country, […]
11 years ago

5-Word News: Ghostbusters, Yoda, Simpsons, Rapping, Space
Ghostbusters Thor actor Chris Hemsworth has joined the cast for the new Ghostbusters movie… Yoda BBQ restaurant in London, DJ Yoda to open… Simpsons Bart dismisses Simpsons rumour that Homer and Marge are set to split… Rapping Ed Sheeran: Rapping like Eminem helped my childhood stutter… Space Sex in space? It was always humanity’s destiny…
11 years ago

David Beckham to star in Guy Ritchie’s King Arthur movie
Sir David of Beckham…
11 years ago

Sex in space? It was always humanity’s destiny…
Space: The final frontier. The great beyond. The cause of endless questions about humanity’s destiny. And now, the potential setting for a new Pornhub film. Ever since we first catapulted that poor mutt Laika and a sh*t-load of monkeys into orbit back in the mid-20th century, humans have wanted to know if they could do it […]
11 years ago

Bart dismisses Simpsons rumour that Homer and Marge are set to split
Despite talk of a renegade Simpsons plot to split up Homer and Marge, it seems the cartoon couple are not separating after all. The show’s creators moved to quash the rumours on Twitter – via the medium of Bart writing blackboard lines – after producer Al Jean had previously revealed plans for the shock split. […]
11 years ago

Video: A cappella version of Jurassic Park theme will go down in (pre-) history
Watch us T-Rex the mic…
11 years ago

Thor actor Hemsworth joins Ghostbusters cast
Who ya gonna call?
11 years ago

The 100 most iconic movie lines of all time
Looks like we picked the wrong week to quit YouTube…
11 years ago

Pic: The most dangerous jobs in the world revealed
Black-eye Friday…
11 years ago

Pic: There’s a very famous goal celebration in the next edition of PES
Konami have a go if you think you’re hard enough…
11 years ago

Mike Tyson faces his toughest fight yet – unboxing a toy
Unwrap like a bee…
11 years ago

Lionel Messi to stand trial for tax fraud
Messi business..
11 years ago

Video: Bond fans see more of 007 in extended trailer
We weren’t ex-Spectre-ing that…
11 years ago

The Simpsons’ creators go renegade as now Homer and Marge are set to break-up
First we get the news Bart Simpson will be executed by maniac Sideshow Bob in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons – now it is revealed Homer has his eye turned. Together since the sitcom started in 1989, Homer and Marge Simpson are one of TV’s longest and most solid couples – but not for […]
11 years ago

Video: Kevin Pietersen battles Chris Gayle for title of ‘Biggest Hitter’ in cricket
For cricketers Kevin Pietersen and Chris Gayle, everything is a competition. The off-field friends couldn’t wait for the start of the Caribbean Premier League to take each other on, first choosing to put their big hitting to the test. The ‘Big Six Challenge’ sees the England outcast go toe-to-toe with the West Indies opener to see who […]
11 years ago

Report: Iker Casillas comes off his line for David de Gea
Lots of glove, Iker…
11 years ago

Ravel Morrison reveals ambition to take West Ham into the Champions League…as manager
The West Ham board must be frantically checking for a cancellation clause in Slaven Bilic’s contract after Ravel Morrison revealed his ambition to return to the club as manager. The wayward midfielder was released by the Hammers in February, and is set to be confirmed as a Lazio player in the near future. But it seems Morrison doesn’t […]
11 years ago

Zlatan Ibrahimovic tells 16-year-old opponent: ‘Grow up’
After working his way through various forms of physical attacks on opponents, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has moved on to verbal chiding. The PSG striker, who in the past has been sanctioned for kicks, punches, stamps and headbutts, has changed tack especially for Real Madrid starlet Martin Odegaard after the pair met in Sweden’s draw with Norway. According […]
11 years ago

Bad Boys 3 could become a reality with A-Team director in the frame
Bad news is good news…
11 years ago

Friendly football fans just hope everyone has fun
We hope football is the winner…
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp tempts Liverpool with world’s most obvious come-and-get-me plea
Different managers have different styles. While some play hard-to-get in negotiations, others know that sometimes it doesn’t hurt to lay it on a bit thick. Jurgen Klopp has been linked with a few clubs since announcing that he would be leaving Borussia Dortmund, but one club seems top of his list. See if you can […]
11 years ago

Karim Benzema mingling with A-listers while rumours of a move to England continue
If you’re reading this it’s too late…
11 years ago