
Josh from “My Parents Are Aliens” looks completely unrecognisable now
He looks so different.
11 years ago
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Josh from “My Parents Are Aliens” looks completely unrecognisable now
He looks so different.
11 years ago

Facebook users warned after details of new internet scam emerge
Details have emerged of a detailed Facebook scam which has cost Brits significant amounts of money. The scam is understood to involve the hacking of user accounts and also involves users’ mobile phone numbers, with the most recent case taking place this month. Northumbria police have issued a warning, explaining how the scam works: Once the accounts […]
11 years ago

British UFC star Michael Bisping offers support to defeated Sage Northcutt…
There weren’t many fellow UFC pros offering support to Sage Northcutt after his defeat to Bryan Barberena, but British fighter Michael Bisping had some words of encouragement for the youngster. Bisping, who is on the card for UFC Fight Night 83 in London on February 27th (we’re going and we can’t wait), tweeted Northcutt to remind him […]
11 years ago

More injury woes for Manchester United crock Bastian Schweinsteiger
Sidelined
11 years ago

Will your parents soon be on Snapchat? It certainly looks that way…
Is there no place left to hide? First they started sending Facebook friend requests, then they followed you on Twitter…and now Snapchat is apparently in your parents’ sights as they desperately try to get down with the kids. With 25% of teenagers jumping ship from Facebook between 2011 and 2014, it was thought that Snapchat was the new […]
11 years ago

Atletico Madrid are emptying their pockets to try to bring back Chelsea’s Diego Costa
A season and a half without Diego Costa is too much for Diego Simeone. The Atletico Madrid boss wants to bring the Spanish international back from Chelsea, even if it costs the club an arm and a leg. The Spaniards enjoyed their most successful spell in recent history with the Brazilian-born attacker leading the line. They […]
11 years ago

Arsenal fans fooled by ‘new signing’ turning up at the Emirates (Video)
It isn’t the first time we’ve seen this done, but watching naive football fans believing their club have signed a fake player is always fun. This time it was Arsenal supporters who were fooled as a YouTube prankster purported to be star striker ‘Fernando Wwirst’ before the Gunners’ clash with Chelsea. With WAG in tow, ‘Wwirst’ made […]
11 years ago

US channel Fox Sports have absolutely no idea where Everton are from…
Face, meet palm. As Everton prepared to face Carlisle in the FA Cup fourth round on Sunday, US TV network Fox Sports provided a helpful map on where the two teams are situated in the UK. The infographic was intended to highlight Everton’s enormous journey up to Cumbria to meet their League Two opponents, except it was […]
11 years ago

PIC: Barcelona’s new home kit for 2016/17 has been leaked…
It looks like Barcelona are set to return to vertical stripes next season if this leaked photo of their new kit turns out to be genuine. The La Liga champions were widely criticised by fans last summer following their move to a horizontal pattern, but it seems that change is set to be short-lived. We’re […]
11 years ago

Watch Paul Merson’s hilarious and angry rant about Roberto Martinez and John Stones
“You can’t do that, you can’t do that”
11 years ago

Steven Gerrard has a new midfield partner after LA Galaxy snap up ex-Man City star
Tough tackler
11 years ago

Sage Northcutt sent message of support from Bryan Barberena after UFC defeat
Bryan Barberena may have wanted to shout about proving a few people wrong after defeating UFC wonderkid Sage Northcutt on Saturday night, but instead his reaction was all class. Barberena (11-3 MMA, 2-1 UFC) derailed the Northcutt hype train with an arm triangle that led to a second-round submission. But rather than boast his success over […]
11 years ago

Michael Carrick could be set to leave Manchester United with European giants circling…
Considering his options
11 years ago

Liverpool fans despair when they realise it’s five years since they signed Luis Suarez…
No mention of Andy Carroll though
11 years ago

Terry Wogan’s interview with a ‘merry’ George Best is TV gold…
He handled it pretty well… Ever the model professional, Sir Terry Wogan was presented with arguably his biggest TV challenge when he interviewed a drunk George Best live on his chat show. There wasn’t a great deal Wogan could do, especially when Best turned to him and said: “Terry, I like screwing.” Wogan recalled that infamous […]
11 years ago

Tributes pour in for true gentleman Sir Terry Wogan
We were shocked to hear the news that legendary broadcaster Terry Wogan passed away this morning after a short illness. The veteran presenter was a household name for his work on the BBC, both on radio and television. Wogan had a reputation for being a true gentleman throughout his career, and won the hearts of listeners and […]
11 years ago

Former Premier League striker wins his TV boxing debut in just 43 seconds…
You may remember Leon McKenzie from his days playing for Norwich City in the Premier League. After dropping through the divisions towards the end of the career, the striker swapped football for boxing in 2013, winning his first professional bout in the second round. On Saturday night, McKenzie made his TV debut on Sky Sports against […]
11 years ago

Watch the dangerous high tackle on Lionel Messi that earned Filipe Luis a red card…
Despite taking an early lead at the Nou Camp on Saturday evening Atletico Madrid eventually surrendered to a 2-1 defeat against Barcelona, finishing the match with just nine players. Following Koke’s opener in the 10th minute, Barcelona fought back to gain an advantage through goals from Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez, before a red card for […]
11 years ago

Twitter reacts to Sage Northcutt crashing and burning at UFC on Fox 18
First it was Ronda Rousey, then it was Paige VanZant…and now Sage Northcutt’s hype train has been firmly derailed. The 19-year-old UFC wonderkid suffered his first pro defeat on Saturday night when he tapped out to an arm triangle – despite limiting Barberena from half guard. There were plenty of shocked reactions among his fellow fighters, with […]
11 years ago

New Liverpool wonderkid explains his unusual squad number request…
Avoiding pressure
11 years ago

Much-loved broadcaster Sir Terry Wogan has died aged 77
Veteran broadcaster Sir Terry Wogan has died aged 77 after a short illness his family have confirmed. In a statement they said: “Sir Terry Wogan died today after a short but brave battle with cancer. “He passed away surrounded by his family. While we understand he will be missed by many, the family ask that […]
11 years ago

Apple has been forced to recall plug adaptors worldwide
If you bought any Apple travel or adaptor products between 2003 and 2015, you might want to read this. The company has been forced to recall some of its adaptors because of a “risk of electrical shock”. For anyone who was taking a trip to continental Europe and decided to buy an Apple adaptor for your iPad, […]
11 years ago

Twitter has a field day over Kieran Gibbs comically taking teammate out before Burnley equaliser
What a Coq-up
11 years ago

VIDEO: Former Chelsea man sees red after horrendous tackle on Lionel Messi
Barcelona’s game with Atletico Madrid was always going to be a feisty affair. Although the rivalry between Barca and Atleti is not quite at El Clasico levels, the two teams are both in contention to win La Liga this season. In the first half, Atleti took the lead at the Nou Camp through Koke, before […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Liverpool hero Luis Garcia shows he’s still got it at 37 with fine back-heel goal
Off the mark
11 years ago

Fans mock Spurs Twitter account after blunder about FA Cup opponents
Tottenham breezed through their fourth round cup clash at Colchester, winnning 4-1. As the scoreline suggests, it was straightforward enough for the Premier League side. Their official twitter account seemed to get in a bit of a muddle however. After an hour of play, they announced a substitute for their opponents, forgetting that they were […]
11 years ago

Ken Kratz speaks out about controversial Making a Murderer blood vial
The dispute over the Steven Avery murder conviction has gone far beyond Making a Murderer itself. The Netflix documentary has drawn criticism from the prosecution, while Avery’s own defence lawyers have spoken out about some of the comments to come to light since the show aired. And now a new documentary will present UK audiences with more […]
11 years ago

PIC: Is Manchester City’s official Twitter account taking the p*ss out of half-and-half scarves?
Manchester City face Aston Villa in the FA Cup, and it seems like their official Twitter account took an opportunity to take the p*ss out of some commemorative scarves seen on sale outside of Villa Park. The half-and-half scarf has long been mocked by many football fans, yet continues to be a popular souvenir for some. […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Paul Merson slams Roberto Martinez with bizarre Men In Black comparison
Roberto Martinez hasn’t had the best of weeks. Having watched his Everton side miss out on a spot in the League Cup Final, the Spaniard was put firmly in his place by Manuel Pellegrini after complaining that his side were unfortunate that Kevin De Bruyne’s goal was allowed to stand. Pellegrini claimed that the controversy surrounding […]
11 years ago

VIDEO: Colchester players involved in sickening clash of heads in Cup clash with Spurs
Two Colchester players were involved in a sickening clash of heads with barely a minute played in their FA Cup game against Spurs. Alex Wynter and Tom Eastmond collided when trying to deal with a bouncing ball early in their fourth round tie with the Premier League club. Eastmond sustained a nasty cut to his […]
11 years ago

This incredible stat shows just how significant Man United’s win over Derby County was
Manchester United’s win over Derby was a welcome break for Louis van Gaal. The Dutchman’s future has been the subject of plenty of speculation since the home defeat to Southampton dented United’s hopes of reaching a Champions League place. But a win over Derby, regardless of the fact they are a Championship team, may be seen […]
11 years ago

Cup fever takes hold of Colchester’s very excited mascot ahead of Spurs clash
Tottenham’s visit to Colchester United starts Saturday’s FA Cup fourth round fixtures. Understandably, with one of the Premier League’s finest sides in town, there’s are plenty with connections to the League 1 strugglers that are particularly excited about the clash. And judging by an update on the BBC’s FA Cup coverage, nobody’s more excited than Colchester’s […]
11 years ago

Mauricio Pochettino set for new Spurs deal to fend off Man United and Chelsea interest
Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino continues to impress, with his side just five points from the Premier League summit. The Argentine has made such an impact at White Hart Lane that he’s been repeatedly linked with a switch to Manchester United and Chelsea. Now though, it appears that chairman Daniel Levy could be on the brink […]
11 years ago

PIC: Manchester United fans try to encourage Louis van Gaal to attack with strange banner
That’s one way to do it
11 years ago

Latest Tinder update is good news if you struggle with an opening line
The gift that keeps on giving
11 years ago

This post-workout indulgence might be giving you diarrhoea
Oh sh*t
11 years ago

Nick Powell’s Manchester United career could be about to end
It never really got started
11 years ago

Manuel Pellegrini fires back at Everton complaints following League Cup win
Everton missed out on a place at Wembley on Wednesay, as Manchester City booked their place in the League Cup Final. Trailing 2-1 after the first leg at Goodison Park, City overturned the deficit, winning 3-1 at the Etihad. Since the game the main talking point has been Kevin De Bruyne’s goal, which was allowed to […]
11 years ago

Chandler Bing owes Julia Roberts a call right about now
Hotline Bing
11 years ago

Rio Ferdinand pays tribute to Nemanja Vidic…but admits his teammates didn’t rate him at first
“What a player, what a guy”
11 years ago

Will Smith admits that he “felt a spark” when watching Manchester United
As the popularity of football (soccer) continues to grow over in the US, it’s not uncommon to see some high profile celebrities nailing their colours (colors) the the masts of various club sides. Will Smith is the first to admit that he’s by no means an expert on the English game, but he’s admitted that he “felt […]
11 years ago

If Donald Trump had a cockney accent, he might just be bearable
Donald Trump is the easiest target for satire, if it were anyone else we’d be bored by now. This time it’s the turn of the brilliant Peter Serafinowicz to use the Presidential candidate for material. Serafinowicz took a video of the toupee king making another (ridiculous) speech and gave him an east London drawl, of […]
11 years ago

Father arrested and taken to court for confiscating his 12-year-old daughter’s iPhone
A father was arrested for confiscating his 12-year old daughter’s iPhone. Ronald Jackson took the phone from his daughter as a punishment for bad behaviour, but was later reported by the girl’s mother who accused him of theft. A trial heard how the father took the phone from his pre-teen daughter after he found an […]
11 years ago

This is why you should stop using your phone in bed immediately
When you wake up in the morning, you probably reach over for your phone. Whether you’re checking your texts, Facebook or Whatsapp, you might just take a few minutes to catch up with what you’ve missed. Maybe you open a few Snapchats on your coffee break, or check Instagram on the commute home from work? […]
11 years ago

Phil Collins fans may argue he has more money than sense after this
Phil Collins has paid out more than £42m in divorces so you’d think he’d steer clear of former wives. But the singer has confirmed he is back with his third wife – six years after paying her £25 million in their record-breaking divorce battle. He actually seemed surprised that “nobody has noticed” he has reconciled […]
11 years ago

A simple change to your Tinder game could lead to more matches
Success on Tinder is as much to do with how you use it as who you are. There could be the perfect person/people out there for you, but if you don’t find each other as a match, what’s the point of hours of pointless swiping? You may as well put an ad up in the newsagents’ […]
11 years ago

Big Mac sauce is a condiment we all want in our cupboards – and now it might be possible
The difficult decision between a Big Mac and a Quarter Pounder often comes down to the magic sauce. There’s just something about the secret ingredients in the Big Mac relish that make it so god damn tasty, and what we’d give to have a jar at it in the fridge at home. Well, now we […]
11 years ago

Snapchat’s latest update will remove one of its most annoying features
If you’re already worried that Snapchat is too distracting, things aren’t going to change any time soon… The app’s latest update allows you to add new friends by sharing a personalised URL with them – which solves one of Snapchat’s biggest problems but also means you’ll have more contacts to procrastinate with. Snapchat users will know how frustrating it can […]
11 years ago

A petition to get Snoop Dogg a full-time job as a wildlife narrator is growing…
Stranger things have happened…
11 years ago

Steven Avery’s defence lawyer Dean Strang hits back at Making a Murderer criticism
Contains spoilers
11 years ago