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  • VIDEO: James Nesbitt makes absolutely no sense at ringside for Frampton-Quigg fight

    VIDEO: James Nesbitt makes absolutely no sense at ringside for Frampton-Quigg fight

    Brilliant. Now there’s no way we’re going to make any aspersions whatsoever. But suffice to say that this isn’t James Nesbitt at his coherent best. Ahead of Saturday night’s big boxing match between Carl Frampton and Scott Quigg, the popular actor was accosted by the television cameras for his views. Flanked by celebrated pal Tony […]

    11 years ago

  • Stoke’s Marko Arnautovic devastates Fantasy Football managers everywhere

    Stoke’s Marko Arnautovic devastates Fantasy Football managers everywhere

    Bloody typical. Trying to maintain your work-life balance whilst managing a fantasy football team isn’t easy. What started off as a fun pastime to make meaningless games more interesting has turned into a stressful headache. Just when you think you’ve done your research, analysed the form and selected your optimal XI of a matchday, the guy […]

    11 years ago

  • The World Cup could finally be returning to England

    The World Cup could finally be returning to England

    FA chairman Greg Dyke has indicated that England could now bid for a World Cup, in the wake of Gianni Infantino becoming the new president of FIFA. Describing Infantino as a chairman that the FA “can trust”, Dyke suggested that the idea of hosting the 2030 World Cup tournament could be something that is a […]

    11 years ago

  • Zinedine Zidane compliments rumoured Real Madrid target Harry Kane

    Zinedine Zidane compliments rumoured Real Madrid target Harry Kane

    It might seem like a completely innocent comment, but when someone connected to Real Madrid starts to compliment a player, it very often means that a move for that player is being prepared. We’ve seen it before with David Beckham. We’ve seen it before with Cristiano Ronaldo. More recently, we’ve seen it with Gareth Bale. […]

    11 years ago

  • Donald Trump’s eyes are replaced by his mouth… and he looks EXACTLY the same

    Donald Trump’s eyes are replaced by his mouth… and he looks EXACTLY the same

    Have you ever noticed how strikingly similar Donald Trump’s eyes are to his mouth? Of course you haven’t, you were too busy looking at his hair. The man that is hoping to become President of the United States has been the subject of one of the most random photoshops of recent times, but we have to […]

    11 years ago

  • Toulon star James O’Connor sets the record straight over reports he suffered a heart attack

    Toulon star James O’Connor sets the record straight over reports he suffered a heart attack

    On the road to recovery. The rugby world was in shock on Friday when media outlets in France reported that Toulon’s James O’Connor had suffered a suspected heart attack on the team coach while travelling home from their Top 14 game last week. The reports said that O’Connor was treated on the bus by Georgian team-mate Mamuka Gorgodze, before […]

    11 years ago

  • Gordon Ramsay will be supporting Conor McGregor at UFC 196

    Gordon Ramsay will be supporting Conor McGregor at UFC 196

    Once again, there’s plenty of excitement surrounding Conor McGregor. Thie Irishman takes on Nate Diaz at UFC 196, with plenty planning to head to Las Vegas to lend him their support. Speaking recently, McGregor indicated that UFC’s rising profile is attracting more supporters from Hollywood circles. “Hollywood are all over it now. Hollywood wants a […]

    11 years ago

  • PICS: These are some of the worst Snapchat face swaps you’ve ever seen

    PICS: These are some of the worst Snapchat face swaps you’ve ever seen

    Snapchat’s face-swapping feature continues to cause plenty of excitement – even if the results are a little scary. The recent update is now available to everyone through the standard Lens menu – just long-press on your face while taking a selfie. But don’t expect the image to always look exactly how you expected… this new snapchat face swap […]

    11 years ago

  • Survey reveals the 10 most popular sexual fetishes in the UK

    Survey reveals the 10 most popular sexual fetishes in the UK

    People like sex toys. Who knew? A survey conducted by Channel 4 has revealed that sex toys are the top fetish for adults. A full 46% of 2,073 people surveyed said that the idea of having a threesome turned them on, while 13% said that they had engaged in sex with more than one person at […]

    11 years ago

  • Fans unhappy with early kickoff time for Man United vs Liverpool Europa clash

    Fans unhappy with early kickoff time for Man United vs Liverpool Europa clash

    Why? When Man United were picked out as Liverpool’s opponents for their last-16 Europa League clash, Mancs and Scousers everywhere were united in their giddy excitement over the unexpected coupling. But as the news started to sink in and plans were hastily made to attend both games, an odd detail about the second leg match at Old Trafford […]

    11 years ago

  • VIDEO: Mean tweets movie edition may be the best one yet

    VIDEO: Mean tweets movie edition may be the best one yet

    We’re huge fans of Jimmy Kimmel’s mean tweets. Not only are the messages quite often hilarious, but the reactions of the famous subjects are always priceless. But we think the latest pre-Oscars movie edition may be the best one yet. An array of stars including Christophe Waltz, George Clooney, Kevin Hart, Eddie Redmayne and Seth Rogen read […]

    11 years ago

  • PICS: Fresh images emerge of Man United’s 2016/17 home kit

    PICS: Fresh images emerge of Man United’s 2016/17 home kit

    It’s a shirt of two halves, Saint… We’ve had a few cheeky peeks at what Man United’s home kit will look like next season, but new images have emerged of what look like photographs of actual manufactured shirts. Adidas and United were no doubt hoping they could keep the new design under wraps but nearly every rumour […]

    11 years ago

  • PIC: Former Eastenders star Jack Ryder looks unrecognisable these days

    PIC: Former Eastenders star Jack Ryder looks unrecognisable these days

    Remember Jack Ryder? He played Eastenders character Jamie Mitchell, who appeared on the soap from 1998 to 2002. He was the one your girlfriend fancied. Jamie’s floppy hair was his trademark look but fast forward fourteen years and the soap star has undergone a pretty big transformation. According to METRO, Jack’s former co-star Dean Gaffney uploaded […]

    11 years ago

  • Louis van Gaal’s Man United record against Liverpool should worry Jurgen Klopp

    Louis van Gaal’s Man United record against Liverpool should worry Jurgen Klopp

    Louis van Gaal may not have got everything right at Manchester United, but he certainly knows the importance of sticking it to Liverpool in one of the club’s biggest rivalries. After the two clubs were drawn against each other in the Europa League last 16, Jurgen Klopp should be worried by his counterpart’s impressive record in the […]

    11 years ago

  • Netflix: Get these watched before they’re removed in March

    Netflix: Get these watched before they’re removed in March

    As we know, Netflix is an ever-changing feast. Not a week goes by without popular titles being added – and deleted – from the streaming site’s collection. The trick is to watch the cream of the crop before it’s dropped. March is going to be a big month for the channel doing early pre-Spring cleaning, […]

    11 years ago

  • You can only use Snapchat’s latest update on one day a year…

    You can only use Snapchat’s latest update on one day a year…

    Is it your birthday today? If so, Happy Birthday! Oh, and do us a favour – let us know what the special Snapchat features look like. A recent update to the app includes one-off filters and a birthday emoji that only appear on your big day. As well as a cake emoji that pops up next […]

    11 years ago

  • Today’s Europa League draw – everything you need to know

    Today’s Europa League draw – everything you need to know

    It’s time to warm those balls. Liverpool, Man United and Spurs have all secured their places in the next round of the Europa League and this is when it starts to get really interesting. The last 16 of the tournament generally sees the wheat separated from the chaff as suddenly the competition goes from something […]

    11 years ago

  • VIDEO: Memphis Depay embarrasses full back with incredible piece of skill

    VIDEO: Memphis Depay embarrasses full back with incredible piece of skill

    By his own admission, Memphis Depay hasn’t shown his best in a Manchester United shirt. Against Midtjylland however, he started to demonstrate why United were willing to spend big in order to bring him to Old Trafford. Having tormented the right back all night, the Dutchman saved one of his more impressive skills for later in the […]

    11 years ago

  • FC Augsburg fans give their team a stunning ovation after defeat at Anfield

    FC Augsburg fans give their team a stunning ovation after defeat at Anfield

    This is how you support your team. FC Augsburg might well have bowed out of the Europa League following their 1-0 defeat to Liverpool, but their supporters certainly appreciated the effort shown by their players. Following the full time whistle at Anfield, the German side’s players went over to the away fans, who who did this… […]

    11 years ago

  • PIC: There’s even more Jose Mourinho scarves on sale outside Old Trafford

    PIC: There’s even more Jose Mourinho scarves on sale outside Old Trafford

    Jose Mourinho’s name continues to be linked with the manager’s job at Manchester United. While some of the club’s supporters might want him to take over from Louis van Gaal, the news that scarves with the former Chelsea manager’s name were recently on sale outside Old Trafford were widely condemned by many of their supporters. But, ahead […]

    11 years ago

  • Manchester United Vs FC Midtjylland: Another weakened lineup for Louis van Gaal

    Manchester United Vs FC Midtjylland: Another weakened lineup for Louis van Gaal

    After their disappointing exit from the Champions League, Manchester United might not have expected their Europa League campaign to have started so badly. Danish champions FC Midtjylland head to Old Trafford defending a 2-1 lead and will be boosted by the news that the United squad that faced them a week ago has picked up […]

    11 years ago

  • Liverpool v Augsburg lineups – Daniel Sturridge starts as Klopp names strong XI

    Liverpool v Augsburg lineups – Daniel Sturridge starts as Klopp names strong XI

    Jurgen Klopp has named Daniel Sturridge in Liverpool’s starting lineup for their Europa League clash with Augsburg. Having drawn 0-0 in Germany, Liverpool will be hoping to make the most of home advantage at Anfield in order to progress to the next stage of the competition. Here’s tonight’s #LFC starting line-up and subs in full […]

    11 years ago

  • Even more injury woes for Manchester United ahead of Midtjylland clash

    Even more injury woes for Manchester United ahead of Midtjylland clash

    As much as Louis van Gaal has come under fire for the style of football Manchester United have produced this season, the staggering number of injuries the club have suffered hasn’t exactly helped him. With hopes of qualifying for next year’s Champions League with a top four finish looking increasingly unlikely, it was suggested not so […]

    11 years ago

  • Here’s why the iPhone snooze setting is set to nine minutes

    Here’s why the iPhone snooze setting is set to nine minutes

    If you’re an iPhone owner who likes to eke out every last second of your night’s sleep, you may well have wondered why the phone’s snooze intervals are always set to nine minutes. Why, exactly, would they make it nine minutes? Surely ten is more logical? Perhaps even five? In actual fact, Apple have set their […]

    11 years ago

  • FC Midtjylland captain trolls Manchester United ahead of Europa League second leg

    FC Midtjylland captain trolls Manchester United ahead of Europa League second leg

    Beep…beep…beep. That’s the sound of the FC Midtjylland team bus reversing into Old Trafford tonight as the Danish champions hope to hang on to their slender 2-1 lead over Manchester United. The Danes travel to England for their Europa League last-32 second leg knowing they are just 90 minutes from history. The Superliga side only need to keep a […]

    11 years ago

  • Phone battery always dead? This new WiFi invention could be the answer…

    Phone battery always dead? This new WiFi invention could be the answer…

    This could be a game-changer. Most of us would be lost without a Wi-Fi connection providing us with internet access to our phones, laptops and tablets, but one of the unfortunate by-products is the drain it causes on battery life. That could all be set to change, however, because some very clever computer scientists at the University of Washington […]

    11 years ago

  • PIC: Manchester United’s Cameron Borthwick-Jackson hitches a ride to training from his mum

    PIC: Manchester United’s Cameron Borthwick-Jackson hitches a ride to training from his mum

    Cameron Borthwick-Jackson has been a rare bright point in an otherwise dull season for Manchester United. The young left-back has performed impressively when asked to stand in for a number of Manchester United injuries. Being thrust into the spotlight of first team football doesn’t appear to have gone to Borthwick-Jackson’s head, either. After we revealed […]

    11 years ago

  • VIDEO: Gerard Pique’s attempt at THAT Lionel Messi penalty didn’t go to plan

    VIDEO: Gerard Pique’s attempt at THAT Lionel Messi penalty didn’t go to plan

    Lionel Messi’s decision to pass a penalty to Luis Suarez has had more than enough airtime recently. While the Argentine has generated plenty of headlines for his selfless spot kick, many of us were unaware that one of his Barca teammates attempted something similar a few years ago… ‘attempted’ being the operative word. Back in […]

    11 years ago

  • Turkey legend Hakan Şükür could be jailed for ‘tweeting about the President ‘

    Turkey legend Hakan Şükür could be jailed for ‘tweeting about the President ‘

    Hakan Şükür might well be Turkey’s leading goalscorer by a country mile, but his decision to criticise the the country’s president could see him serving jail time. According to reports but the provate Dogan news agency, Şükür has been charged with posting tweets from his account @HakanSukur which contain “insulting content against Mr President Recep Tayyip […]

    11 years ago

  • Former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson reaches settlement with producer he punched

    Former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson reaches settlement with producer he punched

    Jeremy Clarkson has issued an apology to the Top Gear producer he punched. Clarkson, one of Top Gear’s former hosts, apologised after settling a £100,000 racial discrimination and injury claim, reports the BBC. Producer Oisin Tymon was left with a bloody lip after a “fracas” involving Clarkson in March last year. “I would like to […]

    11 years ago

  • Manchester United have reportedly agreed deal to sign Portuguese wonderkid

    Manchester United have reportedly agreed deal to sign Portuguese wonderkid

    More Ronaldo or Nani? Or Bebé? Reports in Portugal are suggesting that Manchester United and Benfica have come to an agreement over the signature of Renato Sanches. The 18-year-old midfielder is one of the most sought-after young talents in Europe and it is said that both clubs have reached a non-formal “gentleman’s agreement” over the […]

    11 years ago

  • VIDEO: Messi and co ensure this cocky Arsenal fan eats his disrespectful words

    VIDEO: Messi and co ensure this cocky Arsenal fan eats his disrespectful words

    “Bring on Barcelona! Neymar! Messi! Suarez! ‘Oo are ya?!” Well at least he knows who they are now. This rather animated Arsenal fan is none other than ‘Heavy D’ from Storage Hunters UK. He is also responsible from this aural misdemeanor. Mr D certainly wasn’t backwards in coming forwards when talking up Arsenal’s chances and […]

    11 years ago

  • Flamini’s disaster cameo summed up in two Arsenal tweets

    Flamini’s disaster cameo summed up in two Arsenal tweets

    Once again, Barcelona look to have landed a knockout blow on Arsenal’s Champions League hopes. Despite matching the European champions for the first half, Lionel Messi (predictably) opened the scoring for Barca after the break. Arsene Wenger’s response to going a goal behind was to make a couple of changes. After sending Danny Welbeck on to […]

    11 years ago

  • Twitter reacts: Arsenal fans rage at “biased” referee in tense first half

    Twitter reacts: Arsenal fans rage at “biased” referee in tense first half

    Not for the first time, an English crowd has been far from impressed with the refereeing display of Turkish referee Cüneyt Çakir. Having angered Manchester United fans with the controversial sending off of Nani in a 2013 Champions League clash against Real Madrid, Arsenal supporters were frustrated by some of the decisions made by Çakir in their first […]

    11 years ago

  • VIDEO: Former Man United defender Fabio scores absolute screamer for Cardiff

    VIDEO: Former Man United defender Fabio scores absolute screamer for Cardiff

    Forget all they hype surrounding the Champions League clash at The Emirates, the opening goal in the Championship clash between Middlesbrough and Cardiff at the Riverside was a bit special. With Middlesbrough clearing a cross from their area, the ball fell to former Manchester United defender, Fabio. Given that the Brazilian hadn’t scored in 68 […]

    11 years ago

  • PICS: Fan mosaic at The Emirates looks incredible as Arsenal and Barcelona take to the field

    PICS: Fan mosaic at The Emirates looks incredible as Arsenal and Barcelona take to the field

    When Barca come to town, it’s always a special occasion. To mark the visit of the European champions, Arsenal fan groups organised special crowd mosaics ahead of kick-off. The two teams were welcomed on to the pitch by the huge displays. Has The Emirates ever looked this good? #ArsenalLondon 🔴⚪️ ❤️ pic.twitter.com/PPoY1bs2xA — Gooner (@OAFC10) February 23, […]

    11 years ago

  • Anderson has a Champions League reminder for Manchester United fans

    Anderson has a Champions League reminder for Manchester United fans

    The Champions League knockout stages are back in full swing and it’s all enough to make Manchester United’s supporters nostalgic. For the second year running United won’t be appearing in the competition’s last 16, and have to overturn a 2-1 deficit against Danish minnows FC Midtjylland if they are to continue in the Europa League. […]

    11 years ago