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11 years ago
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New Trainspotting details have emerged….
Choose a big f*cking television…
11 years ago

These are the top ten tweets of the year, according to Twitter
The presence of Twitter makes it easier than ever to see what people are talking about. Want to see what fans are thinking after a big loss? Done. How about the finale of I’m a Celebrity? You can see that too. Every year, Twitter put together their #YearOnTwitter list of their top ten tweets for […]
11 years ago

U2 pay touching tribute to victims of Paris terror attacks (Pics)
U2 paid tribute to the 132 victims of the Paris terror atrocities during their gig at AccorHotels Arena in the French capital. The band had originally planned to play Paris on the 14 and 15th of November but cancelled the gigs as a mark of respect for those who lost their lives in the November […]
11 years ago

Twitter reacts to I’m A Celeb finale
Reality star Vicky Pattison has toughed it out to become Queen of the Jungle. The reality star beat off competition from George Shelley and Ferne McCann in the I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! final to take the crown, having been tucked away in the Australian wilderness for the last few weeks . […]
11 years ago

It’s impossible to hate Jurgen Klopp after these post-match comments
You’ve got to love him!
11 years ago

Leicester players hit Copenhagen dressed as cartoon heroes (Pics)
A Vardy Party
11 years ago

We could see David Moyes back in the Premier League before Christmas
The Chosen One returns
11 years ago

Daily Mail journalist responds to Tyson Fury’s threat to break his jaw
Hitting back
11 years ago

Liverpool cult hero found guilty of headbutting a taxi driver
Igor Biscan is one of those odd Liverpool footballers. The Croatian midfielder was never the most skillful or graceful on the ball, but somehow he has found himself as a cult hero from his time at Anfield. He did make some big impressions in the famous 2005 Champions League winning campaign but was never exactly […]
11 years ago

Far-right group’s new leader gives car crash interview on Channel 4 News (Video)
Be warned: Watching this will make your toes curl in embarrassment. If you didn’t know, Pegida (a Germanic acronym for Patriotic Europeans against Islamisation of the Occident) is an extreme far-right organisation founded in Germany that vows to fight what it see as Islam’s threat to the West. They do this by using intimidatory tactics to pedal […]
11 years ago

Javier Mascherano sentenced to 12 months in prison after pleading guilty to tax evasion… but won’t go
Barcelona midfielder Javier Mascherano has been sentenced to 12 months in prison by Spanish authorities after pleading guilty to tax evasion charges. However, having worked out a deal with authorities, the former Liverpool man won’t face any time in jail. Sport claim that the only way that Mascherano will see the inside of a prison […]
11 years ago

A distracted Paul Scholes clearly can’t be arsed replying to Jake Humphrey
Ahead of Salford City’s game with Hartlepool, Jake Humphrey decided to wish the best of luck to his BT Sport colleague, Paul Scholes. Scholes is a co-owner of the club with his Class of ’92 friends, and Humphrey used the message to see if Scholes would be taking to the pitch. The former Manchester United […]
11 years ago

Twitter is going crazy at the sight of Jeff Stelling on the BBC
Forget all the talk of Gary Neville and the Class of ’92, during Salford City’s first half against against Hartlepool the attention was all on one man. Sky Sports’ Jeff Stelling is arguably Hartlepool’s biggest celebrity fan, and was seen by many ahead of their FA Cup tie. The sight of the Soccer Saturday host on the […]
11 years ago

A very young Conor McGregor shines in this excellent preview for UFC Embedded (Video)
He has come a long way
11 years ago

This alarming stat supports the idea that Man United are better off without Wayne Rooney
A few years back, the news that Manchester United would be without Wayne Rooney would have been a cause for concern for the club’s supporters. But when it was revealed that the England captain would be out of action with an ankle injury for the weekend clash with West Ham, plenty of United fans were quick to […]
11 years ago

Manchester ASDA store introduces new Santa outfit after complaints from City fans
As we all know, Santa wears red and white. Although this has nothing to do with any footballing allegiances, an ASDA store in close proximity of Manchester City’s Etihad stadium is taking no chances. As reported by the Manchester Evening News, the shop has decided to introduce a unique half blue and and half red […]
11 years ago

Twitter predictably enjoyed ITV confusing Lenny Henry with Ainsley Harriott…
Reporting the news that Lenny Henry has been awarded a knighthood for his services to drama and charity, ITV have been ridiculed for accidentally using footage of a completely different person entirely. Images of celebrity chef Ainsley Harriott performing on a Comedy Store stage were broadcast instead, later prompting an apology from ITV. ITV News apologises […]
11 years ago

Facebook is now letting people stream live mobile videos
Live streaming on Facebook will soon no longer be the domain of brands and celebrities. Soon you, the average JOE, will have the same benefits. Well, some of you will. The rollout is being restricted to iPhone users in the United States to begin with, though this may change if the scheme is successful. Hopefully we […]
11 years ago

Watch Mark Hamill hit the streets disguised as a stormtrooper
Most of us would like to spend a day going round dressed as a stormtrooper like Mark Hamill did this week. The Star Wars actor hit Hollywood Boulevard dressed in the famous Star Wars disguise to promote a new charity campaign for Omaze.com. Within minutes he met Darth Vader and took on a Jedi… Fans […]
11 years ago

Netflix has been hacked – here’s how to check if your account has been affected
Netflix users have been warned that their accounts may have been hacked – after an internet security report indicated the site’s database had been accessed by scammers. A report from internet security site McAfee revealed that hackers have gained access to a number of accounts, and sell information such as credit card details, Netflix login […]
11 years ago

Stellar cast, humour and boozy Christmas carols – Bill Murray’s new show on Netflix is a must-see
Bill Murray’s A Very Murray Christmas’ is a must-watch on Netflix. The 65-year-old comedian has filmed a festive television special, which is live on streaming service Netflix. Directed by Sofia Coppola and described as “an homage to the classic variety show”, it sees the comic having to make the best of a bad situation when a blizzard halts […]
11 years ago

Bono made a sound gesture for Eagles of Death Metal after the Paris attacks
U2’s Bono was one of the first in line offering support to Eagles Of Death Metal after terrorists burst in on their gig and shot dead 89 people. The frontman – who was due to perform with U2 in Paris a day after the attacks – bought the band members new mobile phones and offered them […]
11 years ago

There’s a marijuana breathalyser on the way
An Oakland company is working with scientists from the University of California to develop a breathalyser for marijuana. Hound Labs Inc’s new device will also double up as a test for alcohol, and the company claims that it has found an accurate way to measure THC – the psychoactive component in cannabis – within one or […]
11 years ago

Noel Gallagher is bracing himself for the day his sons find out about his wild life
Awkward chat
11 years ago

James Corden plays ‘Tattoo Roulette’ with Harry Styles – and wins
Usually when you get a crap tattoo, it’s when you’re very young or very drunk. Harry Styles was neither. The singer and his One Direction bandmate Niall Horan agreed to a game of ‘Tattoo roulette’ with James Corden on his Late Late Show. The trio each have a red box – like Deal or No […]
11 years ago

PornHub gift cards are a real thing, believe it or not…
What do you get a man who has everything? Probably not this, in fairness. PornHub have done the inevitable and brought out a gift card for their premium service – the sort of present which you know would be used, but you’d probably be reluctant to hand out at a family gathering. The ad for […]
11 years ago

Can you pull off this 60-year-old man’s ridiculous drinking trick? (Video)
We’ve got to step our game up after seeing this. While we’re still relying on the old “whip out a guitar and sing a half-remembered version of Wonderwall” as our party piece, this 60-year-old man has put us truly to shame. He mixes the athleticism of a gymnast with the kind of control that even Lionel Messi would […]
11 years ago

Man United have reportedly contacted Carlo Ancelotti about replacing Louis van Gaal
There’s enough being written in recent weeks to suggest that there’s growing discontent at Old Trafford. Louis van Gaal’s style of play isn’t being enjoyed by the Man United supporters, with many unhappy with the Dutchman. Added to this, there are now reports that the club are in contact with potential replacements. Reports from Italy suggest […]
11 years ago

Faithless blow Birmingham away with greatest hits gig
Looking good for London and Manchester…
11 years ago

Stan Collymore causes a stir on Twitter as he joins the SNP after Syria vote
Former England footballer Stan Collymore has decided to join the Scottish National Party after it voted against launching air strikes in Syria. Disapproving of the fact that many Labour MPs were voting in favour of the action, Collymore announced he had left the Labour Party just months after rejoining – and asked if it was possible […]
11 years ago

A Disney dating site MouseMingle.com has launched
Disney has a place in all of our hearts – but this is a step too far. A dating website dedicated to fans of all things Disney has been launched. MouseMingle.com says “you don’t need to live near a Disney Park to find someone like you” and it’s “the place to connect people who love Disney […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor seems to have learned a great deal from Ronda Rousey loss
When Holly Holm landed that devastating head kick at UFC 193, the Ronda Rousey myth was destroyed and her hype train was derailed. Conor McGregor, who has achieved a similar level of fame as Rousey in the sport, was asked at UFC 194 media scrum about what he took away from Rousey losing her belt, […]
11 years ago

Idris Elba is answering questions about Luther – this is what you want to know
Idris Elba is taking part in a Q&A to promote Luther in America. The actor tweeted asking fans what they would like to know – and although he doesn’t want to talk about James Bond, take a look at the responses, the 007 spy is still up there. As are questions on Doctor Who, Shakespeare, music, […]
11 years ago

JOE’s 10 Christmas gift ideas that you’ll want to keep for yourself
The run up to the festive period is well under way, so it’s time to drop some big clanging hints about what you want for Crimbo. We’ve put together a list of pressies that we’d love to find under the tree come December 25th. You can either use it as inspiration for gifts to buy your nearest […]
11 years ago

Fury vs Klitschko rematch in 2016 confirmed – the internet reacts (Video)
It’s official – Wladimir Klitschko is taking up his option for a rematch with new world heavyweight champion of the world Tyson Fury. Many felt that the fight on Saturday night signalled an end to the Ukrainian’s reign of domination, and that it was patently obvious to everyone – including Klitschko himself – that his powers […]
11 years ago

Seven clips that make us miss Gary Neville on Monday Night Football already
Adios amigo
11 years ago

Phil Neville mocked by fans as brother Gary takes control at Valencia
Laughing together now
11 years ago

Watch the new trailer for Deadpool – one of the most exciting films of 2016
We didn’t think Ryan Reynolds had it in him
11 years ago

Here are some of the most commonly misused words and phrases that people get wrong
Use any of these?
11 years ago

Snoop Dogg is no shirker – he does his own Christmas shopping (Video)
Dropping gifts like they’re hot
11 years ago

Foo Fighters hero Dave Grohl had an epic ‘drum off’ with Animal from The Muppets
Which one’s the pretender?
11 years ago

Barca may be forced to sell Messi and Neymar to Manchester clubs as report highlights financial restrictions
Whenever a story claiming Lionel Messi or Neymar will be moving to the Premier League pops up, it’s best to take it with a pinch of salt. Messi and Neymar have both been linked moves to Manchester City and Manchester United respectively in recent weeks – but supporters haven’t appeared to get too carried away. But maybe they […]
11 years ago

I’m A Celebrity’s Lady C bizarrely confesses to crush on Cristiano Ronaldo
“That’s someone I’m sure knows how to play bowls properly”
11 years ago

Tyson Fury shares video footage of his first ever amateur fight (Video)
Very few of those that watched Tyson Fury defeat Wladimir Klitschko in Dusseldorf over the weekend will be able to recall the Mancunian fighter’s first fight. Fortunately, thanks to a tweet from Fury, his first amateur bout is now available for all of us to see. https://t.co/lfADM821zX via @youtube my first amateur fight moves from the […]
11 years ago

Everton join ‘Boro fans by lighting up Riverside in moving show of support for commentator (Video)
Over 5,000 away supporters turned out to support Everton in their quarter final at the Riverside Stadium. 5,000 Everton fans at Middlesbrough tonight. #efc pic.twitter.com/SnXcK8aWhm — Football Away Days (@AwayDays_) December 1, 2015 In a first half where Gerard Deulofeu’s stunning individual goal was the highlight on the pitch, in the stands, supporters of both […]
11 years ago

The new device that can steal information from your phone without you even knowing
There’s a device that’s capable of stealing all of your social media passwords, your emails and more or less everything in your digital life, just by being in close proximity to your phone. That’s what’s claimed by the makers of InterApp – a small box that can target smartphones. Offered by Rayzone Group, a surveillance company […]
11 years ago

Another former Man United star has a go at “selfish” Louis van Gaal
Louis van Gaal has come in for more criticism from one of Manchester United’s ex players. Instead of Paul Scholes, this time it’s from United’s former fullback, Paul Parker. Writing on Eurosport, Parker claimed that the Dutchman should review his man management skills. ‘Van Gaal puts the fear of God into players. It has to be […]
11 years ago

The Premier League player that’s been involved in the most goals is not Mesut Ozil
There’s been plenty said and written about Arsenal’s Mesut Ozil this season. The German international helped himself to another goal in their 1-1 draw at Norwich and his involvement in many of his team’s goals this year have seen him win plenty of plaudits. Although Ozil might well boast an impressive assist record, he’s been left […]
11 years ago

One small tip can help improve your Wi-Fi speed this Christmas
As you’re gleefully putting your Christmas decorations up, spare a thought for the planet, pets – and your wi-fi. Research has shown decorative fairy lights can majorly disrupt the signal in your home. According to Offcom, the electrical field generated by your twinkling lights isn’t helpful when it comes to broadband connectivity. Remember to turn them […]
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