
Arsenal fans celebrate 2000 goals under Arsene Wenger
Millenium man…
11 years ago
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Arsenal fans celebrate 2000 goals under Arsene Wenger
Millenium man…
11 years ago

Mourinho believes he will be given more time at Chelsea despite Liverpool defeat (Video)
Jose Mourinho believes he will be given more time to turn things around at Chelsea despite the Blues suffering their sixth defeat of the season against Liverpool. Speculation is rife that Mourinho will be sacked following the 3-1 defeat at Stamford Bridge, but the manager remains defiant. “Do you believe that you’ll be given enough […]
11 years ago

High school teacher thrills pupils with his Drake ‘Hotline Bling’ dance (Video)
Cool lesson…
11 years ago

Mourinho hints at the end of the road with bizarre post-match interview (Video)
End times?
11 years ago

Manchester United name an attacking line-up for Crystal Palace trip
Louis van Gaal has gone with an attacking line-up for Manchester United’s trip to Crystal Palace as the Red Devils look to bounce back from their midweek League Cup exit against Middlesbrough. Wayne Rooney leads the line once more, with Anthony Martial presumably taking up his place on the left. Fan favourites Juan Mata and […]
11 years ago

Even by Arjen Robben’s standards this is a horrendous dive (Video)
Awful
11 years ago

David James makes preposterous claim about David de Gea and Real Madrid…
Hindsight is a wonderful thing
11 years ago

Even the players can’t disguise their excitement ahead of World Cup final
No more sleeps
11 years ago

Man United hold a spooky record in matches they’ve played on Halloween…
There’s something very apt about Manchester United’s record in Halloween fixtures. The Red Devils have played 18 times on October 31st, resulting in 6 wins, 6 draws and 6 defeats. Spooky, right? Louis van Ghoul will be hoping the number of the devil is a lucky omen for his team at Crystal Palace… Manchester United's record […]
11 years ago

Liverpool boss Jürgen Klopp takes the p*ss out of Jordan Ibe in training (Vine)
Das ist gut
11 years ago

Bayern Munich troll Spurs on Twitter over Champions League failure…
Bayern Munich expertly took down Tottenham’s Twitter account on Friday evening after their 0-0 draw at Eintracht Frankfurt. The Bundesliga leaders were looking for their 11th consecutive win since the start of the season, which would have matched Spurs’ record set all the way back in the 1960/61 campaign. 11 wins to start the season […]
11 years ago

It looks like Robbie Keane and Steven Gerrard won’t be returning to Europe on loan…
No swapsies
11 years ago

Jamie Carragher says Jose Mourinho has made his own problems this season after Eva Carneiro fall-out…
Jamie Carragher believes Chelsea would be wrong to sack Jose Mourinho, but says the manager has created many of his own problems this season. In his column for the Daily Mail, Carragher questions Mourinho’s wisdom in giving his players an extra week off over the summer – which saw Diego Costa return overweight – and […]
11 years ago

Wilfried Zaha says David Moyes never gave him a chance at Man United…
Wilfried Zaha says he “doesn’t feel anything” towards Manchester United after he was ditched so soon into his Old Trafford career. Speaking to the Daily Mail, Zaha expressed his frustration at rumours he was seeing David Moyes’ daughter, and argues that he was never really given a fair chance by the Scot. “The thing that […]
11 years ago

Damien Duff reveals how a “hug and a kiss” from Jose Mourinho can make all the difference
Special relationship
11 years ago

QUIZ: Test your knowledge of Chelsea v Liverpool clashes of the past
How well did you do?
11 years ago

Sons of Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney don’t intend to follow in their fathers’ footsteps
Kids say the darndest things
11 years ago

Martin Odegaard could be set for a January loan move
Martin on the move
11 years ago

REVEALED: Australia’s tactical plan to beat New Zealand
Rattling Read
11 years ago

The 10 signs that you’re a Football Manager addict (Video)
In an age where every (real-life) vacant manager’s position is applied for by at least a few Football Manager players, it’s safe to say that the game can completely take over some people’s lives. As the saying goes, ‘the first stage of dealing with an addiction is to accept that you have one’. With that […]
11 years ago

Segway-riding Jeremy Clarkson jokes about his BBC exit in new Amazon advert (Video)
With claims that Argentinian courts are set to have another look at the events from *that* Top Gear Falklands episode, Jeremy Clarkson may well be appearing in the news quite a bit in the weeks ahead. The launch of his new Amazon Prime show, also featuring former Top Gear colleagues Richard Hammond and James May, […]
11 years ago

Toni Duggan responds to Sergio Aguero dating rumours
Just a few days ago, reports in Argentina suggested Manchester City players Sergio Aguero and Toni Duggan were dating. And while the internet was whipped up into a frenzy over Duguero, it appears that the speculation was just that. Replying to a friend on Twitter, Duggan poured cold water on the matter, commenting that it was ‘crazy’ […]
11 years ago

Harrison Ford says Star Wars: The Force Awakens is ‘phenomenal’ (while dressed as a hotdog)
Han Solo hath spoken. Harrison Ford has assured us the Star Wars: The Force Awakens is phenomenal. The actor, 71, is never going to slate it, but somehow we believe him when he told Jimmy Kimmel this week that, “J.J. Abrams has made an incredible movie, you will not be disappointed”. Despite Kimmel’s best efforts […]
11 years ago

Louis van Gaal delivers a brilliant put-down to Paul Scholes
Louis van Gaal could have just ignored Paul Scholes’ comments about his Manchester United team, but thankfully he didn’t. The Red Devils boss has issued a perfect response after the Old Trafford legend said he wouldn’t enjoy playing in the current United setup. “You have an expression. I always use Dutch expression, but you have a […]
11 years ago

Rory McIlroy says he would “pay a lot of money to see Sir Alex Ferguson knock Roy Keane out”
Fighting talk
11 years ago

Ander Herrera claims Louis van Gaal isn’t as bad as he’s made out to be
In a week where Paul Scholes has said that he wouldn’t enjoy playing in Louis van Gaal’s side, one of Manchester United’s current players has offered his opinion on the manager. Ander Herrera has been one of United’s better performers in the Van Gaal era, leaving many of the club’s supporters bemused at how frequently […]
11 years ago

Benedict Cumberbatch stuns theatregoers with “f**k the politicians” outburst
Benedict Cumberbatch left a London audience stunned after performing Hamlet – reportedly saying “f**k the politicians”. The sweary comment came as the Sherlock actor expressed his frustration over the migration crisis and the government’s decision to only accept 20,000 refugees over five years. The remark got a few cheers from the audience, which contained Lib Dem peer […]
11 years ago

Sam Burgess set to flee rugby union for return to Rabbitohs
Slammin’ the door
11 years ago

Ander Herrera feels for Spanish people living in Liverpool
Ander Herrera’s lung-busting running and all round dynamism has endeared him to many Manchester United supporters since the Spaniard made the move to Old Trafford from Athletic Bilbao before the start of last season. Having lived in the Northwest for nearly 18 months, it seems that Herrera is well-adjusted to his new home and, despite not […]
11 years ago

Conor McGregor responds in typical fashion to the flak he’s received after poppy rant
Brushed off
11 years ago

BBC commentator in hot water over ‘Chinese impersonation’ during gymnastics championships (Video)
He’s an experienced gymnastics commentator, but Mitch Fenner is in trouble after seemingly impersonating these Chinese fans. According to independent.ie, the incident occurred live on BBC during the World Gymnastics Championships men’s final in Glasgow. When the camera panned to a couple of cheering Chinese supporters, Fenner said this… https://twitter.com/Mickontoast/status/659467463260770304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw Many viewers were understandably outraged, […]
11 years ago

This Leeds fan really wasn’t happy watching his team lose to Blackburn (Video)
Rarely is it a good time to be a Leeds fan these days. The club have been struggling outside the Premier League for over a decade, are facing another relegation dogfight this season, and have an owner with an addiction to instability. You almost have to feel sorry for them. Almost. It’s no wonder, then, that […]
11 years ago

17-year-old Raith Ladies star scores a 40-yard wonder-strike… (Video)
We’ve all been in this position – 40 yards from goal with the keeper stranded. You’ve got to hit it, right? But not many of us can claim to have matched the skill of Raith Rovers Ladies youngster Tiegan Clark, who superbly dispatched a wonder-lob high over the opposition defence and into the net. The 17-year-old’s goal […]
11 years ago

Leeds concede after just 16 seconds against Blackburn…and then go 2-0 down after 5 minutes
Another day, another nightmare for Leeds United. After overseeing two draws so far, new boss Steve Evans has named an unchanged team for his third match in charge against Blackburn. But Leeds couldn’t have made a worse start at Elland Road, falling behind to Craig Conway’s strike after just 16 seconds. Things then when from bad […]
11 years ago

Foreign football managers are now banned in Russian league…
Russia says no to foreign coaches
11 years ago

This Sepp Blatter inspired Halloween costume should prove a big hit (Pic)
We’re ordering two
11 years ago

Watch out Dynamo – check out these brilliant new Snapchat speed features…
The possibilities are endless
11 years ago

The best goalkeepers of the Premier League season so far have been revealed
Man United fans were chuffed to bits when David de Gea signed a new deal – but it seems he’s not even the best goalkeeper at Old Trafford this season. That’s according to the stats compiled by EA SPORTS Player Performance Index. They looked at the metric of saves per goals conceded to calculate who […]
11 years ago

Cesc Fabregas p*ssed off about being tested for drugs… again (Pic)
Cesc, drugs and kicking balls…
11 years ago

Rodgers gets jealous of Klopp embracing Allen in hilarious parody (Video)
Poor Brendan. Even after his dismissal from the Anfield hotseat he can’t escape merciless mockery. That said, this is brilliant. If you weren’t already aware of his fine work, Darren Farley is famed for his spot on impressions of Liverpool legends. From Rafa Benitez to Steven Gerrard to…Brendan Rodgers. We’ll have to keep an ear out for his Jurgen Klopp, […]
11 years ago

This Irish driver and his angle grinder don’t give a sh*t about this car clamp (Video)
He takes matters into his own hands…
11 years ago

Liverpool fans truly madly deeply in love with ‘father figure’ Klopp
The Jurgen Klopp era may still be in it’s very early infancy, but Liverpool fans are clearly besotted with their new manager. A combination of the German’s natural authority, magnetic charisma, and also what came before, have elevated the ‘Normal One’ to levels of cult status already. Whereas Brendan Rodgers was prone to self-promotion and blame-shifting, there […]
11 years ago

Dwight Yorke’s Villa job hopes boosted after backing from Manchester United legend
SAF has spoken
11 years ago

Hackers plan to reveal the identities of thousands of KKK members
If there’s one thing that pretty much everyone in the internet age knows, it is not to mess with Anonymous. The infamous network of super-skilled hackers are a force to be reckoned with, but racist organisation Klu Klux Klan, in their typically luddite way, just don’t know when to quit. It all kicked off between […]
11 years ago

Teacher draws penis on student’s work, and keeps job (Pic)
What a knob
11 years ago

Release date for final season of Peep Show has been announced
Finally.
11 years ago

Jurgen Klopp gives youth a fling as he makes radical changes for Bournemouth game
Dejan’s back…
11 years ago