Paul Walker was a braver man than we are… It takes balls to impersonate Vin Diesel considering the ass-kicking the Hollywood muscle-head could hand out, but that’s exactly what Walker does in this video…fooling Fast & Furious co-star Tyrese Gibson. Walker, who died in a car accident in November 2013, was never seen as the […]

12 years ago

The things people will do just to watch Dmitri Kombarov…

12 years ago

Striking while the Iron’s hot…

12 years ago

“Going once…going twice…sold!”

12 years ago

“You know, I’d never actually listened to them before.”

12 years ago

“Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon…”

12 years ago

“It’s not your fault Adrian, I just think we should see different football clubs”

12 years ago

We’ve all been there… Standing in line at the bäckerei or boulangerie hopelessly praying that our GCSE language skills save us from embarrassment. But most of us have never ended up running a live blog in which we were supposed to translate a German press conference. That’s what happened to The Telegraph’s Ben Bloom on […]

12 years ago

Will there be a ‘full house’ in Paris tonight…?

12 years ago

Get that man a beer…

12 years ago

US politics isn’t really our bag here at JOE…that is, until we came across the 404 page on Hillary Clinton’s campaign website. You know, that little error page that redirects you when you’ve hit a broken link. Well, take a look at this excellent example that might – just might – carry ‘Hillary for America’ all […]

12 years ago

Mario Lolotelli…

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He owns him. He f**king owns him. Owned. Ouch. Burn. Zing. Don’t mess with Petr. Come at the Petr, you best not miss. OWNED. https://twitter.com/baelyblind/status/588061942717292547 https://t.co/OUgDDpTKzt. I doubt that as Slovenian he could play for the Czech team 😂😯😮🙈🙊😳 — Petr Cech (@PetrCech) April 14, 2015 Owned.

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When your club have just lost 4-2 to their bitter rivals in the Manchester derby, it probably isn’t the best idea to be pictured grinning with the opposition manager. But that’s exactly what happened to Man City women’s team players Toni Duggan and Isobel Christiansen on Sunday night. Duggan put the photo on Instagram with the […]

12 years ago

Chunky soldiers have been ordered to attend army ‘fat clubs’ after medical checks ruledsome troops are too overweight to fight. The Mirror report that a diet of fry-ups for breakfast and chips with every meal has led to a number of soldiers being ‘medically downgraded’ ahead of planned tours to Iraq and Afghanistan, with senior officers forced to step […]

12 years ago

Footballers are notorious for getting away with murder, protected by clubs willing to defend the indefensible to protect their investment. But it turns out there is a line they shouldn’t cross…which was emphatically discovered by Bosnian defender Emir Spahic this week. The centre-back has been sacked by Bundesliga side Bayer Leverkusen for headbutting a steward […]

12 years ago

I was saying boo-urns…

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A combined Man United and Man City team without Paul Scholes, Eric Cantona or David Silva? *Reaches for tin hat* There isn’t even a place for Sun Jihai or Tom Cleverley. Big decisions had to be taken to squeeze just 11 of Manchester’s finest into one team ahead of Sunday’s derby but we’ve come up with […]

12 years ago

Up or down?

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Not your usual Nirvana performance…

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The wait is finally over. Liverpool have revealed their new home shirt for next season…and it’s RED. A packed Anfield crowd celebrated the launch of the New Balance strip, while Twitter had a titter about the irony of the manufacturer’s name and Steven Gerrard… This is the new Liverpool's home kit for the season 15/16. […]

12 years ago

This is a pretty close call…

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Oh Stuart…

12 years ago

This is pretty touching..

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Who knew you could use the law to your advantage?

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There’s a huge weekend of Premier League action ahead, so we’ve picked the big storylines you’ll need to look out for. No need to thank us… 1. A comparison between Sherwood and Pochettino’s win percentages The People’s Gaffer is back at the Lane on Saturday with a point to prove following his exit last summer. […]

12 years ago

OUTTA MY WAY, IT’S AN EMERGENCY!

12 years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road?

12 years ago

NOPE…

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Norwegian blue…

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Using psychedelic drugs is a safe as riding a bike or playing a game of football, the heads of a drugs research organisation have claimed. Legal argument aside for a moment: Judging by this horror-show Sunday League compilation video, we’d be forced to agree. Teri Krebs and Pål-Ørjan Johansen argue in the Lancet Psychiatry journal […]

12 years ago

Lost in numbers…

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288 appearances. 300 goals. There’s a term they use in sport science – outlier. Basically, it’s a nice way to label someone a freak without actually calling them a freak. You’re just saying that they lie outside the curve. A freak suggests something flukey, you see. Something not right. But it also suggests something so completely out of the […]

12 years ago

Adam Richman has dropped the V-Bomb…

12 years ago

Somebody needs to check on Alastair Stewart…

12 years ago

‘How about a hole in one?’ he quipped before the shot…

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He probably would’ve got it if his name was Allardici. You could maybe say close call but considering Steve McClaren beat him to the post, we’re not sure if England really were better off. But the disappointment of missing out on the national job still irks big Sam and no dossier is going to make him […]

12 years ago

Everyone knows that your normal body temperature is only 37 degrees Celsius. When you’re taking to Instagram to prove your sickness though, surely you must realise that your career has taken a turn somewhere. Mario Balotelli missed Liverpool’s FA Cup victory last night at Ewood Park. The Reds saw off Blackburn 1-0 in their quarter […]

12 years ago

5 words of delicious news for you…

12 years ago

United after Dani Alves So it seems Louis van Gaal is finally thinking about playing a full-back at full-back. Manchester United are hot on the tails of Brazilian right-back Dani Alves, the Daily Mirror report. The 31-year-old has been offered a new contract at Barcelona but, after 13 seasons in La Liga, he could be lured to Old Trafford with […]

12 years ago

Manchester mates get embroiled in a DIY tattoo prank-war…

12 years ago

This is an amazing feat of memory…

12 years ago

Tractors are much better than Dodge Vipers…

12 years ago

If you don’t like spoilers this probably isn’t for you… Chelsea – Inception After returning to Stamford Bridge, Jose Mourinho implanted the idea into Roman Abramovich’s head that they were actually best friends and the Chelsea owner wanted to give him whatever transfer kitty he asked for. Then, after his first attempt failed, Jose went further into the deepest recesses […]

12 years ago

Just 28 more days of this, guys: hang in there…

12 years ago

Kids these days. It’s one thing not respecting your elders but, when your elders are Zinedine Zidane, then you’d better make sure you genuflect before him. Not so for Martin Odegaard, it seems, who is reportedly showing signs of too-big-for-his-bootsiness at Real Madrid amid claims he’s refusing to train at the Spanish club. Despite the clamour for his signature and what was […]

12 years ago

Seriously, this is weird…

12 years ago

Londoners: Find out if any Nazi bombs fell on your street…

12 years ago

You may have seen Fabio Aurelio’s desperate plea to play in the Liverpool All Stars match a couple of weeks ago… Well now Andrea Dossena has allegedly tried to beat the Brazilian in the club’s embarrassing former left-back stakes. The Italian, who currently plays for Leyton Orient, was arrested and released on bail after an incident at […]

12 years ago

The era of the caveman is over. What on earth did we do with our lives before zlaaatan.com? It doesn’t bear thinking about. We can now rejoice, however, after Sweden’s favourite son was recognised by the good folk at SweetPop who have devised this wonderfully unnecessary homage to the Paris Saint-Germain striker. Zlaaatan.com is linked to Google, it […]

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